Clueless (TV series) Quotes

Clueless is a Teen sitcom that first aired in 1996 on American Broadcasting Company (1996-1997). Clueless ended its run in 1999.

Clueless was on for 3 seasons and 62 episodes. It features David Kitay as composer. Clueless is executive produced by Amy Heckerling. Clueless is created by Amy Heckerling.

Clueless is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Clueless is approx. 23 minutes long. Clueless is produced by Cockamamie Productions and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Stacey Dash as Dionne Marie Davenport, Rachel Blanchard as Cher Horowitz, Rachel Blanchard as Cher, Stacey Dash as Dionne, and Elisa Donovan as Amber.

Clueless Quotes

Stacey Dash as Dionne Marie Davenport

• (Stacey Dash) "In ten years we'll be twenty-seven, almost old enough to play high school students on TV."

• (Stacey Dash) "How's my breath?"
• (Rachel Blanchard) "Ew, doritos. Mine?"
• (Stacey Dash) "Fine."
• (Elisa Donovan) "Oh look. The airheads are giving each other a refill."

• (Unnamed) "I just give and give and give. And does anyone ever appreciate me?"
• (Stacey Dash) "No."

• (Stacey Dash) "I think I've figured out the murderer's plan. He's killing off -- the semi-regulars."

Rachel Blanchard as Cher

• (Rachel Blanchard) "Those shoes are like, screaming 1995."

• (Rachel Blanchard) "Di, let's become nuns."
• (Stacey Dash) "We do look smashing in black and white."

• (Police Officer) "And where is this Debbie now?"
• (Rachel Blanchard) "Oh, she went to Trashy to get some new panties with Coach Deemer."
• (Police Officer) "With the gym teacher?"
• (Rachel Blanchard) "Oh, it's not what you think. Coach Deemer is a woman."

• (Rachel Blanchard) "And then he was gone. Gone like a Chevy Chase movie after opening weekend."

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