Champagne for Caesar Quotes

Champagne for Caesar is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Champagne for Caesar completed its run in 1970.

It features George Moskov as producer, Dimitri Tiomkin in charge of musical score, and Paul Ivano as head of cinematography.

Champagne for Caesar is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Champagne for Caesar is 99 minutes long. Champagne for Caesar is distributed by United Artists.

Champagne for Caesar Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Oh, don't thank me, Beauregard. Just stay as you are. Walk out of here into the sunshine of a carefree world, wise in the knowledge that I have bestowed on you. For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor."
• (Unnamed) "My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world."

• (Unnamed) "How DARE you fall in love on my time. This is dishonest, treacherous and UN-american."

• (Unnamed) "Gee Mr Bottomley, you sure know a lot."
• (Unnamed) "I not only sure know a lot my dear Frosty, I know everything."

• (Unnamed) "You know my brother thinks you are seeing me in order to get information about him. I think so too."
• (Unnamed) "In other words, I'm a heel?"
• (Unnamed) "Not in other words. Same words."

• (Unnamed) "Is there something special about me that you dislike or do you hate me for myself alone?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I don't hate you Mr. Hogan."
• (Unnamed) "He merely thinks you are the forerunner of intellectual destruction in America."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, nothing personal."

• (Unnamed) "I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth."
• (Unnamed) "I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh?"
• (Unnamed) "You would have started tomorrow."
• (Unnamed) "That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense; would have?"
• (Unnamed) "No sir, we are not."

• (Unnamed) "Aren't you going to wish us good luck?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you're obnoxious but not as obnoxious as I thought you were."

• (Unnamed) "If you know everything, you're not wanted around for long."
• (Unnamed) "I've got something right up your intelligent alley."

• (Unnamed) "You have five seconds to tell us the Japanese word for goodbye. 1 -- 2 --"
• (Unnamed) "Siyonara. Not to be confused with cyanide, which is, of course, goodbye in any language."

• (Unnamed) "I loathe humor, and you are humorous."

• (Unnamed) "Let's get loaded."
• (Unnamed) "Don't worry. We will --"

• (Unnamed) "If it is noteworthy and rewarding to know that 2 and 2 make 4 to the accompaniment of deafening applause and prizes, then 2 and 2 making 4 will become the top level of learning."

• (Unnamed) "You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off."
• (Unnamed) "I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile?"
• (Unnamed) "Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally."

• (Unnamed) "Miss O'Neal is having Bottomley trouble."

• (Unnamed) "Does Polly want a cracker?"
• (Unnamed) "Polly wants a drink, let's get loaded. hiccup"
• (Unnamed) "He says the darnest things, doesn't he?"
• (Unnamed) "How about a short one, how about a short one?"
• (Unnamed) "You've had your quarter for the day. As I told you before, Gerald, neither I nor my sister taught him these expressions. His former master must have been the greatest reprobate since the emperor Nero."
• (Unnamed) "We found him one night leaning up against a lamppost. He couldn't remember where he lived."
• (Unnamed) "He still can't."
• (Unnamed) "Now we have him down to two drinks a day -- soon we'll have him down to no drinks a day."
• (Unnamed) "SQUAWK."
• (Unnamed) "Now you have frightened him. Caesar, Caesar --"
• (Unnamed) "CHAMPAGNE."
• (Unnamed) "No, no, sorry, you must rough it for a while."

• (Unnamed) "We have a Frankenstein on our hands, and a very well-informed Frankenstein. He must be stopped."

• (Unnamed) "I have an idea. I want to find what the average man thinks of it. Then when we've found out what he thinks of it, we'll change his thinking."

• (Unnamed) "Shall I genuflect when leaving or just face Mecca?"

• (Unnamed) "I fail to see why the location of birth should be met with applause."
• (Unnamed) "But she comes from Brooklyn."

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