Cecil B. Demented Quotes

Cecil B. Demented is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Cecil B. Demented ended its run in 1970.

It features Joseph M. Caracciolo Jr., John Fiedler, and Mark Tarlov as producer, Basil Poledouris; Zoë Poledouris in charge of musical score, and Robert M. Stevens as head of cinematography.

Cecil B. Demented is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cecil B. Demented is 88 minutes long. Cecil B. Demented is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

The cast includes: Alicia Witt as Cherish, Michael Shannon as Petie, Maggie Gyllenhaal as Raven, Eric M. Barry as Fidget, Adrian Grenier as Lyle, Harry Dodge as Dinah, Zenzele Uzoma as Chardonnay, Melanie Griffith as Honey, and Jack Noseworthy as Rodney.

Cecil B. Demented Quotes

Melanie Griffith as Honey

• (Melanie Griffith) "No. Please let me go. I promise I won't tell anyone about your little movie."
• (Cecil) "Little?"
• (Melanie Griffith) "I didn't mean, you know, little. I meant, you know, low-budget -- ly cult."

• (Melanie Griffith) "I f***ing hate Forrest Gump."

• (Melanie Griffith) "How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro."
• (Adrian Grenier) "Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one; drugs. Gave my life a real focus."

• (Melanie Griffith) "Raven, you know, you're a really pretty girl. You could escape from all of this madness."
• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Escape to what, Honey? I mean, my father is Zo-Zo, the three headed guard dog at the gate to hell."
• (Melanie Griffith) "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that."

• (Melanie Griffith) "Cherish, this is America, you know. It's a free country. People can make bad movies if they so desire."
• (Cecil) "Not anymore they don't."
• (Alicia Witt) "You think just cause you've made "real" movies you're better than me, don't you?"
• (Melanie Griffith) "Oh, please."
• (Alicia Witt) "Do you know why I became a porno star?"
• (Cecil) "Cherish has recovered memory."
• (Alicia Witt) "When I was ten years old, my entire family f***ed me under the Christmas tree."
• (Melanie Griffith) "I'm so sorry."
• (Alicia Witt) "Yeah, I bet you are -- "jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing."
• (Alicia Witt) "You think that's funny?"
• (Melanie Griffith) "No, I don't."
• (Cecil) "That's all behind you now, Cherish. We're here, and we're makin' movies."

• (Melanie Griffith) "Family is just a dirty word for censorship."

• (Melanie Griffith) "Attica -- Rodney King."

• (Melanie Griffith) "I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Demented."

• (Cecil) "Do you see the pain your performance is causing me? Huh?"
• (Melanie Griffith) "Okay, yes I do. F -- fine, uhm, I'll do it. Okay? Let's just shoot it."

Alicia Witt as Cherish

• (Alicia Witt) "All my directors f*** me."
• (Cecil) "I am not all your directors. I am Cecil B. Demented."

• (Alicia Witt) "Porno Fans. It's me, Cherish. And I need your hardcore help."

• (Alicia Witt) "We can f*** now?"
• (Cecil) "From here to Timbuktu."

Michael Shannon as Petie

• (Michael Shannon) "Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls."

Maggie Gyllenhaal as Raven

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Pain is pleasure. Slavery is freedom. Suicide for Satan."

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "It's goat's urine. Want some?"

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Hi, I'm Raven, I'm a Satanist and I'll be doing your make-up."
• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "You look so pale --"
• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Sorry, but Satan says you need more color."

Jack Noseworthy as Rodney

• (Jack Noseworthy) "I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality."

Eric M. Barry as Fidget

• (Eric M. Barry) "Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?"

• (Eric M. Barry) "No. I want to go home. I don't want to be in show business anymore."
• (Cecil) "I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla."
• (Adrian Grenier) "They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child."
• (Harry Dodge) "They've never even been to a midnight movie."
• (Zenzele Uzoma) "They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films."
• (Alicia Witt) "They've never rented a porno movie."
• (Cecil) "And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun."
• (Melanie Griffith) "Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget."
• (Eric M. Barry) "Okay, okay. My parents are the enemies of film."

Harry Dodge as Dinah

• (Harry Dodge) "Hey. We're not union. And we're takin' over this movie."

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