Club Paradise Quotes

Club Paradise is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Club Paradise ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Shamberg as producer, David Mansfield, and Van Dyke Parks in charge of musical score, and Peter Hannan as head of cinematography.

Club Paradise is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Club Paradise is 95 minutes long. Club Paradise is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Robin Williams as Jack Moniker, Eugene Levy as Barry Steinberg, Joanna Cassidy as Terry Hamlin, Peter O'Toole as Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes, Rick Moranis as Barry Nye, Twiggy as Phillipa Lloyd, Jimmy Cliff as Ernest Reed, Andrea Martin as Linda White, and Steven Kampmann as Randy White.

Club Paradise Quotes

Robin Williams as Jack Moniker

• (Robin Williams) "Now you stay here and honk if there's any troub --"
• (Robin Williams) "Wait a minute."
• (Robin Williams) "This thing's helium. god****it, I brought the wrong tank."

• (Robin Williams) "Be careful. Someone on this island has a doll with your face on it. Voodoo, ta-ta. Take care."

• (Robin Williams) "Tree, what's happenin'?"
• (Robin Williams) "Oooooh, no thanks. Last time I smoked that stuff they found me on top of the Sears tower trying to build a nest."

• (Robin Williams) "Toby here was just reminiscing about the good old days. Flogging. Slavery. Honest days work, for an honest days beating."
• (Jimmy Cliff) "Gone, but, not forgotten."

• (Robin Williams) "In this country, the Constitution is written in pencil."

• (Robin Williams) "You know, I knew another proud, young, black man, like yourself, once. And I gave him some advice too. I told him, wear one glove; just one glove. The rest was history."
• (Jimmy Cliff) "Who was that?"
• (Robin Williams) "Willie Mays."

• (Robin Williams) "I got a little paranoid and thought people were out to get me. Now I know, they are."

• (Robin Williams) "Check it out. What about those two?"
• (Eugene Levy) "Eh -- I don't think they're interested."
• (Rick Moranis) "Too tall."
• (Robin Williams) "Come on. They were just talking to me about you."
• (Eugene Levy) "No."
• (Rick Moranis) "Really? Then what?"
• (Robin Williams) "They said you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stood up for you. I said you were."

• (Robin Williams) "I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?"

Eugene Levy as Barry Steinberg

• (Eugene Levy) "So, the deal is we're driving up into the jungle with a guy we don't even know who's wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night. We should hand him our wallets and slit our own throats."

Andrea Martin as Linda White

• (Andrea Martin) "Randy, this place isn't air conditioned. I don't see any little switches. No little vents. I don't believe it."
• (Steven Kampmann) "Not a word about air conditioning. I just assumed it. Well, we'll just have to live with it."
• (Andrea Martin) "Randy, you do not save a marriage without air conditioning."

Twiggy as Phillipa Lloyd

• (Twiggy) "What island are you from?"
• (Robin Williams) "Ellis, originally."
• (Twiggy) "So, what do you do around here? After you left The Palms, they said you were a smuggler."
• (Robin Williams) "No, I'm a snuggler."

• (Twiggy) "You seem fit enough."
• (Robin Williams) "Oh, inside, I'm a mess."

Rick Moranis as Barry Nye

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Peter O'Toole as Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes

• (Peter O'Toole) "My dear young lady, unlike you, I have not spent my life cruising from discotheque to discotheque with my ass hanging out of a french cut bathing suit."
• (Twiggy) "Well, you're missing all the fun, aren't you?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "I suspect you're right."

Joanna Cassidy as Terry Hamlin

• (Joanna Cassidy) "It is so Lovely here."
• (Peter O'Toole) "I hate beauty. Do you realize how boring it gets looking at beauty day in and day out? Anyway, It can't last much longer."
• (Joanna Cassidy) "Are you always this cheerful in the morning?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "Either the Americans will move in and turn it into Miami Beach, or the Cubans and Russians will come and turn the whole island into bloody Albania. There really is no hope. Islands like St. Nicholas make such nice missle bases, naval stations, money laundries."
• (Joanna Cassidy) "Well if there isn't any hope why don't you leave? Go to New York or London?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "No. If the world is going to hell in a bucket, I want to hold the handle."

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