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Coyote Ugly (film) Quotes

Coyote Ugly (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Coyote Ugly ended its run in 1970.

It features Jerry Bruckheimer, and Chad Oman as producer, Trevor Horn in charge of musical score, and Amir M. Mokri as head of cinematography.

Coyote Ugly (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Coyote Ugly (film) is 101 minutes long. Coyote Ugly (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: John Goodman as Girl, Maria Bello as Lil, Piper Perabo as Violet, Izabella Miko as Cammie, Adam Garcia as Kevin, John Goodman as Bill Sanford, Bridget Moynahan as Rachel, Johnny Knoxville as Guy, Tyra Banks as Zoe, and Melanie Lynskey as Gloria.

Coyote Ugly (film) Quotes

Tyra Banks as Zoe

  • (Tyra Banks) "Is this a church meeting or is this a bar? Make some noise."

John Goodman as Bill Sanford

  • (John Goodman) "Did I happen to mention that I was recently in a horrific car accident?"
  • (John Goodman) "Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure, just start spraying."
  • (John Goodman) "No, it's not okay. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice. You're not going back to work for Pete. I don't care what it takes. I don't care how many bars you have to stand on. You are not coming home. I'm not letting you back in the house. Forget it."
  • (John Goodman) "Can I ask you somethin'?"
  • (Maria Bello) "What?"
  • (John Goodman) "What; Oh, what does Coyote Ugly mean?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly."
  • (John Goodman) "My God. But, why would you name your bar after somethin' like that?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Oh, because Cheers was taken."
  • (John Goodman) "Hey, do I come to your office and honk?"

Izabella Miko as Cammie

  • (Izabella Miko) "I'm Cammie, the Russian tease."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Violet, the Jersey nun."
  • (Izabella Miko) "That one's Rachel, the New York bitch. We all play our little parts. Only Rachel really is a bitch, and I really am a tease."
  • (Maria Bello) "Cammie, you can only be a tease if you stop sleepin' around, babe."
  • (Izabella Miko) "Yeah, I keep forgetting that part."

Piper Perabo as Violet

  • (Piper Perabo) "Do you have a reservation?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Uh, yeah, it's under, uh, "Cast Iron Heartless Bitch.""
  • (Piper Perabo) "Could it be under "Stubborn and Pigheaded"?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Yes. That's the one."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You said I could be whatever I wanna be."
  • (John Goodman) "I never said "Songwriter in New York City.""
  • (Piper Perabo) "Hi. I'm Violet Sanford. I just recently moved to New York and I was wondering if you would give my tape to one of your artists."
  • (Wendy) "Violet, that is so cute. Now lemme tell you about me. My name is Wendy and I first moved to New York when I was 21 to be a dancer, but I broke my big toe and then I got knocked up by this actor who dumped me to join the Peace Corps, so for the last 16 years I been raising my daughter all by myself and then two weeks ago, she tells me that she is a bisexual and that she hates me more than any person on this planet."
  • (Wendy) "Now tell me how I can help you, please, because I am dying to make your dreams come true."
  • (Piper Perabo) "I'm not lost. Somebody just moved my street."
  • (Piper Perabo) "I don't mean to press my luck, but would you mind telling me why you're hiring me?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Because, the, um, average male is walking around with a toddler inside of his pants, a two year old right there inside his dockers."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Men have two year old children in their pants; that's why you're hiring me?"
  • (Maria Bello) "You look like a kindergarden teacher. The kids'll love it."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Sorry I asked."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Alright, you win. I'll do it."
  • (Adam Garcia) "I love winning."
  • (Piper Perabo) "This is my job."
  • (Adam Garcia) "It's a god**** sandbox for you to stick your head in."
  • (Piper Perabo) "What is that supposed to mean?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "The place is a joke, alright? They don't come to watch you sing, they come to watch girls shaking it on a bar."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Oh, right, we don't talk about you, right? It's a big secret. Come on, Kevin, let's play a game. I'm gonna guess why you left Australia."
  • (Adam Garcia) "Doesn't matter."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You were in jail? No that's not it. You have a wife and four kids in Sydney? Come on, am I getting warm? Come on, Kevin, I don't have alot of time. Why'd you run away from home?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "I didn't have a home. Is that what you wanted to hear? I don't have a family. I mean that's the big secret. Are you happy? Huh? Are you gonna feel sorry for me now? Are you gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every 2 years? I had a bad childhood, big deal. I don't need your sympathy. 'Cause I'm here and I'm livin' on my two feet like I wanted to. That was my dream. At least I did it with a little bit of dignity."
  • (Piper Perabo) "And I didn't, that's it?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "Well just unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants a little, show a little bit of flesh. I think you can figure it out."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Why won't you give up on this?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "Because I've been giving up on people my entire life and it's a nasty little habit, so you're going to sing at the club or --"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Or you'll what?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "I'll never kiss you again."
  • (Piper Perabo) "That sounds like a threat, Mr. O'Donnell."
  • (Adam Garcia) "Well, let's just say it's going to be quite a long, cold winter."
  • (Piper Perabo) "That's supposed to convince me?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "It's working, isn't it? Your knees are getting weak."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You know those girls?"
  • (Romero) "Oh, yeah. They're here every morning around this time. Winding down. They have to in their line of work."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Are they hookers?"
  • (Romero) "No."
  • (Romero) "Coyotes."
  • (Piper Perabo) "You collect comic books? That's so cute."
  • (Adam Garcia) "It's not cute -- it's very rugged and manly."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time."
  • (Maria Bello) "You start Friday night."
  • (Piper Perabo) "What do you want?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "Well, it's, uh, 3 in the morning, I want what every man wants."
  • (Adam Garcia) "Breakfast."

