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Cats and Dogs Quotes

Cats and Dogs is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Cats &amp ended in 1970.

It features Ed Jones as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Julio Macat as head of cinematography.

Cats and Dogs is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cats and Dogs is 88 minutes long. Cats and Dogs is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Tobey Maguire as Lou, Sean Hayes as Mr. Tinkles, Jon Lovitz as Calico, Alec Baldwin as Butch, Alexander Pollock as Scotty, Joe Pantoliano as Peek, Susan Sarandon as Ivy, Michael Clarke Duncan as Sam, and Charlton Heston as The Mastiff.

Cats and Dogs Quotes

Sean Hayes as Mr. Tinkles

  • (Sean Hayes) "I want you to stay here."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Why?"
  • (Sean Hayes) "Because I hate you."
  • (Sean Hayes) "Evil does not wear a bonnet."
  • (Sean Hayes) "Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Mr. Tinkles?"
  • (Sean Hayes) "With the dogs out of the way, cats will overthrow the humans and you will recieve your just reward: sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia."
  • (Sean Hayes) "Dark Cloud? Is that what I'm calling my plan?"
  • (Sean Hayes) "Stand still, I need to crush you."
  • (Sean Hayes) "The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable. If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding. Hello? Joke."
  • (Sean Hayes) "This can't be happening. I want them eliminated."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "But they did manage to bug the phone. I think we should just concentrate on the glasses half full."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Ow. That's what I want to do."
  • (Sean Hayes) "Oh, putting a happy face on. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?"

Tobey Maguire as Lou

  • (Tobey Maguire) "Well, Miss Challenged, I'm sorry, but I think you gotta leave. My orders are clear. I - --"
  • (Unnamed) "Orders?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "That's right. I'm a secret agent."
  • (Unnamed) "An agent? Why, you're a little small for an agent. Shouldn't you be busy having fun?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I don't have time for fun."
  • (Unnamed) "Ew. tough guy."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "You should've fought for me; for my family."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Why? What good would it do?"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "What about man's best friend? History 101, remember?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Okay, well, here's lesson number two: we help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid poochy-poochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Is that it, then? You're gonna blame my family for what some boy did to you?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Look, kid, I'm sorry it played out like this, but it's over. We're shut down."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I've never met a stray."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Actually, I prefer "domestically challenged"."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I think that if I'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation"."
  • (Joe Pantoliano) "Nah, he's a pro wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Alright then, "Doom Machine" it is."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Hey. You can call yourself Squicky the Spacedog for all I care, but that doesn't make you behind a rocket pack"
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I changed my mind -- call me the Claw of Ling Chou."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "I'm on to you, kitty, and you're in big trouble."
  • (Unnamed) "I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble."

Charlton Heston as The Mastiff

  • (Charlton Heston) "Failure is not an option."
  • (Charlton Heston) "It appears that once again we find ourselves threatened by the great Cat Menace."

Alec Baldwin as Butch

  • (Alec Baldwin) "Son of my mom."

Jon Lovitz as Calico

  • (Jon Lovitz) "Get out of the road you lunatic."

Michael Clarke Duncan as Sam

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Alexander Pollock as Scotty

  • (Alexander Pollock) "Loser."
  • (Tobey Maguire) "Cat person."

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