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Casino (1995 film) Quotes

Casino (1995 film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Casino ended in 1970.

It features Barbara De Fina as producer, and Robert Richardson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Casino (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Casino (1995 film) is 178 minutes long. Casino (1995 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Robert De Niro as Ace Rothstein, Philip Suriano as Nicky Santoro, Pasquale Cajano as Remo Gaggi, Frank Vincent as Frank Marino, Joe Bob Briggs as Don Ward, Sharon Stone as Ginger, Vinny Vella as Artie Piscano, Alan King as Andy Stone, L. Q. Jones as Pat Webb, Don Rickles as Billy Sherbert, Dick Smothers as Senator, Kevin Pollak as Phillip Green, James Woods as Lester Diamond, Philip Suriano as Dominick Santoro, Robert De Niro as Amy Rothstein, Sharon Stone as Winner, and Frank Vincent as Frankie Avalon.

Casino (1995 film) Quotes

Robert De Niro as Ace Rothstein

  • (Robert De Niro) "When did this happen, honey?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I don't know --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "You don't know? What time did your mother do this? When did she leave?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I don't know --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Are you out of your f***ing mind? You tie up our kid and lock the f***ing door? Are you out of your mind? That's our child. Are you out of your f***ing mind?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "It was just for a little while, Sam. The baby-sitter wasn't there."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I ought to f***ing have you committed. You f***ing do that again, I'll --"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I was just gonna be out for a little while. She was asleep. I was gonna be right back before she even woke up."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Listen. Listen, you f***ing c***. Listen to me."
  • (Sharon Stone) "f*** you. I was gonna be back before she woke up."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Listen to me. Listen carefully. You ever touch her again, you ever do anything like that again, I'll f***ing kill ya, pure and simple. You hear me? Pure and f***in' simple."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Why don't you just let me go, Sam?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'll f***ing kill you. You f***ing whore."
  • (Sharon Stone) "I'll sign anything you want me to sign. I just want the key to my jewelry, and I want you to let me go."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You want your jewelry?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I want you to let me go."
  • (Robert De Niro) "And let you disgrace me, you f***ing pig? Let you disgrace me? Get up and be a mother. Get in the car and go to the house right now. Get up and get in the -- get -- get up. Get up."
  • (Sharon Stone) "I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't do that --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Get the f*** -- are you threatening me? I'll f***ing kill you in this place. Get up and go home."
  • (Sharon Stone) "I'm going. I'm going."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Now you need approval from him to go home?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "So what? So who f***ing blew you in the parking lot before you came in, huh?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "You make me sick, you f***. Once a f***in' hooker, always a hooker."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Oh, f*** you. f*** you, Sam Rothstein. f*** you."
  • (Robert De Niro) "From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin."
  • (Robert De Niro) "-- An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin."
  • (Baker) "Do you know how long that's going to take?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Greedy bitch."
  • (Robert De Niro) "In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose. In the end, we get it all."
  • (Robert De Niro) "They never know what hit them. And if, and when, they do find out that they just got zapped by a cattle prod, they wish they really did have a heart attack."
  • (Robert De Niro) "In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Four reels, sevens across on three $15,000 jackpots. Do you have any idea what the odds are?"
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "Shoot, it's gotta be in the millions, maybe more."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Three f***in' jackpots in 20 minutes? Why didn't you pull the machines? Why didn't you call me?"
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "Well, it happened so quick, 3 guys won; I didn't have a chance --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "You didn't see the scam? You didn't see what was going on?"
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "Well, there's no way to determine that --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yes there is. An infallible way, they won."
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "Well, it's a casino. People gotta win sometimes."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Ward, you're pissing me off. Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a f***in' idiot? You know god**** well that someone had to get into those machines and set those f***in' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions. It cannot happen, would not happen, you f***in' momo. What's the matter with you? Didn't you see you were being set up on the second win?"
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "I really think --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Wait. You didn't see that you were being set up on the second win?"
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "I really think you're overreacting --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Listen, you f***in' yokel, I've had it with you. I've been carrying your ass in this place ever since I got here. Get your ass and get your things and get out of here."
