Christine (1983 film) Quotes

Christine (1983 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Christine ended its run in 1970.

It features Richard Kobritz, and Larry J. Franco as producer, John Carpenter, and Alan Howarth in charge of musical score, and Donald M. Morgan as head of cinematography.

Christine (1983 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Christine (1983 film) is 110 minutes long. Christine (1983 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: David Spielberg as Mr. Casey, William Ostrander as Buddy Repperton, Alexandra Paul as Leigh Cabot, Roberts Blossom as George LeBay, Keith Gordon as Arnie Cunningham, John Stockwell as Dennis Guilder, Robert Prosky as Will Darnell, Christine Belford as Regina Cunningham, and Christine Belford as Michael Cunningham.

Christine (1983 film) Quotes

Christine Belford as Regina Cunningham

• (Christine Belford) "How could you have let him do this?"
• (John Stockwell) "I didn't let him. I mean he wanted the car and he bought it. I tried to talk him out of it, in fact."
• (Christine Belford) "Mm, I doubt that you tried very hard."
• (John Stockwell) "Yeah, well I'm going home."
• (Christine Belford) "I think you should."
• (Keith Gordon) "OK that's it, I'm getting the f*** out of here."
• (Christine Belford) "Oh, Arnie, now what kind of language is that?"
• (Christine Belford) "WHAT did you say? What did you say?"
• (Keith Gordon) "Look, you wanted me in college courses, I'm there. You wanted me in the chess club instead of the band, OK, I'm there too. Now I managed to get through seventeen years without embarrassing your bridge club or landing jail. Now I'm telling you, I'm gonna have this, this one thing."
• (Christine Belford) "You are not keeping any car at this house."
• (Keith Gordon) "Fine."

• (Christine Belford) "Your mother and I have decided to buy you a new car."
• (Keith Gordon) "That's what everyone wants isn't it? Well, f*** you. I'm going to fix up Christine."
• (Christine Belford) "Listen, mister me and your mother have taken disrespect from you once too many times. Now, you go in there and apologize right now."
• (Keith Gordon) "Keep your mitts off me, motherf***er. I'm hittin' the sack."

Keith Gordon as Arnie Cunningham

• (Keith Gordon) "Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car. Except maybe for p*****."

• (Keith Gordon) "There once was a bimbo named Alice; Used a dynamite-stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and her asshole in Buckingham Palace."

• (Keith Gordon) "Okay -- show me."

• (Rudolph Junkins) "The kid was cut in half Arnie, they had to scrape his legs up with a shovel."
• (Keith Gordon) "Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with s***? Scrape it up with a little shovel?"
• (Rudolph Junkins) "Don't get smart with me, son. Your girlfriend is a hell of a lot more convincing than you are."
• (Keith Gordon) "She's not my girlfriend. And since when is it against the law to fix up your own car when somebody else busts it up, huh?"
• (Rudolph Junkins) "-- since never."
• (Keith Gordon) "Then you get off my back."
• (Rudolph Junkins) "Okay."

• (Keith Gordon) "Come on."
• (Keith Gordon) "Come on, Christine."
• (Keith Gordon) "Come on, baby, please. It's all right. Everything is the same."
• (Keith Gordon) "Okay."

• (Keith Gordon) "All in all, it wasn't a bad first day."

• (Keith Gordon) "No, no. Don't do that."
• (Alexandra Paul) "What? You don't like me slapping your girl?"

• (Keith Gordon) "It's your fault. If you hadn't been so damned selfish you wouldn't let me park my own car, in your precious driveway, this never would have happened."
• (Christine Belford) "Arnie, that's not fair."
• (Keith Gordon) "Oh, it's fair."
• (Christine Belford) "Can't we even talk about this like rational human beings?"
• (Keith Gordon) "One of them took a s*** on the dashboard of my car, mom. Now, how's that for rational, huh?"

• (Keith Gordon) "Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything. Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have."
• (Keith Gordon) "You know, when someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any f***ing thing in the entire universe. And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out world, because nobody can stop you then, nobody. Ever."
• (John Stockwell) "You feel this way about Leigh?"
• (Keith Gordon) "What? f*** no, I'm talkin' about Christine, man. No s***ter ever came between me and Christine --"

• (Keith Gordon) "Hi Leigh, huh I, I need to see you."
• (Alexandra Paul) "Arnie, I care about you."
• (Keith Gordon) "Look, I love you, Leigh. And I think we deserve one more try. Don't you?"
• (Keith Gordon) "Will you give me a f***ing yes or no?"
• (Alexandra Paul) "Arnie, please don't do this to me."
• (Keith Gordon) "Why don't you just be straight with me, you've had it, right? WELL f*** YOU, BITCH."
• (Keith Gordon) "Leigh? Leigh? Leigh --"

• (Rudolph Junkins) "I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that."
• (Keith Gordon) "s*** wipes off."