Maria Bello as Lil

  • (Maria Bello) "I told ya not to break the rules."
  • (Piper Perabo) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Maria Bello) "I'm talking about you and your boyfriend making a scene in my bar. I'm talking about a friend of mine inside with a broken nose. The rules were simple, Jersey. I fired girls for a lot less."
  • (Piper Perabo) "What, so I can't have a boyfriend, now? What kind of stupid s*** is that?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Hey, this place is my home. And I'm not willing to risk everything I have on your personal life. It's business, plain and simple."
  • (Piper Perabo) "This is not business. I work my ass off for you and you're supposed to be my friend."
  • (Maria Bello) "I never said I was your friend. I'm your boss and you knew the rules like everybody else."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Will you stop with "the rules". It's a bar for Christ sake."
  • (Maria Bello) "Then what are you so upset about?"
  • (Maria Bello) "I'm married to that bar. Hell, I'd, uh, I'd sleep there, if I had the guts to walk around barefoot. But that's me, you know. I'm the original coyote. Just a small town gal trying to make it in the big bad city."
  • (Piper Perabo) "Small town gal?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Piedmont, North Dakota. You ever tell anyone that, I'll kill ya."
  • (Maria Bello) "Hey, everybody, shut up. I'd like you to meet my new girl, whose name is -- Jersey. Jersey, is an ex kindergarten teacher, and a former nun, who just escaped from the convent, and is tired of being the only virgin in New York City. Would anyone like to buy her a drink?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Let me guess: Piedmont, North Dakota."
  • (Piper Perabo) "South Amboy, New Jersey."
  • (Maria Bello) "Same thing."
  • (Unnamed) "So, basically you have?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose; all my favorite men. You can have it any way you like it, as long as it's in a shot glass."
  • (Maria Bello) "That's Rachel, you can learn a lot from her."
  • (Piper Perabo) "She just cut some guy's ponytail off."
  • (Maria Bello) "Yeah, the court ordered her to take anger-management classes after she pummeled a customer for grabbin' her ass. He pressed charges, I gave her a raise. Cheers."

Adam Garcia as Kevin

  • (Adam Garcia) "Have a nice day."
  • (Piper Perabo) ""Have a nice day"?"
  • (Adam Garcia) "Yeah, I panicked, I didn't know what else to say."
  • (Adam Garcia) "Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes."
  • (Adam Garcia) "Wanna play a game?"

Bridget Moynahan as Rachel

  • (Bridget Moynahan) "Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it. Hey everybody, do we serve water in this bar?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hell, no H2O."
  • (Bridget Moynahan) "Hey, hey. This is not a gas pump, son."
  • (Bridget Moynahan) "Wait your turn."

Melanie Lynskey as Gloria

  • (Melanie Lynskey) "You know, me and you should have dinner sometime."
  • (John Goodman) "I'm locking the doors."

Johnny Knoxville as Guy

  • (Johnny Knoxville) "Now, shake it. Come on."
  • (Maria Bello) "Don't do it, Rach. He's a big guy and you're still on probation."
  • (Bridget Moynahan) "Don't worry, those classes are really paying off."

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