Cow and Chicken Quotes

Cow and Chicken is a Comedy, Surreal humour, and Slapstick that appeared on TV in 1997 on Cartoon Network. Cow and Chicken stopped airing in 1999.

Cow and Chicken lasted 3 seasons and 52 (103 segments) episodes. It features David Feiss, Vincent Davis, and Davis Doi as producer, Charlie Adler, Dee Bradley Baker, Candi Milo, Howard Morris, and Dan Castellaneta doing voices, Guy Moon as theme composer, and Guy Moon as composer. Cow and Chicken is executive produced by Brian A. Miller. Cow and Chicken is created by David Feiss.

Cow and Chicken is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cow and Chicken is 14 minutes long. Cow and Chicken is produced by Hanna-Barbera and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

Cow and Chicken Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Corncobman? There's a lot of sick people in this town."

• (Unnamed) "If something bad were to happen to your sister, we'd be pretty mad."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, oooohhh."

• (Unnamed) "I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it."

• (Unnamed) "Does anybody hear speaka el espanola?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't understand a thing you are saying."

• (Unnamed) "Two words: beak washed out with soap. Okay, three words."

• (Unnamed) "Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?"

• (Unnamed) "Y'all come back now, hear?"

• (Unnamed) "This is the happiest day of my life."

• (Unnamed) "Cow. I've got Crabs -- the warthog."

• (Unnamed) "Well, basically that's it. Hope you losers enjoyed it."

• (Unnamed) "Supercow al rescate."

• (Unnamed) "I don't want you skipping school because of your "Being in the family way", and all."

• (Unnamed) "There goes Chicken, on his first date and wearing my dress."
• (Unnamed) "Just like me on our first date."

• (Unnamed) "Can you be helped?"

• (Unnamed) "Drive it home, Dad."
• (Unnamed) "Two."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, divot."

• (Unnamed) "This is pie, as in SHUT YER PIEHOLE."

• (Unnamed) "Now, I don't want you going to the mall, without your glasses."
• (Grandma') "I'm not wearin' those soda pop bottles."

• (Flem and Earl) "2, 4, 6, 9, who do we think is great? Go Tim."

• (Unnamed) "Hurry up and suck your meatloaf kids, I got ice cream con carne for desert."

• (Unnamed) "No. No. I don't want your food."

• (Unnamed) "My science project."

• (Ivan Panced [Red Guy]) "Hello ladies. It's me, Ivan Panced, but you won't hear me complain."

• (Unnamed) "Well, Manure the Bear. In the name of boneless grandma."

• (Unnamed) "Mister Hiney, that's my name --"
• (Unnamed) "Deal with it."

• (Unnamed) "I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good."

• (Unnamed) "Oh dad, that was so manly. A chicken-in-one."
• (Unnamed) "Manly, yes, but I like it too."

• (Unnamed) "Just doin' my job, Ma'am."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Mom. I ate all the cereal. There's none left for me."
• (Unnamed) "It wasn't me, it was me. I ate all the cereal."
• (Unnamed) "Did not."
• (Unnamed) "Did too."
• (Unnamed) "Did not."
• (Unnamed) "Did too."
• (Unnamed) "Did too."
• (Unnamed) "Look, Dad. Our children is twins."

• (Unnamed) "Herding bites big wind."

• (Unnamed) "That's it? Stupid change machine. A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter. What a gyp."

• (Unnamed) "Are you Ivan Panced?"
• (Unnamed) "Can't you tell?"

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