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Chicken Little (2005 film) Quotes

Chicken Little (2005 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Chicken Little ended in 1970.

It features Randy Fullmer as producer, and John Debney in charge of musical score.

Chicken Little (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Chicken Little (2005 film) is 81 minutes long. Chicken Little (2005 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Garry Marshall as Buck Cluck, Patrick Stewart as Mr. Woolensworth, Harry Shearer as Dog Announcer, Zach Braff as Chicken Little, Harry Shearer as Dog, Patrick Warburton as Alien Cop, and Mark Dindal as Morkubine Porcupine.

Chicken Little (2005 film) Quotes

Zach Braff as Chicken Little

  • (Zach Braff) "I put on five ounces this year. I've really bulked up."
  • (Zach Braff) "His name is Kirby?"
  • (Unnamed) "They left him behind?"
  • (Unnamed) "Darth Vader's Luke's father?"
  • (Zach Braff) "So -- have you been to the mall?"
  • (Zach Braff) "By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive."
  • (Unnamed) "Now THAT'S closure."
  • (Zach Braff) "Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting, and I'm already small and on top of that I don't think I can handle being bald."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff, and it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's right. It's frozen pee. Yeah, it's frozen pee. Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee --"
  • (Zach Braff) "Could you stop saying that?"
  • (Unnamed) "What, pee?"
  • (Zach Braff) "Pee."
  • (Unnamed) "How 'bout tinkle?"
  • (Unnamed) "Piddle?"
  • (Unnamed) "Whiz?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wee-wee?"
  • (Zach Braff) "Okay, subject change."
  • (Unnamed) "Make pishee?"
  • (Zach Braff) "I don't care what it is."
  • (Unnamed) "Tough morning?"
  • (Zach Braff) "I had a run-in with my old nemesis."
  • (Unnamed) "Gum on the crosswalk?"
  • (Zach Braff) "He won this round."
  • (Unnamed) "Your old foe."
  • (Zach Braff) "Mmm-hmm."
  • (Zach Braff) "Runt, just do it. It'll work. We'll survive."
  • (Unnamed) "I will survive? Brake, Abby."
  • (Zach Braff) "Don't tap the glass, they hate it when you do that."
  • (Zach Braff) "That does it. We were in a time-out, Foxey. Prepare to hurt, and I don't mean emotionally like I do."

Harry Shearer as Dog

  • (Harry Shearer) "Well, at least we can sell the video to "Chickens Gone Wild.""
  • (Harry Shearer) "Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person."
  • (Harry Shearer) "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it; I've seen road kill with faster reflexes."
  • (Harry Shearer) "This excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball. It's not about the prize. It's about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it. The "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah. We beat you." taunting if you will, that comes with the winning."

Patrick Warburton as Alien Cop

  • (Patrick Warburton) "Okay, everything's been put back to normal, except for this one over here."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, y'all."
  • (Zach Braff) "Foxy?"
  • (Unnamed) "Lollipop, lollipop / Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop --"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "She got her brainwaves a little scrambled during reconstitution, but, no worries. We can put her back the way she was."
  • (Unnamed) "No. She's perfect."
  • (Unnamed) "Lollipop."
  • (Unnamed) "Lollipop."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Scary."

Patrick Stewart as Mr. Woolensworth

  • (Patrick Stewart) "Abby Mallard."
  • (Unnamed) "Ugly Duckling."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Class, I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow --"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mr. Woolensworth."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Yaah. You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly; er, Abby."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Morkubine Porcupine?"
  • (Mark Dindal) "Yo."

Garry Marshall as Buck Cluck

  • (Garry Marshall) "You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say."
  • (Garry Marshall) "Oh, snap --"
  • (Garry Marshall) "Oh, yes, I do see the skywriting there. Thank goodness the cloud blocked the last letter."
  • (Garry Marshall) "Now, where to begin?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "How about "Once upon a time"?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else."
  • (Garry Marshall) "I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie."
  • (Garry Marshall) "No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "Oh, no, no, not the book. How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst."
  • (Garry Marshall) "I'd like to see the movie they make about you now."
  • (Zach Braff) "I just hope they stay true to what really happened?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story."
  • (Garry Marshall) "Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting. You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps --"
  • (Zach Braff) "No, I don't like stamps."
  • (Garry Marshall) "What, what? You have to go to the bathroom?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "You want juice?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "A Snack?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "Corndog? On a stick?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "Want to play some golf? What do you want?"
  • (Garry Marshall) "I stink at this --"

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