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Chairman of the Board (film) Quotes

Chairman of the Board (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Chairman of the Board ended its run in 1970.

It features Rupert Harvey as producer, Chris Hajian in charge of musical score, and David Lewis as head of cinematography.

Chairman of the Board (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Chairman of the Board (film) is 95 minutes long. Chairman of the Board (film) is distributed by Trimark Pictures.

The cast includes: Estelle Harris as Ms. Krubavitch, Mystro Clark as Ty, Carrot Top as Edison, and Jack Plotnick as Zak.

Chairman of the Board (film) Quotes

Carrot Top as Edison

  • (Carrot Top) "I'm telling you guys there's not enough radiation in those TV dinners to make somebody a walking night light."
  • (Jack Plotnick) "I used to have a night light, used to have a house."
  • (Carrot Top) "You're holding it upside-down."
  • (Carrot Top) "I got fired."
  • (Mystro Clark) "Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?"
  • (Carrot Top) "Nothing -- okay I knocked over a soda."
  • (Mystro Clark) "That's it?"
  • (Carrot Top) "A case of soda."
  • (Jack Plotnick) "Soda?"
  • (Carrot Top) "Allright it was a soda machine. That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight."

Mystro Clark as Ty

  • (Mystro Clark) "And don't forget the handy dandy ketchup helper."
  • (Carrot Top) "Over eleven sold."
  • (Mystro Clark) "And your grandmother bought ten of them."
  • (Carrot Top) "I thought you guys liked my inventions."
  • (Mystro Clark) "We love them, the problem is the rest of the world doesn't."

Estelle Harris as Ms. Krubavitch

  • (Estelle Harris) "Looked better when it was a crack house --"

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