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "You're firing me?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm firing you. No, I'm not firing, I'm firing you, ya --"
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "You might regret this, Mr. Rothstein."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'll regret it even more if I keep you on."
  • (Joe Bob Briggs) "This is not the way to treat people."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Listen, if you didn't know you were being scammed you're too f***in' dumb to keep this job, if you did know, you were in on it. Either way, YOU'RE OUT. Get out. Go on, let's go."
  • (Robert De Niro) "In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all."
  • (Robert De Niro) "And what happens next? I can't believe it. Who the hell would believe that the FBI had a wire in the place looking for some information about some old homicide about some guy who was whacked out God knows when over God knows what. Would you believe such a thing could happen? Every FBI man across the country had their ears open, this guy basically sunk the whole world."
  • (Robert De Niro) "This is the end result of all the bright lights, and the comp trips, and all the champagne, and free hotel suites, and all the broads and all the booze. It's all been arranged just for us to get your money."
  • (Robert De Niro) "The Feds were watching Nicky play golf for so long that they ran out of gas. Just what I needed, right in front of the control board."
  • (Philip Suriano) "A hundred dollars to whoever hits the plane."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I want you to exit this guy off the premises, I want you to exit him off his feet and I want you to use his head to open the f***ing door."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I don't give a s*** who he's connected to. Tell him to take his f***in' feet off the table. What's he think this is, a god**** sawdust joint?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. But out here, they're givin' me awards."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."
  • (Robert De Niro) "And this -- this is how she backed him off."
  • (Robert De Niro) "No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?"
  • (Signaller) "No."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Can't do it with both hands?"
  • (Signaller) "No, sir."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Can you do it with your left hand?"
  • (Signaller) "Well, I -- I never tried."
  • (Robert De Niro) "So you're a righty?"
  • (Signaller) "Yeah."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand."
  • (Robert De Niro) "And that's that."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You guys have to be kidding, adjourned? What do you mean adjourned? Mr. Chairman, Senator. You promised me a hearing, you won't allow me a hearing? You didn't even look at the FBI reports. When you were my guest, Mr. Chairman, Senator, at the Tangiers hotel, did you not promise me that I would have a fair hearing?"
  • (Dick Smothers) "I was never -- I was never your guest at the Tangiers --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "You were never my guest?"
  • (Dick Smothers) "-- that's right."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I never comped you? I don't comp you at least 2 or 3 times a month? At the Tangiers?"
  • (Dick Smothers) "I -- I'd like to answer that at this time, Mr. Rothstein is being very typical to this point. He's lying. The only time I was at the Tangiers was when I had dinner with Barney Greenstein."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Was I at that dinner? Tell me, was I at that dinner?"
  • (Dick Smothers) "You were wandering."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Was I at that dinner? Was I?"
  • (Dick Smothers) "You were wandering around. You were in the -- you were in the building."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I was in the building? You know damn well I was at that dinner, and you swore to me I would have a fair hearing. Did you not? Did you not? Well, tell me I was at least at the dinner. Allow me that much. Give me that much at least."
  • (Dick Smothers) "Yes, you were."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah. Thanks for not calling me a liar. You son of a bitch."
  • (Robert De Niro) "The bombing was never authorized, but I suspect I know who lit the fuse. And so did the powers that be."
  • (Robert De Niro) "The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that."
  • (Robert De Niro) "When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had."
  • (Robert De Niro) "If you ever come back again, ever, to take her money, next time bring a pistol. That way you've got a chance."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I tried to do everything I could for you, even though I knew, deep down inside, you would bury me."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I bury you? You buried yourself."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Now here's this guy reading the dealer's whole card and signaling his buddy at this table."
  • (Robert De Niro) "And that's just what these hustlers look for. They cruise from casino to casino, looking for weak dealers the way lions look for weak antelope."
  • (Signaller) "Look what they did to my hand man."
  • (Robert De Niro) "All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I just wanna get outta here."
