City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Quotes

City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold is a television program that first aired in 1970 . City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold ended its run in 1970.

It features Billy Crystal as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Adrian Biddle as head of cinematography.

City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold is 116 minutes long. City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Daniel Stern as Phil, Jon Lovitz as Glen, Billy Crystal as Mitch, Josh Mostel as Barry, David Paymer as Ira, Jack Palance as Duke, Noble Willingham as Clay, Pruitt Taylor Vince as Bud, Patricia Wettig as Barbara Robbins, and Bob Balaban as Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn.

City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Quotes

Pruitt Taylor Vince as Bud

• (Pruitt Taylor Vince) "Hey Phil, listen. I'd think twice before going back to that wife of yours, cause that'd be like sticking your balls in a bear trap."
• (Billy Crystal) "And that would be bad right?"

Jack Palance as Duke

• (Jack Palance) "My brother loved the land, I loved the sea."
• (Billy Crystal) "Oh. Like surf and turf."
• (Jack Palance) "Ha ha ha."
• (Billy Crystal) "Thought that was funny?"
• (Jack Palance) "No, just thinking about what I'd like to do to you."

• (Jack Palance) "If you guys wanna go home, go ahead. But that gold, that's the only dream I've got left."

• (Jack Palance) "'The hell you lookin' at?"
• (Billy Crystal) "I can't get over it. Curly's twin."
• (Jack Palance) "Well get over it. Or I'll turn you into twins."

Billy Crystal as Mitch

• (Billy Crystal) "By this time next week I'll be having a romantic dinner with Phil."
• (Daniel Stern) "Well, pick a night -- because the map is gone."

• (Billy Crystal) "Speaking of which, did you ever walk in on our parents doing it?"
• (Jon Lovitz) "No."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Why, did you?"
• (Billy Crystal) "Yes."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Really?"
• (Billy Crystal) "Worst thing I've ever seen."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Well, that's a horrible thing for a little kid to see."
• (Billy Crystal) "This was three weeks ago in Florida."
• (Jon Lovitz) "AUGH. Did you walk into the bedroom?"
• (Billy Crystal) "This was in the kitchen."
• (Jon Lovitz) "AUGH."
• (Billy Crystal) "Apparently it was spontaneous, too, because Pop still had his hat on. You know that one with the fake grass and a golf ball on it? It was horrible. Wax fruit flying everyplace, the dog barking, my kids' pictures flapping up and down on the refrigerator --"
• (Jon Lovitz) "Okay, stop it."
• (Billy Crystal) "Pop was working hard."
• (Billy Crystal) ""Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh -- ahh, enough of that. Did you take the car in?""
• (Daniel Stern) "See, I think that's beautiful."
• (Billy Crystal) "Beautiful? Not from my angle."
• (Daniel Stern) "No, two people in love after all those years? That's great."
• (Billy Crystal) "Great? An hour later, we ATE on that table."
• (Daniel Stern) "EEEUWWW."

• (Billy Crystal) "Well how is he?"
• (Patricia Wettig) "Well, he came in, asked me to make him a sandwich, no crusts, then started making long-distance calls. Of course, first, he did three scenes from "Godfather II"."
• (Daniel Stern) "He still does that? I love that."
• (Billy Crystal) "Phil, I'm warning you. If you mention "The Godfather" to him, I will rip your arms out of their sockets and beat you to death with them. This started out as such a good birthday."
• (Daniel Stern) "What's Glen been up to?"
• (Billy Crystal) "He's been up to nothing, he's the Vice President of Lazy. He goes from one family to another until they throw him out, he borrows money -- "borrows"? That indicates an intent to repay. He gets jobs that aren't jobs. We only hear from him for change of address calls. I mean he's lost. He's a lost soul, he's a dented can, he's -- behind me, isn't he?"
• (Jon Lovitz) "Mitchy, buenos dias."
• (Billy Crystal) "Hello, Glen. How was your sandwich?"
• (Jon Lovitz) "Ah, delightful."
• (Billy Crystal) "Listen, I'm sorry about what I said --"
• (Jon Lovitz) "Ah, water off a duck's back. Come here."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Wow, look at you. You're still the world's smallest big brother."

• (Billy Crystal) "Kenny has to go. He's cooking breakfast for his underwear."
• (Bob Balaban) "Who is this?"
• (Billy Crystal) "I'm a pair of his socks."

• (Billy Crystal) "Don't mess with us. We're from New York."
• (Jack Palance) "If you ever talk to me like that again, I'm gonna turn your balls into earrings."
• (Billy Crystal) "Go for it."

• (Billy Crystal) "Eat you? What a lovely image. "Eat me." Hey, Glen, I'm still hungry, is there any more Phil? Oooh, pass the Phil. Mmmmm, it's even good cold. Great party, thanks to Phil."
• (Daniel Stern) "Alright, so DON'T eat me."
• (Jack Palance) "Jesus Christ, what a bunch of little piss pots."

• (Billy Crystal) "Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz."

• (Billy Crystal) "I'm sorry we buried you, but you looked so dead."

• (Billy Crystal) "You ever walk in on our parents doing it?"
• (Jon Lovitz) "No, have you?"
• (Billy Crystal) "Yeah."
• (Jon Lovitz) "That's a horrible thing for a little kid to see."
• (Billy Crystal) "This was last week in Florida."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Uhh."
• (Billy Crystal) "It was on the kitchen table."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Uhhh."
• (Billy Crystal) "And an hour later we ate on that table."

David Paymer as Ira

• (David Paymer) "Hi. We're Ira and Barry Schalowitz."
• (Josh Mostel) "We helped bury your brother."
• (Jack Palance) "Oh. Maybe someday I can do the same for you."

Daniel Stern as Phil

• (Daniel Stern) "Hey, Glen, let me ask you something. Who had Frankie Pentangeli killed?"
• (Billy Crystal) "Phil."
• (Jon Lovitz) "The Rosato brothers."
• (Daniel Stern) "Who gave the order?"
• (Billy Crystal) "You stupid dope."
• (Daniel Stern) "I love this."
• (Jon Lovitz) "There was this kid I grew up with. He was younger than me. Sort of looked up to me, you know."
• (Billy Crystal) "Glen --"
• (Jon Lovitz) "We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it."
• (Billy Crystal) "I'm going to change."
• (Jon Lovitz) "During Prohibition, we ran molasses to Canada. Made a fortune."
• (Billy Crystal) ""Ran molasses to Canada." You should run some brains to your head."

• (Daniel Stern) "In case we don't make it and I die first -- eat me."
• (Billy Crystal) "Eat you? I don't even like talking to you on the phone."

• (Daniel Stern) "Please don't tell my kids I died taking a s***."

Jon Lovitz as Glen

• (Jon Lovitz) "Phil, when was the last time you were with a woman?"
• (Daniel Stern) "Uh, Saturday -- Saturday will be a year."
• (Jon Lovitz) "Ow."
• (Billy Crystal) "Gee, if I had known, I'd have gotten you a cake."

• (Jon Lovitz) "There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop."
• (Billy Crystal) "The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick."
• (Jon Lovitz) "I'm gonna go wash up."

Patricia Wettig as Barbara Robbins

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Noble Willingham as Clay

• (Noble Willingham) "What in the name of John Wayne's ass is going on here?"

Josh Mostel as Barry

• (Josh Mostel) "It's Curly. He's come back from the dead."
• (David Paymer) "He looks great."

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