• (Keith Gordon) "Don't be scared."
• (John Stockwell) "I'm scared for you, man, for what's happened to you. It's this f***ing car."

Robert Prosky as Will Darnell

• (Robert Prosky) "I knew a guy had a car like that once. f***in' bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat and he would've pissed ice cubes."
• (Robert Prosky) "Okay. That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose -- I catch you doing it one time, and you're out, you understand? HUH?"
• (Keith Gordon) "Yes, sir."
• (Robert Prosky) "And I'm gonna tell you something else right now. I don't take any s*** from you kids. This place is for working stiffs gotta keep their cars running so they can keep bread on the table, it's not for rich-assed, snot-nose kids who wanna go dragging around on the Orange Belt. I don't allow no smoking in here, neither. You wanna' butt, you go out in the junkyard."
• (Keith Gordon) "Oh, well I don't sm --"
• (Robert Prosky) "Don't interrupt me, punk. Don't interrupt me, don't get smart."
• (John Stockwell) "Uhh, sir?"
• (Robert Prosky) "What?"
• (John Stockwell) "Those men over there smoking. You better tell then to stop."
• (Robert Prosky) "You trying to help your buddy right out of here, jerk?"
• (John Stockwell) "Nah."
• (Robert Prosky) "Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. I think I'm looking at one right now."
• (Robert Prosky) "You're on probation -- you get it? You screw around with me once, I don't care how much money you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on your ass. Now you got it? HUH?"
• (Keith Gordon) "Yessir, yessir."
• (Robert Prosky) "Good. Now, get the hell out of here, we're closed."

• (Robert Prosky) "Good hands -- Bad taste in cars."

• (Robert Prosky) "Look -- uhhh -- I know you don't exactly have money falling out of your asshole. If you did, you wouldn't be here."
• (Robert Prosky) "Maybe we can work out some kind of deal -- Why don't you sweep up around the place -- do a few lubes -- put the toilet paper on the little spools, s*** like that. Do that and you can raid my junk pile for whatever you want. I might even throw in a few bucks."
• (Keith Gordon) "Well, I'll have to think about it."
• (Robert Prosky) "Well, don't think about it too long, I'll throw you out on your f***in' ass."

• (Robert Prosky) "Ya know Pepper, ya can't polish a turd."

Roberts Blossom as George LeBay

• (Roberts Blossom) "What the hell do you want?"
• (John Stockwell) "I know about your brother. I know he died choking on exhaust fumes."
• (Roberts Blossom) "You don't know s***, kid. My brother died because he wanted to. He ran a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe."
• (John Stockwell) "Arnie would have never bought that car if he'd known somebody died in it."
• (Roberts Blossom) "Either you're dumber than you look, or you don't know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye that my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No s***ter ever came between him and Christine, if they did -- watch out. He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in her -- he wouldn't get rid of her. He just rode around with the radio blaring, not a care in the world except for Christine. Only time I ever interfered with it was when Rita killed herself."
• (John Stockwell) "Who's Rita?"
• (Roberts Blossom) "His wife. He didn't care a rat's ass about her. She died the same way he did -- then I made him get rid of it -- for decency, ya know? Of course, the car came back three weeks later."
• (John Stockwell) "What do you mean "came back"?"

• (Roberts Blossom) "Her name's Christine."
• (Keith Gordon) "I like that."
• (John Stockwell) "Come on Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?"
• (Roberts Blossom) "My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for p*****."

William Ostrander as Buddy Repperton

• (William Ostrander) "Come on, prick. We're not finished yet."

• (William Ostrander) "Some s***head's following me."

• (William Ostrander) "I'll fix you -- you're gonna wish you were never f***ing born."

• (William Ostrander) "Let's give this asshole some of his own medicine."

Alexandra Paul as Leigh Cabot

• (Alexandra Paul) "God, I hate rock and roll."

David Spielberg as Mr. Casey

• (David Spielberg) "Empty your pockets, Buddy."
• (William Ostrander) "f*** I will. You can't make me."
• (David Spielberg) "If you mean I don't have the authority, you're wrong. If you mean I can't turn out your pockets myself --"
• (William Ostrander) "Yeah, try it, you little bald f*** and I'll knock you through the wall. f***."
• (David Spielberg) "You two boys go up to the office. Stay there. Don't go anywhere else. You got enough trouble without that."
• (David Spielberg) "Now -- if you don't empty your pockets right now, I'm gonna call the cops."
• (David Spielberg) "Go to the office, Buddy."

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