Chuck Versus the Beard Quotes

Chuck Versus the Beard is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Beard stopped airing in 1970.

It features "Bululu" by Jesus Alejandro El Nino in charge of musical score.

Chuck Versus the Beard Quotes

• (Daniel Shaw) "Keep it together Devon. We'll figure this out."
• (Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb) "What? What is it?"
• (Daniel Shaw) "I'm sorry. False alarm."
• (Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb) "Wait. You crash my weekend getaway to tell me I'm in danger. Now you tell me what? We're safe?"
• (Sarah Walker) "Yes. I'm sorry. Please try to enjoy the rest of your vacation."

• (Jeff Barnes) "We're staging a revolution here."
• (John Casey) "I want in."
• (Lester Patel) "How do we know we can trust you, son? That you're not some kind of spy for the Man."
• (John Casey) "Because the only thing I hate more than hippy neo-liberal facists anarchists, are the hypocrit fat cat suits they eventually become."

• (Chuck Bartowski) "I don't need; I don't need time off, okay? Maybe I'm not flashing because I have all these emotions bottled up inside me. You ever thought about that? I mean; I; I just broke up with Hannah. I can't talk to my best friend, or my sister about anything in my life. I'm not a machine. Okay, I am a machine. But I am also a person."
• (Sarah Walker) "Well you can always talk to us."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "-- Yeah, uh, no thanks. I don't think that's going to work for me."

• (Daniel Shaw) "The Ring shut down all communications. They never had a chance to let their superiors know about their discovery. That'll give us the time we need to put together a full offensive; take them down once and for all."
• (Sarah Walker) "So then, what's the problem?"
• (Daniel Shaw) "The Ring had me dead to rights today in Malibu. So why didn't they kill me?"

• (Chuck Bartowski) "Morgan, the truth is; the truth is -- I am a member of a joint NSA CIA Black Ops team that is stationed here in Burbank. I have a level 6 clearance and my code name is Charles Carmichael. I'm a spy, buddy."

• (Big Mike) "These corporate fat cats think they can take whatever they want. They can take our dignity. And they can take all the hot women. But they will not take our jobs. And they will NEVER TAKE OUR STORE."

• (Chuck Bartowski) "Look, I'm flashing. I'm a spy again because I have my best friend back. You need the Intersect and I need him. So Morgan Grimes is staying exactly where he belongs. Which is the Burbank Buy More."

• (Morgan Grimes) "Bag 'em and tag 'em, Sarah. I mean, Agent Walker."

• (Morgan Grimes) "So Sarah is your handler? Does that make her your beard? In other words, like, uh, is your whole relationship fake, cause, uh, buddy, that's; that's just awful."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Why? Because we never had sex."
• (Morgan Grimes) "No I just feel like you know having a bea- YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT GIRL? -- That's not. No. No. It's; it's awful that you had to pretend to be in the relationship with somebody you clearly love."

• (Big Mike) "No, they want to interview everyone. Reevaluate the entire staff. Gonna fire everyone who's nonessential -- We're in big trouble boys."

• (Morgan Grimes) "I cannot believe I am saying this. But you're fired."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "What? You're firing me from the Buy More?"
• (Morgan Grimes) "Buy More? No. You kidding me? You're the best Nerd Herder we have. I need you here."
• (Morgan Grimes) "I'm firing you as my best friend."

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