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Clone High Quotes

Clone High is a Adult animation that appeared on TV in 2002 on Teletoon. Clone High completed its run in 2003.

Clone High lasted 13 episodes. It features Kim Cleary as producer, Will Forte, Phil Lord, Michael McDonald; Christa Miller, Christopher Miller, and Nicole Sullivan doing voices, Tommy Walter as theme composer, and Jamie Dunlap, and Scott Nickoley as composer. Clone High is executive produced by Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Bill Lawrence, and Geoff Suddleston, Jacquelin French and John Miller. Clone High is created by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller; Bill Lawrence.

Clone High is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada, and United States. Each episode of Clone High is 22-23 minutes long. Clone High is produced by Doozer; Phil Lord and Christopher Miller; Nelvana; Touchstone Television; Teletoon; MTV Animation and distributed by Paramount Television.

The cast includes: Neil Flynn as Abe, Phil Lord as Gandhi, Judah Miller as Scangrade, Donald Faison as Toots, Andy Dick as Mr. Sheepman, Phil Lord as Genghis, and Debra Wilson as Harriet Tubman.

Clone High Quotes

Neil Flynn as Abe

  • (Joan of Arc) "Why don't you just take the tissues out and it'll fall off?"
  • (Cleopatra) "You signed a nondisclosure agreement. I hope you have good lawyers, because I'm gonna sue your hand-me-down pants off, creature trash."
  • (Neil Flynn) "Girls, girls, girls. You're both human beings. You both put your bras on one-leg-at-a-time."
  • (Neil Flynn) "Welcome back, Joan."
  • (Phil Lord) "Hey, you got breasts."
  • (Joan of Arc) "Geez, Abe. You grew, like, a foot."
  • (Phil Lord) "You grew, like, a pair of breasts."
  • (Neil Flynn) "Luckily, the extra height doesn't feel that awkward."
  • (Neil Flynn) "I'm up."
  • (Joan of Arc) "I wish I'd seen you more over the summer, but I was at camp."
  • (Phil Lord) "Was it Breast Camp?"
  • (Joan of Arc) "Okay, you get one more."
  • (Robomatronic Abraham Lincoln) "And fellow Americans, as we weave the fabric of our nation back together, I say to you: Try the Churros."
  • (Neil Flynn) "I will, Mr. President. I will."
  • (Neil Flynn) "Cleo sort of wants to -- but I just don't know if I'm ready."
  • (Abe's Foster Dad) "Well, foster son, over half of high school students nation-wide have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice. But, they're not dating Cleo-friggin-patra. Have you seen that girl's ass? It's built like the Space Shuttle. Oh, this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter. To harpoon the salty longshoreman. To verb the adjective noun --. But abstinence is a good choice as well."
  • (Joan of Arc) "You know, Abe, I've been thinking. I'm going to date a lot more this year."
  • (Neil Flynn) "Uh-huh, I want to date Cleopatra. She's attractive, smart, athletic, good looking, she's hot, photogenic, she takes pride in her appearance. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I admire her commitment to community service."
  • (Joan of Arc) "You don't think dating an old friend would be better? You know, maybe someone that you take for granted?"
  • (Neil Flynn) "Nah, I like Cleo."
  • (Joan of Arc) "But, Abe, think about it -- like, an old friend that --"
  • (Neil Flynn) "Nope. Cleo. Only -- Cleo."
  • (Neil Flynn) "I'll sleep when I die --"
  • (Joan of Arc) "You'll die if you don't sleep."
  • (Phil Lord) "Abe, remember how excited I was to see the movie "American Pie" that I didn't sleep the night before? And remember that scene where the guy has sex with the pie? Well, I don't. Because I fell asleep in the theatre."
  • (Neil Flynn) "Why don't you just rent it?"
  • (Neil Flynn) "Joan. You're a girl, right? Do you know how to remove a bra?"
  • (Joan of Arc) "Grrr --"
  • (Neil Flynn) "I mean, do you step into it like pants, or pull it over like a shirt?"
  • (Neil Flynn) "It's just not snowflake day without a lamb taco."

