Christmas Scandal Quotes

Christmas Scandal is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Christmas Scandal completed its run in 1970.

Christmas Scandal Quotes

• (April Ludgate) "Hey, uh, there was a message for you on the work voicemail. Councilman Dexhart wants to meet with you at 9PM at the Boardwalk Lounge."
• (Leslie Knope) "Shut up."
• (April Ludgate) "No."

• (Leslie Knope) "So let's talk sched, guys. Um, the kids are gonna come at 9AM on Saturday, and everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours, so I would just advise everyone before you get into your costume to go to the bathroom so we can avoid what happened last year."
• (Jerry Gergich) "It was just farts."

• (Leslie Knope) "How do I fight back? Give me some options."
• (April Ludgate) "Do you -- want me to seduce Perd Hapley?"
• (Leslie Knope) "How would that help?"
• (April Ludgate) "I don't know. I just want to see if I can do it."
• (Leslie Knope) "I appreciate that but I don't know if it's something worth losing your virginity over."

• (Leslie Knope) "All I did was write and perform in one amazing skit."
• (Ann Perkins) "Leslie, it's the Pawnee Sun. It's a tabloid. Nobody else has written about it."
• (Tom Haverford) "Yeah, nobody believes that garbage. Nobody believes that thing."
• (Donna Meagle) "Leslie. WHAT? Nice work, girl."

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