Cheech and Chong's Next Movie Quotes

Cheech and Chong's Next Movie is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Cheech and Chong's Next Movie ended its run in 1970.

It features Howard Brown as producer, Mark Davis in charge of musical score, and King Baggot (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Cheech and Chong's Next Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cheech and Chong's Next Movie is 99 minutes long. Cheech and Chong's Next Movie is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Cheech Marin as Cheech, Tommy Chong as Chong, Paul Reubens as Desk Clerk, and Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman.

Cheech and Chong's Next Movie Quotes

Cheech Marin as Cheech

• (Guard at the Studio Entrance.) "Hey, Fella, your pass?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Pass, oh thanks a lot man."

• (Cheech Marin) "Want me to teach you some Spanish, man?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Okay."
• (Cheech Marin) "When you see a friend, you say, hey, how's it going, pendejo?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Hey, how's it going, pendecko?"
• (Cheech Marin) "-- yeah, that's close enough."
• (Tommy Chong) "What does that mean, man?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Oh, it means my really good friend."
• (Tommy Chong) "How's it going, pend -- Pen -- how was that, again?"
• (Cheech Marin) "Pendejo."
• (Tommy Chong) "Pendecko."

• (Unnamed) "Watch the road."
• (Cheech Marin) "OK, where's it gonna go."

• (Cheech Marin) "s***, man, I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man."

• (Cheech Marin) "Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off."

• (Cheech Marin) "Man, hurry up, bitch. I got lots of s*** to do. s***. If that bitch doesn't hurry up and get here, I'll have to wait some more."

• (Guard at the Studio Entrance.) "Hey, Fella, you need a pass."
• (Cheech Marin) "Oh, uh -- I'm with the Towering Inferno, man."

• (Cheech Marin) "You wanna come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on."

• (Cheech Marin) "Responsibility is a heavy responsibility."

• (Cheech Marin) "Holy sheep s***. It's guitar heaven."

• (Cheech Marin) "Hey Man, what took you so long. Hey, can have some of that man, let me have a sip."
• (Tommy Chong) "What, this, oh here."
• (Cheech Marin) "Yeah man -- wait a minute,"
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey man, that's pee."
• (Tommy Chong) "Of course."
• (Cheech Marin) "Hey man, what are you doing with pee, man?"
• (Tommy Chong) "It's for my probation officer."
• (Cheech Marin) "What, does he drink pee?"
• (Tommy Chong) "No man, he said he wanted me to bring some in next time, but I forgot to rinse the jar out first, and once he sees the mayonnaise floatin' around, he'll think I'm on some weird drug again, and I'm really gonna f k with his mind this time."
• (Cheech Marin) "Yeah, what did you do?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Put my SISTERS pee in it."
• (Cheech Marin) "Your sister?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Yeah, she's pregnant."
• (Cheech Marin) "So, how about it man, did she get the weed?"
• (Tommy Chong) "No man, she's out of it, We're just waiting on some from Columbia."

• (Cheech Marin) "Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man."

Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman

• (Paul Reubens) "Look, this is the real thing this time. There are two crazies running around tearing the place up. I already told you our location. ERRRGH. Well, what are they doing, walking over here? Look, I think they're Iranians --. okay, thanks very much."

• (Paul Reubens) "Hey, you guys look a little familiar to me."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, you smell kinda familiar."
• (Paul Reubens) "Ha, ha, ha. I'm the comedian. I'll tell the jokes, if you don't mind. If you think it's so easy, why don't you come up here and do it?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, go up there and tell a joke."
• (Paul Reubens) "That's right. You come up here and do it."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."
• (Tommy Chong) "Yeah, man."
• (Paul Reubens) "f*** this. I'm going somewhere else. Hey, hey, here."

Tommy Chong as Chong

• (Tommy Chong) "You're driving like an idiot, man."
• (Cheech Marin) "I just can't get used to these automatics, man."
• (Tommy Chong) "Yeah, they are real complicated, aren't they?"

• (Unnamed) "Cheech. Hey, you old pile of horse s***. How are you? God damn, you got ugly. How ya doing, man?"
• (Tommy Chong) "Good, man."
• (Unnamed) "I haven't seen you in ten years, man."
• (Tommy Chong) "I'm not Cheech, man."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Tommy Chong) "I'm Cheech's friend Chong."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, hey, Ching. Good to meet you."

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