Clockwise (film) Quotes

Clockwise (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Clockwise ended in 1970.

It features Michael Codron as producer, George Fenton in charge of musical score, and John Coquillon as head of cinematography.

Clockwise (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Clockwise (film) is 96 minutes long. Clockwise (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: John Cleese as Brian Stimpson, and Ann Way as Mrs. Way.

Clockwise (film) Quotes

John Cleese as Brian Stimpson

• (John Cleese) "SPEECH. SPEECH."
• (Unnamed) "Funny, innit, in the thirty years I've been in this job, nobody asked me to do a speech before."

• (John Cleese) "We don't need a track. It's grass."

• (John Cleese) "It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand."

• (John Cleese) "Oh come on please. Turn the bloody record player down for God's sake."
• (John Cleese) "Now, hello, would you have a tractor would you?"
• (Unnamed) "One moment."
• (John Cleese) "Now, er --"
• (John Cleese) "Ooh dear, a monastery. I might have guessed."

• (John Cleese) "Well where is she now?"

• (Unnamed) "Hey, guess what I'm sitting on."
• (John Cleese) "A bomb, I hope."
• (Unnamed) "Alright then. You go that way and I'll go this way, and I'll bet you this jam tart -- that I'll find a tractor first."

• (John Cleese) "LEFT, no RIGHT, no LEFT --"

• (John Cleese) "My office; 9:20; Executions."

• (John Cleese) "The first step to knowing who we are -- is knowing where we are and -- WHEN we are."

Ann Way as Mrs. Way

• (Ann Way) "Isn't that lovely."

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