  • (Robert De Niro) "And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they f*** up around here. You understand?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I'm sorry. I made a bad mistake."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You're f***in' right you made a bad mistake. 'Cause if you come back here, if we catch either one of ya, we're gonna break your f***in' heads and you won't walk out of here. You see that f***in' saw? We're gonna use it. We don't f*** around in this place. You got it? Get outta here."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Thank you."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Throw him out into the alley and just tell the cops he got hit by a car."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You know, I don't know if I could do this even if I wanted to. The Gaming Commission would never give me a license. I have at least two dozen gambling and bookmaking pinches on me."
  • (Alan King) "You don't have to have a license to work in a casino. All you gotta do is apply for one. The state law says you can work in a casino while they're processing your application. They got a ten-year backlog."
  • (Robert De Niro) "But what happens when they do find out?"
  • (Alan King) "Why would they want to find out? We're putting a hundred million into this desert here. Why would they want to lock us out? And besides, they'll never find out. All you got to do is keep changing your job title. Like, uh, from Casino Executive to Food and Beverage Chairman. And what happens is they take your application and they put it at the bottom of the pile. I know guys working there for thirty years who don't have a license."
  • (Robert De Niro) "It's a tough proposition, Andy. You know, if I did it, I'd have to run it my way."
  • (Alan King) "You got it."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm serious. No interference."
  • (Alan King) "Nobody's going to interfere with you running the casino. I guarantee it."
  • (Female Newscaster) "A routine licensing hearing turned into bedlam yesterday when the flamboyant Tangiers Casino executive, Sam "Ace" Rothstein accused the state's top gaming officials of corruption and hypocrisy."
  • (Robert De Niro) "What are you runnin' for, Bob? What are you running for? Don't you remember? You promised me a fair hearing when you were getting comped at my hotel, and you were asking me for copies of your bills so you could put 'em on your expense account."
  • (Female Newscaster) "In a wild outburst that followed his gaming license denial, Rothstein followed several stunned commissioners into the hallway where he continued his harangue until his own lawyers and friends urged him to leave."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Bulls***. Bulls***. We all have a past. You have a past. I have a past. And my past is no worse than yours. But you guys think you have the right to pass judgement on me."
  • (Female Newscaster) "Long suspected of running the Tangiers without a license, yesterday's hearing was to determine whether someone with Rothstein's history was qualified to officially hold a top gaming post."
  • (Robert De Niro) "f***in' hypocrites."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it. You understand?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say "a couple of hundred yards down the road", I gave myself 50-50."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You f***ing mo-mo, what's the matter with you?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Before I ever ran a casino or got myself blown up, Ace Rothstein was a helluva handicapper, I can tell you that. I was so good that when I bet, I can change the odds for every bookmaker in the country. I'm serious. I had it down so cold that I was given paradise on earth. I was given one of the biggest casinos in Las Vegas to run: The Tangiers, by the only kind of guys that can get you that kind of money. Sixty-two million seven hundred thousand dollars. I don't know all the details."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Matter of fact, nobody knew all the details. But it should have been perfect. I mean he had me, Nicky Santoro, his best friend watching his ass. And he had Ginger, the woman he loved on his arm. But in the end, we f***ed it all up. It should have been so sweet, too. But it turned out to be the last time that street guys like us were ever given anything that f***in' valuable again."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You tied up our little daughter to a bed? What the f*** is the matter with you? Is there something mentally wrong with you?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "It was only for a couple hours Sam -- the babysitter wasn't around, so I did what I could."
  • (Robert De Niro) "They had enough of Nicky. They had enough. I mean, how much more were they gonna take? So, they made an example of him and his brother: they buried them while they were still breathing."
  • (Robert De Niro) "But one thing I could just never understand was how she could have everything under control but her old pimp Lester Diamond."
  • (James Woods) "Look, Gin, you know I got other people in this. I got partners. But I want you to understand that I am lookin' out for you in this thing. Okay? You're going to get yours back -- and you're gonna get it back first. Okay?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "All right."
  • (James Woods) "Okay?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "Yeah."
  • (James Woods) "Where are you goin'? Where are you? You're in that place. Where are you?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I'm here."
  • (James Woods) "No, you're not. Where are you? Where are you?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I'm always here for you."
  • (James Woods) "You are."
  • (Sharon Stone) "I am."
  • (Sharon Stone) ". Be careful."
  • (Robert De Niro) "The Ginger I knew wouldn't even look at this creep."
  • (Robert De Niro) "For Nicky, Las Vegas was the f***ing wild west."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I can't do that."
  • (Flirting Executive) "Hello Mrs. Rothstein, how are you?"
  • (Flirting Executive) "You're one of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen. You're a lucky man, Mr. Rothstein."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Thank you, thanks for that compliment."
  • (Robert De Niro) "He was a young kid from the casino. Nice kid, bright boy. What balls on this f***in' kid. The next day I fired him."

