Chocolat (2000 film) Quotes

Chocolat (2000 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Chocolat completed its run in 1970.

It features ubl, David Brown (producer), Kit Golden, Leslie Holleran as producer, Rachel Portman in charge of musical score, and Roger Pratt (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Chocolat (2000 film) is recorded in ubl Each episode of Chocolat (2000 film) is 121 minutes long. Chocolat (2000 film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Hugh O'Conor as Père Henri, Peter Stormare as Serge, Lena Olin as Josephine, Juliette Binoche as Vianne Rocher, Johnny Depp as Roux, Judi Dench as Armande Voizin, Aurélien Parent-Koenig as Luc Clairmont, Leslie Caron as Madame Audel, Alfred Molina as Comte de Reynaud, Victoire Thivisol as Anouk Rocher, John Wood as Guillaume Blerot, Hélène Cardona as Francoise 'Fuffi' Drou, and Carrie-Anne Moss as Caroline Clairmont.

Chocolat (2000 film) Quotes

Juliette Binoche as Vianne Rocher

• (Juliette Binoche) "Anouk, just tell me what happened."
• (Victoire Thivisol) "Are you Satan's helper?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "Well, it -- it's not easy, being different."
• (Victoire Thivisol) "Why can't we go to church?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "Well, you can if you want -- but it won't make things easier."
• (Victoire Thivisol) "Why can't you wear black shoes like the other mothers?"

• (Yvette Marceau) "Do you have more of those bean thingies, please?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "Oh, sure. Um -- How many do you want?"
• (Yvette Marceau) "How many have you got?"

• (Juliette Binoche) "Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesn't run the world."
• (Lena Olin) "He might as well."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Is that what you believe?"
• (Lena Olin) "I know it."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Oh. Well, then it must be -- must be true. My mistake."

• (Juliette Binoche) "Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesn't rule the world."
• (Lena Olin) "He might as well."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Is that what you believe?"
• (Lena Olin) "I know it."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Oh, well, then it -- it must be true. My mistake."

• (Juliette Binoche) "Would you care --"
• (Juliette Binoche) "-- would you care to buy something special for your lady friend?"
• (John Wood) "Lady friend?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "Mm-hmm, the lovely woman your dog was so fond of."
• (John Wood) "Oh."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Her favorite is chocolate seashells, that's my guess."
• (John Wood) "Oh, no, I mustn't. Madame Audel is in mourning for her husband."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Oh. I'm sorry. When did he pass away?"
• (John Wood) "The war. German grenade."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Oh, I see. Well, it's been 15 years since the war, so surely --"
• (John Wood) "No, not that war. Monsieur Audel was killed on January the 12th, 1917. It was quite a blow to Madame Audel."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Apparently so."

• (Juliette Binoche) "And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions."
• (Yvette Marceau) "Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Well, you've obviously never tried these."

• (Juliette Binoche) "Ah, good morning. Can I interest you in some nipples of Venus?"

• (Juliette Binoche) "I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday."
• (Judi Dench) "Advertise on your own time. What's for dessert?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "That brings me to number two. It is my duty to announce, that there is no dessert here tonight."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Because it's on Roux's boat."
• (Judi Dench) "Any complaints, see me."

• (Juliette Binoche) "What do you see in it?"
• (Judi Dench) "Not a damned thing."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Come on, it's a game. What do you see?"
• (Judi Dench) "I see a cranky old woman too tired to play games."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Hmm. I've got just the thing for you."

Johnny Depp as Roux

• (Johnny Depp) "How does Anouk feel about it?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "What?"
• (Johnny Depp) "All the moving around."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Oh, she's fine. She handles it beautifully, she makes friends easily, she's such an unusual --"
• (Juliette Binoche) "She hates it."
• (Juliette Binoche) "She hates it."

• (Johnny Depp) "I'll come 'round sometime and get that squeak out of your door."

• (Johnny Depp) "Subtle -- Zesty? Disgusting."

• (Johnny Depp) "How's the door?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "It squeaks."
• (Johnny Depp) "Does it?"

• (Johnny Depp) "Very good -- but not my favorite."

• (Johnny Depp) "I thought you'd never guess. My favourite; hot chocolate."

