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Casual Sex? Quotes

Casual Sex? is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Casual Sex? stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ilona Herzberg as producer, Van Dyke Parks in charge of musical score, and Rolf Kestermann as head of cinematography.

Casual Sex? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Casual Sex? is 88 minutes long. Casual Sex? is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Lea Thompson as Stacy, Mary Gross as Ilene, Victoria Jackson as Melissa, Andrew Dice Clay as Vinny, Danny Breen as Dr. Goodman, Stephen Shellen as Nick, and Peter Dvorsky as Matthew.

Casual Sex? Quotes

Andrew Dice Clay as Vinny

  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Stacy, how nice to see you. Do you have a few minutes? I mean, it occurred to me, I don't even know where you work."
  • (Lea Thompson) "Where I work?"
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Yeah, you know, your career plans, your dreams, your aspirations -- I really want to hear all about them."
  • (Lea Thompson) "What I want? I don't even know -- ask me what anyone else wants. Give me three seconds, I'll figure out your whole entire life."
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Would you maybe want to share something with me about your childhood, perhaps?"
  • (Lea Thompson) "Vinny, what the hell are you talking about? I'm in a big rush. Look, I have to go talk to Melissa, because if I don't figure out something about my life soon, I'm going to crack."
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "I respect your strength, Stacy, and I think you've got a lot of potential."
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Hey, need a lift?"
  • (Lea Thompson) "Vinny. What are you doing here?"
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "I was just driving around the neighborhood. Last night I did something-- Look, it's like this. It's Christmas Day, I'm sitting around my house, right, I'm all alone -- so, uh, I hop in the limo -- 24 hours later, I wind up in Chicago. And I say to myself, Vincent, where the hell you going? That's when it hits me -- I'm coming to see you."
  • (Lea Thompson) "You drove all that way just to see me?"
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Hey, only 4 days and, what, 18 speeding tickets."
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Y'know, I used to have it all figured out. It's like women changed when I had my back turned."

Mary Gross as Ilene

  • (Mary Gross) "What do you miss most about sex?"
  • (Lea Thompson) "Whoo -- I miss falling asleep with someone's arms around me. And the feeling of, mm --"
  • (Mary Gross) "Orgasm? I love orgasms."
  • (Lea Thompson) "Mmm. I'm sick of my Mighty Intruder vibrator with the flexible shaft and the textured head."
  • (Mary Gross) "Haven't you ever had an orgasm?"
  • (Victoria Jackson) "Oh, yeah, sure-- No, not really. I mean, not with someone else in the room."

Lea Thompson as Stacy

  • (Lea Thompson) "You can have one with the guy on top?"
  • (Mary Gross) "Mm-hmm."
  • (Lea Thompson) "I hate you."
  • (Lea Thompson) "This is a miracle. For once it's all up to him. No tubes, no jellies, no furtive trips to the bathroom -- I can just sit back and let it happen. I don't have to do anything."
  • (Stephen Shellen) "I'm not too good with these things. Can you give me a hand putting it on?"
  • (Lea Thompson) "This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I remember when it was actually fun to say, "WOW, that really felt great. What's your name again?""
  • (Victoria Jackson) "I've never had sex with someone I didn't know. For that matter, I've never said, "Wow, that felt really great.""
  • (Lea Thompson) "It was the early eighties, and sex was still a good way to meet new people."
  • (Lea Thompson) ""Dear Stacy, I hope you don't mind me writing to you, but the only other letter I ever wrote was to the editor of Flex magazine, and that was just to say how much I enjoyed this particular article called; ""
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) ""Hammer Those Gluts 'Til Your Butt's Like a Bowling Ball.""
  • (Lea Thompson) "Don't let it get to you. Just think, if you separated her individual body parts with, say, like a huge a meat cleaver, and then laid them out on a table, you wouldn't think she was such hot stuff."
  • (Lea Thompson) "I was celibate for so long, I started to feel like a can of kitchen cleanser: you know, sterile and gritty and abrasive. When we made love -- I don't know, I felt like a human again, a mammal, with breasts."

Peter Dvorsky as Matthew

  • (Peter Dvorsky) "Melissa, did you know that women experience 63% more heightened sensitivity during the arousal phase than during climax itself?"
  • (Victoria Jackson) "Really? I like all the phases."
  • (Peter Dvorsky) "I lied. I was extremely attracted to you. I just didn't want you to see my unusually small penis."
  • (Peter Dvorsky) "Melissa, you're not leaving us, are you? Melissa, seeking escape from a challenging environment points to potentially very serious personality deficits. You really ought to consider analysis--"
  • (Peter Dvorsky) "Bitch."

Stephen Shellen as Nick

  • (Stephen Shellen) "Okay, that's okay. But let me tell you, you're making a big mistake. 'Cause I am going to make it."
  • (Lea Thompson) "Good."
  • (Stephen Shellen) "I'm going to be huge. I'm going to be bigger than huge. I'm going to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magaz-- no, forget that. I'm going to be on the cover of Time magazin-- no. Forget that -- I -- I -- am going to have -- more fans than Elvis."
  • (Lea Thompson) "Good."
  • (Stephen Shellen) "Yeah. And I won't even be dead. Think about it."

Danny Breen as Dr. Goodman

  • (Danny Breen) "The good news is that your Blue Cross will cover this visit. The bad news is that you have herpes simplex I and II, trichomonas, gonorrhea, acute"
  • (Danny Breen) "immune deficiency syndrome related complex, vulvar lesions, secondary syphilis, venereal warts, and a potentially unbearable case of crabs."
  • (Victoria Jackson) "But he was only the third guy in my life, and the first one didn't count."
  • (Danny Breen) "Oh, all contact counts."
  • (Victoria Jackson) "But I thought I had safe sex."
  • (Danny Breen) "Oh, no sex is safe enough for you, Melissa. Well, enjoy the rest of your vacation."

Victoria Jackson as Melissa

  • (Victoria Jackson) "You know, Matthew's a psychologist. I just love therapy. I think everyone should be in therapy."
  • (Peter Dvorsky) "That would be good for me. Actually, I'm here to do reseach for a book I'm writing, on the psycho-sexual tendencies of pre-menopausal females."
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Yeah, me too."
  • (Victoria Jackson) "Uh, this is one that the kids at school told me. Why did the chicken go halfway across the street?"
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Why?"
  • (Victoria Jackson) "He wanted to lay it on the line. --You're not laughing."
  • (Andrew Dice Clay) "Oh, not yet, not yet. Inside, it's building, it's building. About a half hour from now I'll be rolling all over the beach, I'm telling you. You won't be able to stop me. I'll be in hysterics."
  • (Victoria Jackson) "Just once I'd like to wear a sexy white dress blowing all around me and not have men run away screaming. Just once I'd like to have the kind of sexual experience where you don't have to go to the bathroom and cry afterwards."
  • (Lea Thompson) "I bet Marilyn cried in the bathroom after sex, probably more than once. Everyone does."
  • (Victoria Jackson) "Men too?"
  • (Lea Thompson) "They can't. They're asleep."
  • (Unknown suitor) "Melissa, marry me."
  • (Victoria Jackson) "Do I know you?"
  • (Unknown suitor) "No, but I just met your parents and they really like me."

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