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COPS (animated TV series) Quotes

COPS is a television show that debuted in 1988 on Broadcast syndication. COPS stopped airing in 1989.

COPS lasted 65 episodes. It features Richard Raynis as producer, and Ken Ryan, and Jane Schoettle doing voices. COPS is executive produced by Andy Heyward.

COPS is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of COPS is 22 min long. COPS is produced by DIC Entertainment and distributed by Claster Television.

COPS Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Gee, good thing there was a free parking space."
  • (Unnamed) "No sense of humour."
  • (Unnamed) "We'll be the best-dressed crooks in Empire City."
  • (Unnamed) "Case closed."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Uncle Buttons. I've got a present for you."
  • (Unnamed) "Now that's what I call a serious bogey."
  • (Unnamed) "I want this, I want that. Someday I'm gonna tell Big Boss off."
  • (Unnamed) "My Cheddar-brained nephew might be a nincompoop, but it makes me look bad if one of my crooks gets caught."
  • (Various Bad Guys) "Freeze. We're crooks, and this is a stick-up."
  • (Unnamed) "Even I keep a promise sometimes."
  • (Unnamed) "If you want wrong-doing done right, you have to do it yourself."
  • (Unnamed) "Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook."
  • (Unnamed) "Here's how the caper came down."
  • (Unnamed) "Pennies from Heaven."
  • (Unnamed) "If you're Captain Crimefighter, then I'm Colonel Crime."
  • (Unnamed) "Make sure the reporters spell my name right. It's McBoomBoom. That's one 'Mc' and two Booms."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm innocent. I just got stuck in the mall after closing time."
  • (Unnamed) "Tell it to the judge."
  • (Unnamed) "Something's fishy around here, Chief. And it's not the caviar."
  • (Unnamed) "Oo wee. That thing's plumb too small. I'm sorry but we humans grow big down in Texas"
  • (Unnamed) "Crime's a-wasting."
  • (Unnamed) "C.O.P.S.: Central Organisation of Police Specialists. Fighting crime in a future time. Protecting Empire City from Big Boss and his gang of crooks."
  • (Unnamed) "Good work, Buzzbomb. Today you've earned your steel wool cupcakes."
  • (Unnamed) "The most chaotic caper of our career."
  • (Unnamed) "Big job for our first one? Think we can handle it?"
  • (Unnamed) "We're C.O.P.S. aren't we? We can handle it."
  • (Unnamed) "I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer."
  • (Unnamed) "Kiss me, you dumb cop."
  • (Unnamed) "Heyt. What are you rookies doing here. Vess told you to stay put."
  • (Unnamed) "And miss all the fun?"
  • (Unnamed) "I hope you don't think I'm a pest, but how about an exclusive interview?"
  • (Unnamed) "One more crack outta you, lady, and I'll give you an exclusive knuckle sandwich."
  • (Unnamed) "Ever consider using the door, jerk?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's hard to find good crooks these days."
  • (Unnamed) "What? You never heard of Iceberg lettuce?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, really? I didn't know you can grow that stuff on an iceberg."
  • (Unnamed) "A machine can hand out candy bars, but it sure can't give you justice."
  • (Unnamed) "There's always a non-violent alternative to resolve conflict."
  • (Unnamed) "But there's nothing wrong with having a computer as man's best friend."
  • (Unnamed) "Remember to put some change in the meter, Ms. Demeanor."
  • (Unnamed) "Freeze. We're cops, and you're under arrest."

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