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Charlie Don't Surf (Veronica Mars) Quotes

Charlie Don't Surf (Veronica Mars) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Charlie Don't Surf ended in 1970.

Charlie Don't Surf (Veronica Mars) Quotes

  • (Veronica Mars) "In my world, the wicked don't get parting gifts."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Who knew that when opportunity knocked it would look like a horny surfer?"
  • (Dick Casablancas) "You're torturing me."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Without even trying? God, I'm good."
  • (Dick Casablancas) "My brothers are all sorts of pissed. They think you're coming after them instead of trying to find the real raper."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Do you mean rapist? Learn the terminology."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Umm, did you trip and fall onto sandalwood, musk, and a hint of spicy citrus or is that cologne?"
  • (Keith Mars) "It's aftershave. I'm going to traffic court."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Sexy traffic court?"
  • (Keith Mars) "Hmm. Nice shoes. You change your major to Women's Studies?"
  • (Veronica Mars) "Ha. Yuk it up, fancy pants."
  • (Veronica Mars) "No jokes. No innuendoes, no quips. Don't even think of alluding to having seen me naked or having touched any part of my body that does not have fingers."
  • (Logan Echolls) "Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you bobcat, no talk of milky thighs."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Go home."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Remember that case a couple years ago where that woman was impersonating her boss? How did you obtain the ATM photos that proved it?"
  • (Keith Mars) "I know a guy, a representative of the bank. He needs to request a court order and once the court order is issued, it only takes about an hour to get the photos."
  • (Veronica Mars) "So, it's a piece of cake."
  • (Keith Mars) "A monkey with a friend who's a bank representative can do it."
  • (Veronica Mars) "So, Bubbles. You feel like doing me a solid? Hm?"
  • (Veronica Mars) "A problem is just an opportunity in disguise."
  • (Wallace Fennel) "I liked the other place you worked better."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Think maybe that's because we had food there?"
  • (Dick Casablancas) "Whipped guys make the worst friends."
  • (Dick Casablancas) "We need you to do your Veronica thing and prove it's a pack o' lies."
  • (Veronica Mars) "Here's a fun thing to say to your beau: 'Mind if I go put the screws to someone?"
  • (Logan Echolls) "Go ahead, screw your brains out."

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