Chick Cancer Quotes

Chick Cancer is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Chick Cancer completed its run in 1970.

Chick Cancer Quotes

• (Unnamed) "There we go. You are ready for your date. Yeah, that's a bed head, yeah. Hey, look at you, you just got out of bed. You're the underachiever every woman wants to sleep with."

• (Unnamed) "Sorry, we're late, everyone, but JonBenet here took forever with her makeup."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, yes, and we probably would've shaved a few minutes off our trip, but Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel, so we had to drive around the block six times 'til we could find a spot. But to his credit, it's a great place to get mugged."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, wouldn't that be a shame if they took all MY money in both OUR wallets."

• (Unnamed) "I mean, what kind of man would I be if I ran off now?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you would be a black man."
• (Unnamed) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?"
• (Unnamed) "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That was my father talking."
• (Unnamed) "You, uh, gotta work on that man. Bad dog."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, babe. What do you say, we going out Saturday night?"
• (Unnamed) "Stewie, what are doing you here? I told you, I'm just into a different type of guy."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly."
• (Unnamed) "Stewie, you're being mean."
• (Unnamed) "No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, "Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?" You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."
• (Unnamed) "So, I'll pick you up at 7:00?"
• (Unnamed) "That sounds wonderful."

• (Unnamed) "She said yes. My God, I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials."

• (Unnamed) "Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis. Now they make me cry through my eyes."

• (Unnamed) "So what happened?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like why can't you just hang out with guys, you know, just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you do with women, but with your buddy. You know wha, why don't guys just do that?"
• (Unnamed) "They do. It's called being gay."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, is that what gay is? Oh, yeah. I could totally get into that."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, baby."
• (Unnamed) "Hi, Stewie."
• (Unnamed) "What the hell are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "Eeh, not much really. Just me and my pubes, haaaaangin' out."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, dear God."
• (Unnamed) "Boy, I am so beat from doing adult stuff all day."
• (Unnamed) "So am I."
• (Unnamed) "I just feel like kickin' it tonight."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Look at that, I'm growing all the time."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, uh, Jillian, can you give me a minute?"
• (Unnamed) "You ever just let your balls hang out, B-Ri? You ever do that, B-roni? "drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was Bri?""
• (Unnamed) "Give me my hair back"
• (Unnamed) "Ow. What the hell, man?"

• (Cheetos Cheetah) "There is no f***in' drummer better than Neil Peart."

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