Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut Quotes

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut ended its run in 1970.

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut Quotes

• (Mayor McDaniels) "Officer Barbrady, pretend for just a minute that we had a competent law officer in our town. What would he do?"
• (Officer Barbrady) "That's a good question ma'am. Let me get right on that -- with thinking."

• (Liane Cartman) "I want to have -- an abortion."
• (Nurse Goodly) "Oh, well, we can do that. This must be a very difficult time for you, Mrs --"
• (Liane Cartman) "Cartman. Yes, it's such a hard decision but I just don't feel like I can raise a child in this screwy world."
• (Nurse Goodly) "Yes, Ms. Cartman, if you don't feel fit to raise a child, an abortion probably is the answer. Do you know the actual time of conception?"
• (Liane Cartman) "About 8 years ago."
• (Nurse Goodly) "I see -- So the fetus is --"
• (Liane Cartman) "8 years old."
• (Nurse Goodly) "Ms. Cartman, 8 years old is a little late to be considering abortion."
• (Liane Cartman) "Really?"
• (Nurse Goodly) "Yes, this is what we would refer to as the 40th trimester."
• (Liane Cartman) "But I just don't think I'm a fit mother."
• (Nurse Goodly) "But we prefer to abort babies a little earlier on. In fact, there's a law against abortions after the 2nd trimester."
• (Liane Cartman) "Well, I think you need to keep your laws off of my body."
• (Nurse Goodly) "Hummm -- I'm afraid I can't help you, Ms. Cartman. If you want to change the law, you'll have to speak with your congressman."
• (Liane Cartman) "Well, that's exactly what I intend to do. Good day."

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