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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Quotes

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ended in 1970.

It features Albert R. Broccoli as producer, Irwin Kostal, Richard M. Sherman, and Robert B. Sherman in charge of musical score, and Christopher Challis as head of cinematography.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is 145 minutes long. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Dick Van Dyke as Caracticus Potts, Lionel Jeffries as Grandpa, Adrian Hall as Jeremy, Heather Ripley as Jemima, Bernard Spear as Second Spy, Alexander Doré as First Spy, Sally Ann Howes as Truly Scrumptious, James Robertson Justice as Lord Scrumptious, and Gert Fröbe as Baron Bomburst.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Quotes

Dick Van Dyke as Caracticus Potts

  • (Dick Van Dyke) "What are they staring at?"
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "I don't know. It seems to be the children."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Well, what's the matter with them? Haven't they seen children before?"
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Haven't you noticed? There AREN'T any children. Not one."
  • (Peter) "Sir, have you come to help us?"
  • (Peter) "Are you going to take us out of here?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "What's your name, son?"
  • (Peter) "Peter, sir."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Well, Peter, you shouldn't be afraid."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Even in a terrible place like this, because there's always hope. That's what I always tell my children when they're -- afraid."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Confounded woman. Who does she think she is? Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children. Do I need somebody to tell me how to raise my children? Do I? Hm? No, of course not. Of course not. Hm-hm. Where's my, uh, cardigan?"
  • (Heather Ripley) "Under your jacket."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Under -- Yes. Self-righteous busy body. Well, she won't be bothering us again."
  • (Heather Ripley) "But I liked her."
  • (Adrian Hall) "So did I. She was very pretty."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "She certainly was. Do you think -- Do you think your, uh, father's a -- crackpot?"
  • (Adrian Hall) "Your cardigan's inside out."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Mm? Oh. Do you think I'm a lunatic, wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions?"
  • (Heather Ripley) "But they aren't silly. They're wonderful."
  • (Adrian Hall) "Nobody else can think of them."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "That's right. That is right. Nobody else can think of them."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Truly. Heh, I'm sorry about the children. I hope they didn't embarrass you."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "In what way?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Why, that silly joke about us getting married. Well, you know what kids are like."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Oh, yes. I understand."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "I mean, I don't think they realize how ridiculous that would be."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Ridiculous?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Well, yes. I mean, you live in that big house and -- your father and the factory and all. It's -- it's a different world, Truly."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "You know, if I said something like that, you'd -- you'd call me a snob."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Well, look, I-I didn't mean --"
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Goodbye."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "And so, after that, Vulgaria became a free country, and all the children laughed and played in the sunshine, and they were very, very happy. And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to England, everybody safe and sound, and --"
  • (Heather Ripley) "And Daddy and Truly were married."
  • (Adrian Hall) "And lived happily ever after."
  • (Heather Ripley) "Yes."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Is that how this story ends?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "It's getting late. We better get back."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Well, maybe my children like running wild in the street. Did that ever occur to you?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious."

Sally Ann Howes as Truly Scrumptious

  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Well. I've never been --"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Spoken to that way before? Well, maybe it's about time."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Don't you know where we're going?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "No, I don't but -- Chitty does. I think we're in pretty good hands."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Well, Mr. Potts."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "What's the matter?"
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Now you'll HAVE to marry me."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "What's your name?"
  • (Heather Ripley) "I'm Jemima."
  • (Adrian Hall) "And I'm Jeremy."
  • (Heather Ripley) "What's yours?"
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Truly."
  • (Heather Ripley) "That's a very pretty name."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Now, where is your house?"
  • (Adrian Hall) "Oh, we don't live in a house."
  • (Heather Ripley) "We live in the castle on top of the hill."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "A castle? I didn't know there were any castles around here."
  • (Heather Ripley) "Well, it isn't a castle exactly."
  • (Adrian Hall) "That's what Daddy calls it. He says King Alfred used to live there hundreds of years ago."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "And does your Daddy know you aren't in school?"
  • (Heather Ripley) "Oh, he won't mind. He never does."
  • (Adrian Hall) "Anyway, he's awful busy."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Is he? Well, he'll have to find time to see me because I have a few things to say to him."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "What an unusual car."
  • (Adrian Hall) "Daddy made it."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Oh? And it actually goes?"
  • (Heather Ripley) "It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "That's a curious name for a motorcar."
  • (Heather Ripley) "But that's the sound it makes. Listen."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "It's a beautiful dream Caractacus, but -- I don't see how it's gonna help them."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Do you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle."
  • (Toymaker) "It is impossible."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Well, we'll see."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Now, everybody listen to me. You wanna get out of here, don't you?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes?"
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget."
  • (Sally Ann Howes) "Is that all you do, Mr. Potts, invent things?"

