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Clark and Michael Quotes

Clark and Michael is a TV show that first aired in 1970 on CBS (distributed online). Clark and Michael ended its run in 2007.

Clark and Michael was on for 10 episodes. It features Michael Cera as producer. Clark and Michael is executive produced by Matt Kaplan. Clark and Michael is created by Clark Duke.

Clark and Michael is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Clark and Michael is approx. 10 minutes long.

Clark and Michael Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I'm too legit -- to quit smoking."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, there's my neighbor Amanda. How are the petunias coming in this year, Amanda? -- That's Clark."
  • (Unnamed) "They brought up Ashton, not me."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah? Well what if I brought up that guy, uh, that guy from American Pie? What's that guy -- the curly haired guy."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know his name."
  • (Unnamed) "Can we even say names like this? I mean, I don't need another lawsuit right now."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh please, Clark- JASON BIGGS. Sue me, you cocksucker. Earn your first dollar in seven years."
  • (Unnamed) "You're drunk."
  • (Unnamed) "You're ugly."
  • (Unnamed) "I mean, why should we make a golden necklace to drape around a neck that nobody watches?"
  • (Unnamed) "When are you coming back?"
  • (Unnamed) "NEVER."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you breast feed her?"
  • (Unnamed) "They rested their balls our chins on and brushed our teeth with their dicks."

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