Chuck Versus the Colonel Quotes

Chuck Versus the Colonel is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Colonel ended its run in 1970.

It features "Creature Fear" by Bon Iver in charge of musical score.

Chuck Versus the Colonel Quotes

• (Unnamed) "IOU one condom. Your pal, Morgan."
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna kill you Morgan."

• (Unnamed) "You need help, bro. You need serious psychiatric help."
• (Unnamed) "Hmm."
• (Unnamed) "John? Whoa, John. What are you doing, man? Put the gun away, dude."
• (Unnamed) "Bro, take another step and I will drop you."

• (Unnamed) "I hate this whole family."

• (Unnamed) "Anna Wu, will you come to Hawaii with me? Where I will learn the ancient art of Hibachi."
• (Unnamed) "Morgan. I thought you'd never ask."

• (Unnamed) "I have very sensitive sinuses."
• (Unnamed) "Well 9mm of hot lead should clear that right out. Did you really think you could run away from me? Let's go."

• (Unnamed) ""Colonel" Casey, huh? Now I get it. Now I understand why you'd betray your own team."
• (Unnamed) "I never betray my team. You went AWOL. You betrayed me. Don't you ever forget that."
• (Unnamed) "So sorry, colonel. But congratulations on that chicken franchise you've always wanted."

• (Unnamed) "For whatever it's worth, if I have to spend the rest of my days in a dark windowless room, I can't think of a better person to spend it with."
• (Unnamed) "Not really how this works."
• (Unnamed) "What? We can't request a cozy little two-bed two-bath cell?"
• (Unnamed) "Two-bed?"

• (Unnamed) "Chuck. Chuck, this is crazy. We've got to call the police."
• (Unnamed) "Devon, we can't do that. Here, drink this."
• (Unnamed) "He tried to kill me. Why can't we call the cops?"
• (Unnamed) "Because I am the cops."

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