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Company Picnic Quotes

Company Picnic is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Company Picnic completed its run in 1970.

Company Picnic Quotes

  • (Michael Scott) "What's so funny?"
  • (Pam Beesly) "You had to be there."
  • (Michael Scott) "Oh, a geography joke."
  • (Pam Beesly) "Tell them what happened last year."
  • (Jim Halpert) "I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt."
  • (Pam Beesly) "No, no, that guy who hit on me."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Oh, right. Some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. Said he was grabbing her for balance."
  • (Pam Beesly) "Yeah, you don't grab these for balance."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Well --"
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Normally, I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken."
  • (Pam Beesly) "Maybe I played a little in junior high and in high school. Maybe a little in college. And went to volleyball camp most summers."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?"
  • (David Wallace) "Dwight --"
  • (Dwight Schrute) "No, no. Hear me out. Five? Six?"
  • (David Wallace) "Dwight."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Seven? Can I finish, please?"
  • (David Wallace) "Okay."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Eight?"
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Rolf is my best friend. We met a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks."
  • (Michael Scott) "I didn't find the perfect moment, because I think today was about just having today. And I think we are one of those couples with a long story when people ask how we found each other. I will see her every now and then, and maybe one year, she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody and it's gonna take a long time. And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush."

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