Couples Retreat Quotes

Couples Retreat is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Couples Retreat completed its run in 1970.

It features Scott Stuber as producer, A. R. Rahman in charge of musical score, and Eric Edwards as head of cinematography.

Couples Retreat is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Couples Retreat is 113 minutes long. Couples Retreat is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Carlos Ponce as Salvadore, Jonna Walsh as Lacey, and Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell as Jason.

Couples Retreat Quotes

Carlos Ponce as Salvadore

• (Carlos Ponce) "Please, allow me to put on something more proper."

• (Carlos Ponce) "Encouragement, Yes."

Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell as Jason

• (Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell) "What if someone put a gun to your head right now and said, "You have to answer this second or I'II shoot. "Are they going to make it?" What do you say? What would you say?"
• (Therapist #2) "Whoa. Okay, no one has a gun to my head, Mr. Smith."
• (Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell) "It's hypothetical."
• (Therapist #2) "It's not a place for inappropriate behavior. And you definitely don't pull a hypothetical gun on your therapist."

Jonna Walsh as Lacey

• (Joey) "What are -- What are you wearing?"
• (Jonna Walsh) "Shorts."
• (Joey) "Shorts? That's -- That's a Maxi Pad."
• (Jonna Walsh) "Dad, they're designer shorts. They're French. Goodbye."

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