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Chalet Girl Quotes

Chalet Girl is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Chalet Girl ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Wolfgang Behr * Pippa Cross * Dietmar Guentsche * Harriet Rees as producer, Christian Henson in charge of musical score, and Ed Wild as head of cinematography.

Chalet Girl is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Chalet Girl is 96 minutes (original) long. Chalet Girl is distributed by Alliance Films.

Chalet Girl Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Jumping is easy. Landing is hard."
  • (Unnamed) "How's it going?"
  • (Unnamed) "Fine."
  • (Unnamed) "What are the people like?"
  • (Unnamed) "There, uh, fine. If it doesn't work out I can always nick one of the paintings."
  • (Unnamed) "Three golden rules of chalet girling. One, no friends up in the chalet. Two, you can party all you like as long as breakfast is on the table at eight. You're asleep, you pack your bags."
  • (Unnamed) "Friends, breakfast; check."
  • (Unnamed) "Three, no sleeping with the clients. Unless they're fit. Or minted. Or hitting on you."
  • (Unnamed) "Basically there's only two rules."
  • (Unnamed) "Basically, yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "You're not upset?"
  • (Unnamed) "She's lovely, but I trust you. Your mother, on the other hand --"
  • (Unnamed) "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the happy couple."
  • (Unnamed) "In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, the cabin crew will direct you to the nearest available exit --"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay baby, let's get you drunk."
  • (Unnamed) "I always tell the mountains my problems."
  • (Unnamed) "They are a good listener."
  • (Unnamed) "The global financial melt-down is something that happened to other people, wasn't Madsen?"
  • (Unnamed) "I warned you about those sub-primes. Greed's only good when it comes to lunch."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you want to talk about it? A barman's cheaper than a shrink."
  • (Unnamed) "A beer's cheaper than a barman."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm pretty cheap."
  • (Unnamed) "Beer doesn't talk back either."
  • (Unnamed) "She is so sweet my teeth hurt."
  • (Unnamed) "You ever been in one of these things?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, we have one at home. This one's pretty small actually."
  • (Unnamed) "Do we pay extra for irony?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, the irony's free, it's the sarcasm you're paying for. Ironically --"
  • (Unnamed) "What is it with you people walking in on me naked?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're a lovely girl, but I'm just not sure --"
  • (Unnamed) "Let me try. You're just not sure I'm the right kind of girl for your clients. It's hard to say why exactly, but it's probably something to do with the fact that I'm not called Arabella, or Isabella, or anything-Bella. That I don't have hundred-quid highlights, perfect nails, I'm just guessing here. Expensively trimmed pubes. So even though I might be the only person with actual experience, and actual work in the actual real world, and you know I'd try really really hard, I'm just not the right kind of girl. Is that about the size of it?"
  • (Unnamed) "About there, yes."
  • (Unnamed) "This is Bella."
  • (Unnamed) "My mum always used to say, "You've got brains in your head, feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.""
  • (Unnamed) "Clever girl, your mum."

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