Pasquale Cajano as Remo Gaggi

  • (Pasquale Cajano) "What's he doing? He knows those guys he yelled at are friends of ours. What's the matter with him? Making all this mess."
  • (Pasquale Cajano) "The little guy. He wouldn't be f***ing the Jew's wife, would he?"
  • (Vinny Forlano) "He won't talk. Stone is a good kid. Stand-up guy, just like his old man. That's the way I see it."
  • (Vincent Borelli) "I agree. He's solid. A f***in' Marine."
  • (Americo Capelli) "He's okay. He always was. Remo, what do you think?"
  • (Pasquale Cajano) "Look -- why take a chance? At least, that's the way I feel about it."
  • (Pasquale Cajano) "Frankie, they found a guy's head in the desert, did you know about that?"
  • (Frank Vincent) "Yea I heard, yea"
  • (Pasquale Cajano) "Everybody's talkin about it, makin a big deal about it, it's in all the papers."
  • (Frank Vincent) "Whadaya gonna do?"
  • (Pasquale Cajano) "And I mean, that's no good. Ya got to tell them to take care uh things a little better."
  • (Frank Vincent) "I'll tell 'em, Remo"

Philip Suriano as Nicky Santoro

  • (Philip Suriano) "I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and -- walk in and see and, uh -- if you don't have my money for me, I'll -- crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."
  • (Philip Suriano) "What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "That black book's a joke. It's only got two names in it for the whole country. And one of them's still Al Capone."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Take this stiff and pound it up your f***ing ass."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Think he got the point?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "What are you doing? He's a square guy, for christ's sakes. You can't treat him like that. He's gonna run to the FBI."
  • (Philip Suriano) "f*** the FBI. That prick's been dodging me for three weeks. And what is it with you? All of a sudden, you're trying to tell me what to do all the time."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm not trying to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doing? Where's your head?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Where's my head? Where's your f***ing balls? Huh? You know I'm trying to put something really big together out here. You know what I'm talking about, huh? You know. If you're acting like this now, how can I depend on you? There's a lot of things going to change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're going to have to go my f***ing way."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Listen, Nick, you got to understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year going through the place. It's all over, I'm going to tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license. And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Yeah, forget about your f***ing license. I plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a f***ing license."
  • (Philip Suriano) "You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't want to go along with me, is that it? You should say so."
  • (Robert De Niro) "No, I don't want to come along with you. I'll be honest with you."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Just say so- All right, fine."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I don't want to be involved in anything you're talking about, okay? I just want to run a square joint. That's it. I just want my license. I want everything nice and quiet. That's it."
  • (Philip Suriano) "You mean, quiet like this?"
  • (Philip Suriano) ""I'm the boss." That's quiet?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "That's all taken out of context. I have no control over that. Ronnie and Billy were right there. They'll tell you exactly what happened."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Well, back home they don't know about f***ing control. That looks bad."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Looks bad? I'm going to tell you what looks bad. Every time you're on television, I get mentioned. That looks bad. That looks bad."
  • (Philip Suriano) "What the f*** happened to you? Will you tell me?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "What happened to me? What happened to you? You lost your control."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I lost control? Look at you. You're f***ing walking around like John Barrymore. A f***ing pink robe and a f***ing cigarette holder? I lost control? You know, I didn't want to bring this up, but you have treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespect. Even your own wife."
  • (Robert De Niro) "My wife?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Yeah."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Now, what does she have to do with all this?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Well, she comes to see me. She was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole f***in' Diamond; that Lester Diamond incident."
