Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales Quotes

Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales is a Animated TV special that was first aired in 2002 on American Broadcasting Company. Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales completed its run in 1970.

It features Wesley Singerman (Charlie Brown, Ugly Kid) doing voices. Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales is created by Charles M. Schulz.

Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales is recorded in English and originally aired in USA. Each episode of Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales is 18 mins long. Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales is produced by United Feature Syndicate. Spinoffs for this show include Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales Quotes

• (Unnamed) "One of your Christmas cards came back. It says, "No such address"."
• (Unnamed) "It's that girl from class. Ooh, she drives me crazy."
• (Unnamed) "Why do you even bother?"
• (Unnamed) "She fascinates me."

• (Unnamed) "Today my name is Jezebel."
• (Unnamed) "Jezebel was the evil wife of king Ahab in the Old Testament. In II Kings, it says that her servants threw her out the window and she landed on her head."
• (Unnamed) "Today my name is Susan."

• (Unnamed) "You know why I don't want you to get me anything for Christmas? Because I know you hate me."
• (Unnamed) "I never said I hated you."
• (Unnamed) "Then buy me something."

• (Unnamed) "Grandma says that when she was a little girl, she used to hang her stockings on the fireplace, and when she woke up Christmas morning, they were filled with apples and oranges and such."
• (Unnamed) "I can see it now. Three grapes."

• (Unnamed) "I'm addressing Christmas cards. Aren't they cute? Each one has a little bunny on it dressed up like a shepherd. Don't say I'm not religious."

• (Unnamed) "This year I'm going to make all my Christmas presents. And guess what I'm getting everybody -- paper airplanes."

• (Unnamed) "You have to give me a Christmas present. It says so in the Bible."
• (Unnamed) "You're bluffing. The Bible says nothing about giving Christmas presents."
• (Unnamed) "It doesn't?"
• (Unnamed) "You can't bluff an old theologian."

• (Unnamed) "This Christmas I'm making everyone Christmas presents. You know what I'm giving everyone? Paper airplanes."
• (Unnamed) "You're lucky. You got yours early."

• (Unnamed) "What's going on? Is my sweet babboo helping my brother write a Christmas card?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not your sweet babboo. That is so stupid. That is so humongously stupid."
• (Unnamed) "There, how does it look? I drew a Christmas tree with little hearts on it."
• (Unnamed) ""Merry Christmas from your sweet babboo"?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a family expression."

• (Unnamed) "I'm going out to fall down a Christmas tree."
• (Unnamed) "You mean cut down."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know how to cut down a Christmas tree. When I look at it, I hope that it just falls down."

• (Unnamed) "So, Mr. Fancy Claus, remember me? My name is Rerun. What happened to all the things you were going to bring me for Christmas last year? Kind of forgot, didn't you, huh? I don't suppose you'd care to explain, would you, huh?"

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