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Clueless (House) Quotes

Clueless (House) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Clueless ended its run in 1970.

Clueless (House) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You're kicking me out? After one night?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why, you think we should try counseling first?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's gonna need a lung transplant."
  • (Unnamed) "He's becoming more attractive by the minute, isn't he?"
  • (Unnamed) "You're pleased. You think you've proved every marriage is a mistake?"
  • (Unnamed) "Do I look pleased?"
  • (Unnamed) "What was I supposed to do, tie her up?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why not? She likes that."
  • (Unnamed) "He's choking on his tongue, not his feet."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you didn't believe that anything was wrong with his throat."
  • (Unnamed) "Never said I didn't believe it, I just said I had a good reason to doubt it."
  • (Unnamed) "And now?"
  • (Unnamed) "Now, I have a good reason to doubt those doubts."
  • (Unnamed) "I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor and I did not give my husband herpes."
  • (Unnamed) "Find out where House is."
  • (Unnamed) "Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because, while they're dating, people pretend to be the person they think their partner wants and then; well, there's only so long you can keep that up."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe they are that person when they're dating, but then they change."
  • (Unnamed) "People thinking their partner will change? That's another reason marriages fail. People don't change. At least not in any way that really matters."
  • (Unnamed) "My wife fired the maid. Apparently, she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of me."
  • (Unnamed) "You did your maid?"
  • (Unnamed) "I was nice to our maid, which annoyed her. God knows why."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe she was doing her."
  • (Unnamed) "No one was doing her, all right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Chase, find out what the resort cooks with, if they painted recently, or did any plumbing repairs."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't speak Spanish."
  • (Unnamed) "Then it'll be challenging."
  • (Unnamed) "I was watching something."
  • (Unnamed) "No, you were about to watch something. I'm watching something. See the difference?"
  • (Unnamed) "If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment."
  • (Unnamed) "Another guy or girl?"
  • (Unnamed) "Girl. His wife's college roommate."
  • (Unnamed) "If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be."

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