Chair Model Quotes

Chair Model is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Chair Model completed its run in 1970.

Chair Model Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "Hello, Oscar Meyer weiner lover."

• (Andy Bernard) "Okay, so -- Help us out."
• (Michael Scott) "Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't."
• (Kevin Malone) "Michael, please --"
• (Michael Scott) "What part of "shorn't" don't you understand, Kevin?"

• (Stanley Hudson) "There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card."
• (Phyllis Lapin) "Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it."
• (Pam Beesly) "Who are you putting down?"
• (Jim Halpert) "Oh, you don't know her."
• (Pam Beesly) "Who is it?"
• (Jim Halpert) "Your mom."
• (Pam Beesly) "Yeah, whatever."
• (Pam Beesly) "Give that to me. Give that to me."

• (Pam Beesly) "W. B. Jones is renovating their offices, and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get."
• (Jim Halpert) "So we had to park at a satellite parking lot"
• (Jim Halpert) "over there."
• (Pam Beesly) "Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today, Jim."
• (Jim Halpert) "Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken."
• (Jim Halpert) "Nature."
• (Oscar Martinez) "I've been here nine years, now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away."
• (Andy Bernard) "I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar."
• (Kevin Malone) "I will quit. As God as my witness I will quit"
• (Kevin Malone) "if this is not fixed."
• (Pam Beesly) "Some of us like the walk more than others."
• (Kevin Malone) "Hurts like hell --"

• (Michael Scott) "Well, I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet, old lady on the bus."
• (Margaret) "That's incredibly rude."
• (Michael Scott) "Now you ruined it."

• (Michael Scott) "I think that fate put this catalogue in my hands."
• (Pam Beesly) "Actually, I put the catalogue into your hands, 'cause you have to pick out a new chair."

• (Michael Scott) "So you -- get -- the rent checks every month, and -- what happens next, what --"
• (Margaret) "Y-you're asking me what I -- do with the checks people write to me?"
• (Michael Scott) "Just making conversation."

• (Andy Bernard) "We won't let you down."
• (Michael Scott) "You can't, because I don't care."

• (Jim Halpert) "Hey, Pam? Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?"

• (Pam Beesly) "Okay, Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you."
• (Michael Scott) "Oh, really? What's her name, Burger King?"

• (Michael Scott) "Okay, Wendy. Hot and juicy redhead. Let's give this a try."
• (Wendy's employee) "Wendy's."
• (Michael Scott) "Hello, Wendy. This is Kevin's friend, Michael."
• (Wendy's employee) "This isn't Wendy."
• (Michael Scott) "Oh, I'm sorry. Could you put her on, please?"
• (Wendy's employee) "Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant."
• (Michael Scott) "Damn it, Kevin."

• (Margaret) "Michael?"
• (Michael Scott) "Ugh."
• (Margaret) "Are you Michael Scott?"
• (Michael Scott) "Is who Michael what?"

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