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Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler Quotes

Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler ended its run in 1970.

It features "Amarillion" by Datarock in charge of musical score.

Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler Quotes

  • (Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb) "Bro, that was so cold blooded. How could you just lie to her like that?"
  • (Chuck Bartowski) "Ellie and I aren't kids any more, all right? There's some things she's better off not knowing."
  • (Sarah Walker) "Chuck, you-you can't take this lightly. Developing an asset is very tricky business. You need to insinuate yourself into their life and have them trust you completely knowing that one day you're probably going to have to burn them."
  • (Sarah Walker) "He has to go underground. If the Ring finds him, then he can build them another Intersect. Do you want me to handle it?"
  • (Chuck Bartowski) "Yeah. Yeah, I would -- But I have to do it."
  • (Ellie Bartowski) "You don't rock climb any more. You never work out. You just -- lay around and watch TV all day. It's -- like I'm married to Morgan."
  • (Jeff Barnes) "What are you doing Friday? You wanna hang in my van?"
  • (Lester Patel) "What about Thursday? And I'm disease free. I don't think Mr. Barnes here can say that."
  • (Jeff Barnes) "That's low."
  • (Lester Patel) "All's fair, kiddo."
  • (Morgan Grimes) "Are you suggesting that Chuck is caught in a big, giant web of conspiracy and; and deception?"
  • (Ellie Bartowski) "I know. I know when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous."
  • (Morgan Grimes) "Because I couldn't agree more. All right, I've been thinking about this for months. Finally, someone with some common sense."
  • (Ellie Bartowski) "Morgan, we have to figure out what's going on."
  • (Morgan Grimes) "Don't worry about it. I've got my best men on it."
  • (Manoosh) "I knew I could tell a fellow underachieving underappreciate man of intellect."
  • (John Casey) "Great. Two geeks in a pod."
  • (John Casey) "He's turning into a spy. That's a good thing."
  • (Sarah Walker) "Is it?"
  • (John Casey) "Okay, credit charges. Mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female call in the last year; sister."
  • (Chuck Bartowski) "I feel so sorry for this guy. He seems so lonely."
  • (John Casey) "Oh, whoops. That's your old file Bartowski. Sorry about that."
  • (Manoosh) "Chuck. You have to help me. I thought you were my friend."
  • (Chuck Bartowski) "I'm not. I'm a spy."
  • (John Casey) "Only one way to deal with burningn an asset. Johnny Walker. Black."
  • (Chuck Bartowski) "Why? What's in Dubai?"
  • (John Casey) "Weap-Con. Greatest weapon's convention in the world. I go every year. I find it incredibly relaxing."
  • (John Casey) "Looks like I get to write it off as a business trip."

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