Judah Miller as Scangrade

  • (Mr. Butlertron) "Are you A: handsome; B: smart; C: scrap metal; or D: all of the above?"
  • (Judah Miller) "That's easy. I'm A and B. But not C -- So I can't be all of the above, but -- you can't fill in two ovals. Noooooooo."
  • (Mr. Butlertron) "The answer is C -- you f***wad."
  • (Judah Miller) "Behold. I am SCANGRADE."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, after 50 years of standardized testing his power will be so great he'll --"
  • (Judah Miller) "Take over the world. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
  • (Mr. Butlertron) "Oh yeah what a great (beep)cking ideeeeeeeeeea."
  • (Scudworth) "Mr. B. Language."

Phil Lord as Gandhi

  • (Phil Lord) "That's a nice stun gun Joan."
  • (Joan of Arc) "Teen crisis hotline. We're here because we care."
  • (Phil Lord) "Snowflake Jake, this holiday's mascot, will come to my house and bring me spices upon spices."
  • (Joan of Arc) "Oh joyous day."
  • (Phil Lord) "If there's one thing Mahatma Gandhi stand for, its revenge."
  • (Phil Lord) "Oh my God. It's not a kid in a costume, it's a living thing."
  • (Phil Lord) "Oh my God. He was genetically engineered with a zipper."
  • (Phil Lord) "Oh my God. Who's driving the van?"
  • (Phil Lord) ""Black and Tan". High five, racial pride."
  • (George Washington Carver) "I don't like those movies, Mahatma. They're full of bad dialogue, contrived plot twists and they perpetuate racial stereotypes."
  • (JFK) "Hey, you. Half Pint, Junior Mint, Pipsqueak, Tiny Tim, Yardstick, Snack Pack, Wee Fella, Brown Leprechaun."
  • (Phil Lord) "Are you talking to me?"
  • (Phil Lord) "Good thing there was nobody there to see that."
  • (Van Gogh) "Oh yes -- no-one indeed."
  • (Phil Lord) "Abe, I like my humping like I like my martini's -- drrrrrrrrrrrrrry."
  • (Mr. Butlertron) "I'm sorry, Wesley, you have ADD."
  • (Phil Lord) "Am I -- dying?"
  • (Mr. Butlertron) "No, you have ADD; Attention deficit disorder, also you have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin."
  • (Phil Lord) "Rhythm is everywhere."
  • (Phil Lord) "Abe, I just polled everyone in the girls' bathroom; you're ahead."
  • (Neil Flynn) "I knew the poll; did you say I was winning?"
  • (Phil Lord) "Straight up, man. Numbers don't lie."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm the number five."
  • (JFK) "Forget it, kid. No dry porking for you."
  • (Phil Lord) "(forces himself to undergo a JFK-like transformation) Fowah suppah I want a pawtty plattah."
  • (JFK) "Wait a minute. Throw some 'er's and 'uh's in there. What's your hurry?"
  • (Phil Lord) "Now that my testicles have descended, I can't wait for some serious dry humping."

Donald Faison as Toots

  • (Donald Faison) "Joanie. I thought you were dead. I shot you for biting me so much."
  • (Cleopatra) "You're serving the crackers. Where else am I gonna get a cracker girl at this late hour?"
  • (Donald Faison) "Uhh -- Fourth and Maple."
  • (Donald Faison) "Folks, you all know me. I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa. Now I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear. This is a room full of scared people making a decision based on fear and ignorance. Now when I left the house this evening I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant. I can tell I'm in the wrong place. So, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting."

Debra Wilson as Harriet Tubman

  • (Debra Wilson) "He's like a shorter, darker Kennedy."

Andy Dick as Mr. Sheepman

  • (Andy Dick) "Now, let's talk about yesterday's horrifying shenanigans and feel free to say anything, 'cause today I'm going to be your care-iff. You see -- Okay, moving on. I know teenagers have an awful lot of confusing feelings, but today it is unlawful to bottle 'em up. You gotta let 'em out. -- like I do, every night between 10 and 10:15, on a pillow shaped like my father -- So let's brainstorm some constructive ways we can express ourselves."

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