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Crank (film) Quotes

Crank (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Crank stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Davis, Gary Lucchesi; Tom Rosenberg; Skip Williamson, and Richard S. Wright as producer, Paul Haslinger in charge of musical score, and Adam Biddle (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Crank (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Crank (film) is 88 minutes long. Crank (film) is distributed by Lionsgate.

The cast includes: Jason Statham as Chev Chelios, Dwight Yoakam as Doc Miles, Reno Wilson as Orlando, Amy Smart as Eve, Jose Pablo Cantillo as Verona, Keone Young as Don Kim, Efren Ramirez as Kaylo, and Carlos Sanz as Carlito.

Crank (film) Quotes

Jason Statham as Chev Chelios

  • (Jason Statham) "You haven't been tight since your brother f***ed you in third grade."
  • (Jason Statham) "What's the matter?"
  • (Amy Smart) "So you can fall asleep like you always do? I don't think so."
  • (Jason Statham) "Jesus, f***."
  • (Jason Statham) "Jesus. Nothing's easy."
  • (Jason Statham) "I'm going to get that little f***er if it's the last thing I do."
  • (Jason Statham) "It may actually be the last thing I do."
  • (Jason Statham) "Does it look like I got c*** written on my head? Who do you think you are f***ing with?"
  • (Arab Cabbie) "You're not getting into my cab wet."
  • (Jason Statham) "I gave you 200 dollars to wait for 3 minutes."
  • (Arab Cabbie) "You're not getting into my car, no way."
  • (Jason Statham) "Al Qaeda, Al Qaeda."
  • (Arab Cabbie) "I love America. I love Bush."
  • (Haitian Cabbie) "Hey man. What's the matter with you? You a crackhead?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Right -- just step on it, alright?"
  • (Haitian Cabbie) "Hey, you not gonna die in my cab, crackhead."
  • (Haitian Cabbie) "I got something for you."
  • (Haitian Cabbie) "You drink this Haitian s***, crackhead. This right here is some hardcore s***. Made from plant s***."
  • (Jason Statham) "Nice."
  • (Jason Statham) "Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis."
  • (Jason Statham) "I'm alive. I'm alive."
  • (Jason Statham) "Do you think I've got 'c***' written on my forehead?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Orlando?"
  • (Reno Wilson) "You a persistent motherf***er, Chev Chelios. I'll give you that. They pop you and you just keep getting up?"
  • (Jason Statham) "I'm the Terminator."
  • (Jason Statham) "Stay down."
  • (Jason Statham) "Wanna hold hands?"
  • (Jason Statham) "What is this stuff?"
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Synthetic ephedrine diluted with some saline."
  • (Jason Statham) "Feels sort of good."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Yeah well. I got a little Meth in there too, so that's the endorphins you feel running to your brain."
  • (Jason Statham) "Wait a minute so I'm not better?"
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "f*** no you're not better. You're in such s*** shape it's stunning. I can't belive your hearts still beating. s*** should be in a f***ing medical journal."
  • (Jason Statham) "I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch."
  • (Jason Statham) "I know what I'm going to have to do."
  • (Reno Wilson) "What's that?"
  • (Jason Statham) "I'm going to have to kick some black ass."
  • (Pharmacy Stoner) "Nasal Spray."
  • (Jason Statham) "What?"
  • (Pharmacy Stoner) "The Nasal spray. It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man."
  • (Jason Statham) "I'm gonna kick some black ass."
  • (Jason Statham) "I'm looking for something that begins with an E."
  • (Pharmacist) "England?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Not so fast, motherf***er."
  • (Jose Pablo Cantillo) "He's gone dipsy-doodle, yo."
  • (Jose Pablo Cantillo) "Yeah, whatever, psycho."
  • (Carlos Sanz) "I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend."
  • (Jason Statham) "Boosh."
  • (Jose Pablo Cantillo) "Our Father, who art in heaven --"
  • (Carlos Sanz) "Shut up, Verona."
  • (Keone Young) "So this is how it is?"
  • (Carlos Sanz) "It's Don Kim. You're supposed to be dead."
  • (Jason Statham) "Presto."
  • (Jason Statham) "Get a cell phone, honey, please."
  • (Jason Statham) "How'd you like that one, tough guy? How fricking awesome was that, huh?"
  • (Warehouse Hood Leader) "Verona's got nothing to do with this."
  • (Jason Statham) "What?"
  • (Warehouse Hood Leader) "Don Carlos wants you off the streets."
  • (Jason Statham) "Carlito?"
  • (Warehouse Hood Leader) "You've totally lost your s***, dog. you're all over TV, destroying property, making unauthorized hits -- you're causing the organization a great deal of embarrasment."
  • (Jason Statham) "You're telling me Carlito wanted this?"
  • (Warehouse Hood Leader) "Look, don't worry, we'll take care of Verona. Best thing for you to do is find some nice, dark, quiet place and -- just die."
  • (Jason Statham) "Just die. You think I've got "c***" written on my forehead?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash -- Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?"

Reno Wilson as Orlando

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Amy Smart as Eve

  • (Amy Smart) "Take me now, in front of all these people."
  • (Shirt Factory Supervisor) "Hey, asshole. Asshole."
  • (Amy Smart) "Don't talk to him like that. My boyfriend kills people."

Jose Pablo Cantillo as Verona

  • (Jose Pablo Cantillo) "Hey CHELIOS. You know I been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too. yea? Yeah thats RIGHT. I know about HER. And then --"
  • (Jason Statham) "Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, f***ing blah."

Dwight Yoakam as Doc Miles

  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Chevy?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Yep."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Got it."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Did you take it?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Took it."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "You took the whole god****ed thing, didn't you?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Yep."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "I said a fifth of a syringe. That s***'s gonna kill you."
  • (Jason Statham) "Right."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Is your chest on fire?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Check."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "But you're cold?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Check."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you?"
  • (Jason Statham) "Well let me check. Check."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life."
  • (Jason Statham) "Urinary sphincter? Check."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "Chocolate, what's this f***in' receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?"
  • (Chocolate) "Snacks."
  • (Dwight Yoakam) "If you stop, you die."

Carlos Sanz as Carlito

  • (Carlos Sanz) "I'll kill you for this, Chelios."
  • (Jason Statham) "Too late."

Efren Ramirez as Kaylo

  • (Efren Ramirez) "Puta."

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