  • (Robert De Niro) "All of a sudden, you're the shoulder to cry on? Did you at least tell her about your little role in that whole situation?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "No, I didn't. What good would that do? That's not the f***ing point. The point is that she's upset. She's; and you got a f***ing problem."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Listen, I would appreciate it if you'd stay out of my personal life, okay? You wouldn't like it if I did it to you."
  • (Philip Suriano) "When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no f***in' sick you knew people were going to get clipped."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I fly stuff in fresh every day. I get bread from back home, I get fish from California, and you can always tell a great kitchen like ours 'cause of the milk-fed veal. That's the secret. See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal. Slide over, honey. Now pink veal, you can pound that s*** for two days, and it'll never ever get tender, you know what I mean?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Now, notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see anything. Somehow, somebody's always lookin' the other way. Now, look at these guys. They look busy, right? They're countin' money. Who wants to bother them? I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Tell that f***in' Pepe if he's switching stones on us, he'd better take a f***ing camel back to Nigeria."
  • (Philip Suriano) "You hear a little girl, Frankie? Is that a little girl, Ace? Is that a little f***in' girl? What happened to the f***in' tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his f***in' ass?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Look at this f***in beaut they put in now. Sherbert send you in here to rob me now? Been f***ing knocking everyone's dick in all night? Huh, you been beating all the customers tonight, motherf***er? Huh? Jag-off. Hit me."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I told you this was f***ing dangerous. Remember I said, "Ginger, this is a dangerous situation, be very careful," you f***ing yes me to death."
  • (Sharon Stone) "If it's so f***ing dangerous, then why don't you kill him?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Kill him. Shut the f*** up, what do you know what you're talking about."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Well, then have him killed and get it over with."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Hey, don't be such a f***ing smart ass, will ya. I know the guy 35 years. I'm gonna f***ing whack him for you? Motherf***er, I knew this. I knew it."
  • (Sharon Stone) "What about my money?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "How the f*** am I gonna get your money now? You think he's gonna give you money? Are you out of your mind? Look what you did to this f***ing guy. If you would have just kept your f***ing mouth shut. Ah, what the f*** is the use."
  • (Philip Suriano) "The first one to skip was John Nance. He found a nice, warm, secluded place in Costa Rica. He thought nobody would find him there."
  • (Philip Suriano) "But then his kid got nabbed by the Feds for drugs. So naturally, the bosses were afraid he'd come out of hiding and give them all up just to save his kid. So --"
  • (Unnamed) "Where you goin', jag-off?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "What's takin' so long over there?"
  • (Frank Vincent) "This peter's a motherf***er."
  • (Jack Hardy) "It's workin'. Just keep workin' it. It's comin'."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Gotta learn how to open these f***in' things so you won't have to take 'em."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Listen, I gotta meet Clean Face right away, what about the Chez Paris?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "I gotta meet Charlie the Banker right away at your house, OK?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "No, you can't, you gotta make a reservation, it's all booked up."
  • (Philip Suriano) "No no, it's ok."
  • (Robert De Niro) "It's impossible, it's booked up, you gotta make a reservation, it's very difficult to get in."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I don't want a meeting at my house."
  • (Philip Suriano) "It's ok, I'll use the service entrance. I'll see you at nine."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I'll come in from the golf course side. See you at six."
  • (Philip Suriano) "f***in' Jews stick together, don't they?"
  • (Frank Vincent) "They're havin' a good time."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Yeah? So are we."
  • (Philip Suriano) "f***in' bosses. I mean, they're smokin' their Di Nobilis and they're eatin' trippa and f***in' suffritt', you know, fried pigs guts? While, if I wanna talk private, I gotta go to a f***in' bus stop."
