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Connie and Carla Quotes

Connie and Carla is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Connie and Carla stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gary Barber; Roger Birnbaum; Jonathan Glickman; Tom Hanks as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Richard Greatrex as head of cinematography.

Connie and Carla is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Connie and Carla is 98 minutes long. Connie and Carla is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Nia Vardalos as Connie, Toni Collette as Carla, Alec Mapa as Lee, Christopher Logan as Brian, Stephen Spinella as Robert, David Duchovny as Jeff, Boris McGiver as Tibor, The Music Man as Debbie Reynolds, and Robert Kaiser as Paul.

Connie and Carla Quotes

Nia Vardalos as Connie

  • (Nia Vardalos) "We could be LA girls now, we could work out."
  • (Toni Collette) "Good one."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "Ow. Your knee is in my cootchie."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "I like him."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "I saw him before when we were still girls. He was standing out front. We had this moment Carla. He was nice to me."
  • (Toni Collette) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Nia Vardalos) "Right. Why would he ever be attracted to me? I'm a drag queen."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "Oh God. I kissed Jeff. I kissed Jeff and I wanna kiss him again without my wig."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "Carla, calm down. Your voice is giving me cramps."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "Let your eyes crinkle, let your skin wrinkle."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "Our lines show that we've lived."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "If he doesn't love you when you look like a map, tell him to hit the road."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "We gotta go some place where we can just blend in. Somewhere where they'd never look for us, because there's no theatre, no musical theatre, no dinner theatre, no culture at all."
  • (Toni Collette) "Los Angeles."

Alec Mapa as Lee

  • (Alec Mapa) "All queens rise"
  • (Christopher Logan) "Oh blessed Saint Mary of drag queens. Please grant your never humble servants and our new friends with grace, jewels, and support hose."
  • (Stephen Spinella) "Gay-men"
  • (Toni Collette) "Gay-men"

Robert Kaiser as Paul

  • (Robert Kaiser) "No one fall on me this time. I'm delicate."
  • (Robert Kaiser) "That's not my name."
  • (Christopher Logan) "How about Patty like me, Patty Cake."
  • (Robert Kaiser) "No."
  • (Stephen Spinella) "Patty O'Furniture."
  • (Robert Kaiser) "No."
  • (Stephen Spinella) "Patty Pooper."
  • (Robert Kaiser) "No."

Toni Collette as Carla

  • (Toni Collette) "I have a confession to make."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "Carla no"
  • (Toni Collette) "-- I am -- an EATER."
  • (Toni Collette) "Maybe we're having a delayed reaction to the trauma of being shot at like those guys in 'Nam."
  • (Nia Vardalos) "You can say 'Name Carla. You weren't in 'Nam. You have to call in Vietnam."
  • (Toni Collette) "Shut up Connie. I can call it what I want."
  • (Toni Collette) "Shut up, shut up, shut up. Your voice is giving me Mono."
  • (Toni Collette) "We're girls pretending to be guys pretending to be girls."
  • (Toni Collette) "Girlfriends, big or small, thin or fat, worship that body, it's the only one you've got."

David Duchovny as Jeff

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The Music Man as Debbie Reynolds

  • (Unnamed) "But we thought you were real men."
  • (The Music Man) "These days honey, who is?"

Boris McGiver as Tibor

  • (Boris McGiver) "Stop talking, strange women."
  • (Boris McGiver) "Ok, I have good news. I got a ticket to the matinee of Hairspray."

Stephen Spinella as Robert

  • (Stephen Spinella) "By night we're a duo act Peaches 'n Cream."
  • (Alec Mapa) "I hate our name."
  • (Stephen Spinella) "I think it's beautiful."
  • (Alec Mapa) "That's because you're the Peaches part I'm 'n Cream. My name is 'n Cream. What does that even mean?"

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