Adrian Hall as Jeremy

  • (Adrian Hall) "Nasty, horrid, mean old lady."
  • (Heather Ripley) "And very ugly."

Gert Fröbe as Baron Bomburst

  • (Gert Fröbe) "Jawohl?"
  • (Alexander Doré) "This is "X" speaking."
  • (Gert Fröbe) "Shrecks?"
  • (Alexander Doré) ""X"."
  • (Gert Fröbe) "Lex?"
  • (Alexander Doré) "EX. As in --"
  • (Bernard Spear) "Eggs and bacon."
  • (Alexander Doré) "Eggs and BAY-KUHN. Send transport immediately."
  • (Gert Fröbe) "Dolls? Dolls? I have hundreds of dolls. Oh, no dolls."
  • (Toymaker) "But-but this is not just an ordinary doll, Your Excellency."
  • (Toymaker) "You see?"
  • (Gert Fröbe) "Oh, I haven't seen a good drowning in years."
  • (Gert Fröbe) "Good morning. Thiz is your captain speaking. We hope you had a pleasant trip. In a few moments we will be landing in Vulgaria."
  • (Lionel Jeffries) "Where?"
  • (Gert Fröbe) "Vul-GARE-ee-ah."
  • (Lionel Jeffries) "Oh."
  • (Gert Fröbe) "So, please fasten your seatbelt, and no smoking. Thank you."
  • (Lionel Jeffries) "Thank YOU."
  • (Gert Fröbe) "You're welcome."

James Robertson Justice as Lord Scrumptious

  • (James Robertson Justice) "I suppose you blue-faced baboons have some explanation for this outrage."
  • (James Robertson Justice) "Too late. Had your chance. Muffed it. Good morning."

Lionel Jeffries as Grandpa

  • (Lionel Jeffries) "And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain. 'No, no.' the princess cried."
  • (Lionel Jeffries) "Nasty smelly things, motorcars."

Alexander Doré as First Spy

  • (Alexander Doré) "Now then, vhere are we?"
  • (Bernard Spear) "I have here a map."
  • (Alexander Doré) "I know WHERE we are, stupid."
  • (Alexander Doré) "We are in England. And vhen we are in England, what do we do?"
  • (Bernard Spear) "We play cricket."
  • (Alexander Doré) "We play cric -- No. We dress like Englishmen."
  • (Bernard Spear) "A-ha."
  • (Alexander Doré) "Remarkable veather we are having for zhe time of zhe year, do you not think so, Cuthbort?"
  • (Bernard Spear) "Indubita-ba-bly, Basil."

Heather Ripley as Jemima

  • (Heather Ripley) "Please, Mr. Coggins. You can't sell our lovely car to that nasty man."
  • (Heather Ripley) "He's awful."
  • (Adrian Hall) "He's terrible."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Not only that, he isn't even nice."

Bernard Spear as Second Spy

  • (Bernard Spear) "What do we do now?"
  • (Alexander Doré) "Start swimming."
  • (Bernard Spear) "I can't swim."
  • (Alexander Doré) "Then start drowning."

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