Chitty Chitty Death Bang Quotes

Chitty Chitty Death Bang is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Chitty Chitty Death Bang ended in 1970.

Chitty Chitty Death Bang Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Damn you. You're one of them. What are they paying you? I'll double it. I'll give you whatever you want. Money, women -- men?"

• (Unnamed) "The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, birthday dude. You want some ice cream?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

• (Unnamed) "Well Peter, you've only got a couple of hours left. If you're gonna pull a party out of your ass, you may wanna stand up."

• (Doctor) "Congratulations, Mrs. Griffin, it's a boy. Wait, there's more --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh my god. Is it twins?"
• (Doctor) "No, it's a map of Europe."

• (Stewardess) "Well hey there little boy, are you lost?"
• (Unnamed) "Now listen to me --"
• (Unnamed) "Jo-LENE, I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal; and no pickles. Oh God help you if I find pickles."

• (Unnamed) "Now listen to me --"
• (Unnamed) "Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Manangua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. AND NO PICKLES. Oh, God help you if I find pickles."

• (Unnamed) "I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live."

• (Unnamed) "We have many flavors of ice cream; vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, and people."
• (Unnamed) "What was that last one?"
• (Unnamed) "Chocolate."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change."

• (Unnamed) "What do you want?"
• (Unnamed) "I want to get the hell out of here."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm sorry, We're fresh out of that, but what I can give you is untimely death."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Lois, look. The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."

• (Unnamed) "Daddy, you must think I'm the worst daughter ever."
• (Unnamed) "Oh no you're not honey. What about that fat girl from the Judds?"

• (Unnamed) "She's a whiney little runt, isn't she?"
• (Unnamed) "I said runt."

• (Unnamed) "It's cool dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time."

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