• (Johnny Depp) "I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Is that a promise?"
• (Johnny Depp) "It's a guarantee."

Carrie-Anne Moss as Caroline Clairmont

• (Carrie-Anne Moss) "I suppose it can't be easy, having her gone."
• (Alfred Molina) "I can't seem to get used to it, no matter how much time --"
• (Alfred Molina) "But, I look forward to her return."
• (Carrie-Anne Moss) "I don't believe anyone would think less of you if you were to say she was never coming back."

Lena Olin as Josephine

• (Lena Olin) "You don't misbehave here. It's just not done, did you know that? If you don't go to confession, if you don't -- dig your flowerbeds, or if you don't pretend, if you don't pretend -- that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then -- then you're -- then you're crazy."

Hugh O'Conor as Père Henri

• (Hugh O'Conor) "I'm not sure what the theme of my homily today ought to be. Do I want to speak of the miracle of Our Lord's divine transformation? Not really, no. I don't want to talk about His divinity. I'd rather talk about His humanity. I mean, you know, how He lived His life, here on Earth. His kindness, His tolerance -- Listen, here's what I think. I think that we can't go around -- measuring our goodness by what we don't do. By what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think -- we've got to measure goodness by what we embrace, what we create -- and who we include."

• (Hugh O'Conor) "What else?"
• (John Wood) "Impure thoughts. The woman who runs the chocolaterie --"
• (Hugh O'Conor) "Vianne Rocher?"
• (John Wood) "She suggested I buy chocolate sea shells for the widow Audel. And, well -- I guess that got me to thinking, about the widow Audel."
• (Hugh O'Conor) "At her age? At your age?"
• (John Wood) "Yes, and yes."

Peter Stormare as Serge

• (Peter Stormare) "We are still married, in the eyes of God."
• (Lena Olin) "Then He must be blind."

Aurélien Parent-Koenig as Luc Clairmont

• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or --"
• (Leslie Caron) "-- Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so innocent. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it can't do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful --"
• (Yvette Marceau) "-- And it melts, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure."

• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "Happy birthday, Grandmama."
• (Judi Dench) "The invitation said five o'clock."
• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "I should have read it more closely."
• (Judi Dench) "If you had, you would know there were supposed to be no gifts."
• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "Don't worry so much about supposed to."

• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "Grandmother, bonjour."
• (Judi Dench) "I, um -- would you like a cup of, uh --"
• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "No, no thank you. I'm just here to, uh -- do a portrait."
• (Judi Dench) "Whose?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "Yours, actually. Is the light okay where she's sitting?"

Judi Dench as Armande Voizin

• (Judi Dench) "What's the décor, early Mexican brothel?"

• (Judi Dench) "I've got something for you, boy. I've been carrying it around since your last birthday. It's a book of poetry."
• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "Oh. Thank you."
• (Judi Dench) "You don't like poetry?"
• (Aurélien Parent-Koenig) "Oh no, no, of course. I do."
• (Judi Dench) "Neither do I. It's not that kind of poetry."

• (Judi Dench) "Your cinnamon looks rancid."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Well, it's not cinnamon, it's a special kind of chili pepper."
• (Judi Dench) "Chili pepper in hot chocolate? Psh."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Mm-hm. It'll give you a lift."

Alfred Molina as Comte de Reynaud

• (Alfred Molina) "Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "You make her sound like a fugitive."
• (Alfred Molina) "She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God."
• (Juliette Binoche) "Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm?"
• (Juliette Binoche) "Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time."
• (Alfred Molina) "I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this."
• (Lena Olin) "Tell him to repent on someone else's head."

• (Alfred Molina) "A new addition to the liturgy?"

Victoire Thivisol as Anouk Rocher

• (Unnamed) "My mother says you don't have a father."
• (Victoire Thivisol) "Sure I do, we just don't know who he is."

Hélène Cardona as Francoise 'Fuffi' Drou

• (Hélène Cardona) "How is the Comtesse enjoying Italy?"
• (Alfred Molina) "She may be extending her trip."
• (Hélène Cardona) "Ah -- Very nice."

• (Hélène Cardona) "I heard she was some kind of radical."

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