  • (Philip Suriano) "If you ever get of line over there again, I'll smash your f***in' head in so hard, you won't be able to put that cowboy hat on. You hear me? f***in' hick."
  • (Philip Suriano) "You better hope he gives me a f***in' name soon, or I'm gonna give him yours, Frank."
  • (Frank Vincent) "Yeah, thanks a lot."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I know you woulda ratted by now."
  • (Philip Suriano) "She was doing pretty good with her lawsuit. But before she could start counting her money, the boys back home decided to settle the case out of court instead. So they sent me."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you'll get unconfused. Give me the f***in money."
  • (Philip Suriano) "How the f*** can you grin?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f***in' vise. I'll squash your head like a f***in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on."
  • (Tony Dogs) "f*** you."
  • (Philip Suriano) "This motherf***er, you believe this? Two f***ing days and nights. f*** me? f*** me? You motherf***er."
  • (Philip Suriano) "f*** my mother? That's what you f***ing tell me? You motherf***er you."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Peek-a-boo, you f***s, you."
  • (Philip Suriano) "For two days and two f***in' nights, we beat the s*** out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls."
  • (Philip Suriano) "If you had any f***ing heart at all you'd be out f***in' stealing for a living."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Take this one and stick it up your sister's ass."
  • (Philip Suriano) "And take it easy with this s***, will you? I mean, this can only make matters worse. You're a beautiful girl. You don't want to ruin your looks. I've seen a lot of girls get shot to hell from this stuff."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Give yourself a hand, right across your f***ing mouth."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Yeah, yeah, enjoy. Have a good time."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Choke on it, motherf***er --"
  • (Philip Suriano) "I lost control? Look at you, you're f***ing walking around like John Barrymore. A f***ing pink robe and a f***ing cigarette holder? I lost control?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "If a guy f***ing tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it."
  • (Philip Suriano) "We're supposed to be robbin' this place, you dumb f***in' Hebe."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you was layin' it."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Oh no. I'm taking it."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you sure?"
  • (Philip Suriano) "I'm positive."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I've been trying to reach you. You're tougher to get than the president."
  • (Charlie Clark) "Well, I've been busy."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Yeah, the least you could do is return my phone calls, though."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Now, on top of everything else, I gotta make sure no one f***s around with the Golden Jew."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Ace don't -- listen, don't -- don't make a scene, all right?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I want to just talk. I want to talk to that Irish bitch."
  • (Philip Suriano) "She didn't know who to turn to. She -- she didn't know where to turn. She was tryin' to save your marriage."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah? Nicky, I want to talk to that f***in' bitch."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Hey, be f***in' nice. Calm. Be nice. Don't f*** up in here,"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Get this through your head you Jew motherf***er, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every f***in' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your f***in' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're f***in' warned. Don't ever go over my f***in' head again. You motherf***er, you."
  • (Philip Suriano) "And we know what you do, don't we Charlie? You f*** people out of money and get away with it."
  • (Charlie Clark) "You can't talk to me like that --"
  • (Philip Suriano) "Hey, you fat Irish prick. You put my f***ing money to sleep. You go get my f***ing money or I'll put your f***ing brain to sleep."
  • (Philip Suriano) "This guy could f*** up a cup of coffee."
  • (Philip Suriano) "Me? Thats why The Bosses sent me out here; they wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the joint. Like these two f***in' balloonheads over here. They were gonna try to bang us outta two hundred f***in' grand? Yeah, right, I'm sure."
  • (Philip Suriano) "I didn't like the people I was ripping off looking at me, so I used to turn their f***ing pictures around."
  • (Philip Suriano) "A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f***in' night."

