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Chelmsford 123 Quotes

Chelmsford 123 is a Comedy that appeared on TV in 1988 on Channel 4. Chelmsford 123 ended its run in 1990.

Chelmsford 123 aired for 13 episodes. Chelmsford 123 is created by Rory McGrath.

Chelmsford 123 is recorded in English, Latin and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Chelmsford 123 is 24 minutes long. Chelmsford 123 is produced by Hat Trick Productions.

The cast includes: Jimmy Mulville as Aulus Paulinus, Rory McGrath as Badvoc, Neil Pearson as Mungo, and Geoffrey Whitehead as Viatorus.

Chelmsford 123 Quotes

Neil Pearson as Mungo

  • (Neil Pearson) "They call me Mungo the Contradictory."
  • (Roman) "Do they?"
  • (Neil Pearson) "No."
  • (Neil Pearson) "I'm going into town to throw rocks at old people, d'you fancy coming?"
  • (Rory McGrath) "You need help, Mungo."
  • (Neil Pearson) "Yeah, Blag's gonna carry the rocks."
  • (Neil Pearson) "They call me Mungo, the Evasive."
  • (Roman) "Why is that?"
  • (Neil Pearson) "Who wants to know?"

Jimmy Mulville as Aulus Paulinus

  • (Jimmy Mulville) "Grasientus, go to your room and write a farewell note to your testicles."
  • (Jimmy Mulville) "What have I done to deserve this? I'm not a bad person. I haven't killed my father or slept with my mother."
  • (Neil Pearson) "Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it."
  • (Jimmy Mulville) "I want a new bust, by next week, with a nose."
  • (Geoffrey Whitehead) "Oh, very well."
  • (Geoffrey Whitehead) "You wouldn't settle for an extra ear, would you?"

Rory McGrath as Badvoc

  • (Rory McGrath) "So far we've had a woman with no hair, a woman with no teeth, and a woman with hair on her teeth."

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