Coronation Street Quotes

Coronation Street is a Soap opera that first aired in 1970 on ITV (TV network). Coronation Street ended in 1970.

Coronation Street aired for 9,826 (as of 19 April 2019) episodes. It features List of Coronation Street producers as producer, and Eric Spear as theme composer. Coronation Street is created by Tony Warren.

Each episode of Coronation Street is 30 minutes long. Coronation Street is produced by ITV Granada .

Coronation Street Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You can't do that. It's illegal."
• (Unnamed) "Then sue me."
• (Unnamed) "You cannot not kick us out of our house, you looney."
• (Unnamed) "Get up, Frankie. She won't hear you; she's as deaf as a post."
• (Unnamed) "I heard that."

• (Unnamed) "Your Sarah's been through half the lads in Weatherfield."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, and your Todd's been through the other half."

• (Unnamed) "When the bell starts ringing and the trainer says "Go", I'm telling you, girlie, there's something you ought to know. Your knees are going to tremble, your feet will turn to lead. I'm going to smack your nose into the back of your head."

• (Unnamed) "You should've stayed at the party, Maxine."

• (Unnamed) "Why can't they leave us alone?"

• (Unnamed) "She walked into a door."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah; a door called Charlie."

• (Unnamed) "Sorry about this, mate. She's been having a few problems upstairs."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, I have, and I thought it was me but it's not. It's you, Charlie. I was okay till I met you. Everyone kept telling me you're destroying me, that you go with other women. And I kept denying it and denying it and denying it 'cos I was so scared of losing you. But you 'are' destroying me. You do go with other women. I've seen it with my own eyes. And you made me feel it was my fault. You made me feel scared, you made me feel inferior. I can't trust you. I can't marry you."
• (Unnamed) "Do you think they wrote their own vows?"

• (Unnamed) "It were like seeing a vicar in a tracksuit, unnerving."

• (Unnamed) "Tracy Barlow. I mean, even her initials are a killer disease."

• (Unnamed) "Good looks are a curse, Deirdre. You and Kenneth should count yourselves lucky."

• (Unnamed) "Did you ever run away from home?"
• (Unnamed) "No, I most certainly did not."
• (Unnamed) "That must have been a great disappointment to your mother."

• (Unnamed) "All dolled up and nowhere to go."
• (Unnamed) "Oh; don't mind if I do."

• (Unnamed) "The hero of his novel has got himself caught up in a menage-a-trois."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, really."
• (Unnamed) "Emily, you do know what a menage-a-trois is?"
• (Unnamed) "I most certainly do."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Well, the two women involved in this --"
• (Unnamed) "Love triangle?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Are a mild-mannered church-goer called Emilia --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "-- and a racy, Titian temptress called Reeba."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) ""Norris jumped out of the moped as Emilia and Reeba alighted the side-car -- ""
• (Unnamed) "That's a big side-car."
• (Unnamed) "" -- and hand in hand, the three of them ran barefoot through Chester Zoo. Atop the souvenir kiosk, Reeba belts out a quick rendition of "Paper Moon", whilst Emilia chose this moment; for some solemn prayer.""
• (Unnamed) "It's not really a page-turner, is it?"
• (Unnamed) "You wait till you hear what happens in the meercat enclosure."
• (Unnamed) "I like meercats -- I've a tea towel with some on; Norris knows that."

• (Unnamed) "His car was parked out here all night."
• (Unnamed) "Run along home now, Gail. The curtains won't twitch themselves, you know."

• (Unnamed) "Try any more stunts like that, and I will be booking your funeral."

• (Unnamed) "This is Champion Turkey, this."
• (Unnamed) "I can't eat this. Look, it's even got tyre marks on it."

• (Unnamed) "You tell Karen about the baby, I will make you pay, I will make you suffer."

• (Unnamed) "Never mind what it is. It'll sober him up. Now in exactly ten second he WILL be sick. So what's that? Seven? Eight?"

• (Unnamed) "That's very clever to have a little sewing kit in your bag."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, well, you never know when you might want to stitch someone up."

• (Unnamed) "Think -- think. What would Angela Lansbury do in this situation?"

• (Unnamed) "You call the airport and I call the police, Hayley. Now before your lady's done a bing-bong, there'll be armed police swarming all over him."
• (Unnamed) "There's a good girlie-boy."

• (Unnamed) "Call it a day, before the pink elephants start marching in."

• (Unnamed) ""Websters' Auto Centre"?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, re-branding they call it. All the big firms are doing it. It's all about image these days. Now, the thing about flyers is it's all about the artwork and the larger the print run, the cheaper they are. You can claim it back on tax as an employment expense. I've had 10,000 run."
• (Unnamed) "Sal. We are working flat out to try and get work done and you're wasting money."
• (Unnamed) "Do you know what you sound like? You sound like a parent whose kids go to Weatherfield High, a parent with no ambition. But us, me and you, we are Oak Hill parents --"
• (Unnamed) "But what about the lads?"
• (Unnamed) "Never mind the lads. We'll take on some new staff, we'll expand, because all that matters is our girls. Our maths genius helped with all this. You've been too busy so I got Rosie to help me. I got three different quotes from three different printers, three different thicknesses of paper, one, two or three colours, and Rosie worked out all the different unit costs for me, so we've all been pulling our weight, which is why I need to talk to you about the apostrophe. Rosie was the one who spotted it, she's so sharp; I should have asked her to do the proof- reading. Anyway, it's only a little mistake and the printer's put it after the 'S' in Websters and now it looks like the auto centre belongs to all of the Websters instead of just you. It's going to cost another 300 quid to get it fixed, but I figure only bright spots like Rosie would notice and she's probably going to be your accountant in a few years' time and with you being so busy I'm going to have to start coming into the office and doing your admin full time, but don't worry Kevin I'm not expecting any wages, 'cos you'll still be in charge of the lads, and you do what you're good at, and I'll do what I'm good at, and Rosie can go to Oak Hill, the apostrophe can stay where it is because in a way it's all fate, isn't it? We will be the Websters' family auto centre."

• (Unnamed) "I knew it."
• (Unnamed) "You don't want to get married. You'd rather stay here and nurse poor little Sunita."
• (Unnamed) "She's got you wrapped around her little finger."
• (Unnamed) "If you like her so much,"
• (Unnamed) "MARRY HER INSTEAD."

• (Unnamed) "Ta-ra me ducks."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, what a lovely parrot."
• (Parrot) "Sod off."

• (Unnamed) "Where are you two off to?"
• (Unnamed) "The Abyss, it's a shop in the precinct."
• (Unnamed) "We're going to spend Christmas money."
• (Unnamed) "OK. Have fun, and don't fall in."

• (Unnamed) "I'm quite capable of deciding for myself what I can or can not do."
• (Unnamed) "Oh well, don't blame me when you're in pot up to your waste."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, stop fussing over me, Norris; you're not my nurse."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, how do you work with this man, all day?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I've just developed the ability to tune out when he starts wittering."
• (Unnamed) "Oh; can I have lessons?"
• (Unnamed) "That's the thanks I get is it? For caring? For running around you for the past week?"
• (Unnamed) "Doing what? Lecturing me; no; hectoring me. And the rest of the time you were busy trying to drive away my niece."
• (Unnamed) "I think you'll find I was protecting you."
• (Unnamed) "Well, if I need protecting; I'll buy a guard dog; because I could do with the companionship."

• (Unnamed) "Owt you've got to say to Les, you can say to me. Got it?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, what if I was going to say, he's going out wih a fat, ugly, useless trollope. Bin it."

• (Unnamed) "You're Norman Bates with a briefcase."

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