James Woods as Lester Diamond

  • (James Woods) "I'm looking at you right now. I'm seeing you for the very first time right this minute. I'm seeing you and I can feel my heart click. I see you fourteen years old. I see the first second i ever saw you. I see you long-legged little colt, stupid braces on your teeth. Every time I ever see you, that's what I see."
  • (James Woods) "Can you feel my eyes on you? Can you feel me look into your heart? Can you feel me in the pit of your stomach? Can you feel me in you? In your heart?"
  • (James Woods) "Couldn't do it yourself, ya chickens*** cocksucker?"
  • (James Woods) "I'm sending this kid to Bolivia in a f***ing box."

Sharon Stone as Winner

  • (Sharon Stone) "Take care Steve, take chances and drive fast."
  • (Sharon Stone) "You shouldn't do this."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Freak you. Freak you Sam Rothstein. Freak you."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Would you knock it off, Sam?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm just trying to figure it out."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Nothing to figure out. I'm home, we're working it out."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah, but I've been told before we're working it out. To think that you're home --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "- after what you just put me through with Amy -- is a favor to me?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "So counting the watch, maybe four thousand for expenses over the weekends, of which you must have had a good time. I know he did. That's for sure. I know that f***ing peice of s*** had a good f***ing time. On my money. You might as well have f***ed him, which you probably did anyway. You looking me a certain way. You're teary-eyed. I get it. You're good actress, you know that? Good f***ing actress. Can't f***ing get that pity out of people. I'm no john. You understand? You always thought I was but I'm not. I'm no sucker. f***ing pimp cocksucker. He's lucky I didn't kill him last time. Lucky he's f***ing living. And if you had stayed with him, and you would have run away, you would have been dead, both of you. Dead. Dead."
  • (Sharon Stone) "You come down here right now. Get down here and talk to me, god**** it. Don't f***ing ignore me, you motherf***er. I mean it. You come down here right now. Get down here and talk to me, god**** it. f*** you. god**** you, come out here. I'm gonna drive your f***ing car through the living room. You f***ing coward. You motherf***er, you. Come out here and talk to me, you f***er."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs."
  • (Sharon Stone) "I am not."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop it. The whole neighborhood --"
  • (Sharon Stone) "Don't you threaten me. Don't you threaten me. You are not threatening me anymore. You f***. You f***. I'm sick of you. I AM f***ing Nicky Santoro. I am. He's my new sponsor. How about that, you f***head?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "What are you looking at? f*** off."
  • (Sharon Stone) "We had a deal, remember? He said if things didn't work out, I could take my stuff and my daughter and leave."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Look in my eyes. Look; look in my eyes. You know me. Do you see anything in these eyes that would let someone in your condition take my child away from me? You know that'll never happen."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Okay, I didn't have lunch with Jennifer."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Who were you with?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I was with someone."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I know you were with someone, who were you with?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I just hope it's not someone who I think it might be. I just hope it's not them."

Vinny Vella as Artie Piscano

  • (Piscano's Brother-in-Law) "You gotta lay down the law, otherwise they're gonna make a fool out of you."
  • (Vinny Vella) "They're not gonna make a fool out of me. I write it all down in this book. Every f***ing nickel, it goes down right here. Receipts, bills, everything's here."
  • (Piscano's Mother) "Hey, oh, ah. What's the matter with you? Since when do you talk like that?"
  • (Vinny Vella) "I'm sorry. Nance gives me trouble, and I'll tell him, screw around with those suitcases and I'll take the eyes out of his freakin head."
  • (Piscano's Mother) "Again."
  • (Vinny Vella) "I didn't curse, I said 'freakin head'."

L. Q. Jones as Pat Webb

  • (L. Q. Jones) "Ol' Don's as useless as tits on a boar."
  • (L. Q. Jones) "Are we certain that you want the gamin' control board eyeballing your record and your gangster pals like Nicky Santoro?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I think you're way out of line talking to me like that. What your saying is libelous, and you're in no position to challenge my expertise."

Don Rickles as Billy Sherbert

  • (Don Rickles) "That's a lot of money to be counting out in public."

Frank Vincent as Frankie Avalon

  • (Frank Vincent) "What could I say? I knew if I gave them the wrong answer, I mean, Nicky, Ginger, Ace; all of them could have wound up getting killed. Because there's one thing about these old timers: they don't like any f***ing around with the other guys' wives. It's bad for business. So I lied, even though I knew that by lying to Gaggi, I could wind up getting killed too."
  • (Frank Vincent) "I have a large family."
  • (Robert De Niro) "How many kids do you have?"
  • (Frank Vincent) "I'm very proud to say that we have eight children."
  • (Robert De Niro) "That's amazing."
  • (Frank Vincent) "No, no, please. Please. There's nothing to it, heh. It was my pleasure."

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