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Cartman Joins NAMBLA Quotes

Cartman Joins NAMBLA is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Cartman Joins NAMBLA ended its run in 1970.

Cartman Joins NAMBLA Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "All these men wanted was love from a young boy. There is nothing wrong with love."
  • (Unnamed) "I do not want love from a young boy. I like men my own age. Ah. I mean, I like women. What did I say? Oh God. I love titties."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I guess nowadays, they allow any old schmuck into NAMBLA."
  • (Unnamed) "Dude, you have sex with children."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f*** you."
  • (Unnamed) "Seriously."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you all right, Stuart?"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't touch me. I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned and been made love to in the ass by three dozen forty-year-old men. I just want to go home and take a -- a hot bath."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, we'll try this again."
  • (Unnamed) "'Hi everyone. I am a young boy looking for fun times with older male. I like to --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, this one looks good. "HungDaddy"."
  • (Unnamed) "'Hello, HungDaddy.'"
  • (Unnamed) ""Hi. I'm eight and a half inches". Damn dude, this guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf."
  • (Unnamed) "'Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.' Frowny face."

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