Chuck Versus the Intersect Quotes

Chuck Versus the Intersect is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Intersect completed its run in 1970.

Chuck Versus the Intersect Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Chuck, listen to me. Those men are from the NSA. They're here for you and they will hurt you."
• (Unnamed) "Me? Why me? I'm nobody. I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd, at a Buy More. Maybe someday I'll be assistant manager. but I don't even know if I want that job."

• (Unnamed) "Look something's wrong with me. I don't know what, but something is very, very wrong with me. I'm remembering things I shouldn't know."
• (Unnamed) "Talk to me, Chuck, like what?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know. I don't know. Like there was a Serbian demolitions expert at the Large Mart today. don't you think that's a little odd?"

• (Unnamed) "You mean all our secrets are in his noggin?"

• (Unnamed) "Morgan did you spike the punch?"
• (Unnamed) "Something goes wrong you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, I did."

• (Unnamed) "Come any closer, I shoot."
• (Unnamed) "You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, group hug."
• (Unnamed) "Awesome."

• (Unnamed) "Chuck Bartowski is your mark. NSA director wants him with a pulse. Till we find out who he's working with and what he knows, he lives. The CIA skirt you can kill."

• (Unnamed) "Go home Morgan."

• (Unnamed) "Aces, Charles. You're aces."
• (Unnamed) "A dad quote. I'm impressed."

• (Unnamed) "Please, not the computer."

• (Unnamed) "Morgan, you drive."
• (Unnamed) "Are you serious?"
• (Unnamed) "It's no big deal. It's a company car."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but a Hoopty's, a Hoopty. It's sitting on chrome, or plastic --"
• (Unnamed) "Just do me a favor and stay off the five. The police are in a phased deployment --"
• (Unnamed) "Uh ok, thanks for the tip."

• (Unnamed) "Phone trouble again?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I'm not sure I'm able to receive calls -- cause I never got one from you --"

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Chuck."
• (Unnamed) "Ellie, captain. Don't freak out, remain calm. I have some news."
• (Unnamed) "Chuck's got a date."
• (Unnamed) "What?. Who ?"
• (Unnamed) "Way to go, Chuck. That's awesome."

• (Unnamed) "That's awesome."

• (Unnamed) "What if you're the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchukus?"
• (Unnamed) "-- That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. Here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out."

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