Crash (2004 film) Quotes

Crash (2004 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Crash ended its run in 1970.

It features Don Cheadle, Paul Haggis, Mark R. Harris, and Robert Moresco; Cathy Schulman; Bob Yari as producer, Mark Isham in charge of musical score, and J. Michael Muro as head of cinematography.

Crash (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Crash (2004 film) is 112 minutes long. Crash (2004 film) is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Don Cheadle as Graham, Terrence Howard as Cameron, Ludacris as Anthony, Larenz Tate as Peter, Sandra Bullock as Jean, Brendan Fraser as Rick, Jennifer Esposito as Ria, Marina Sirtis as Shereen, Nona Gaye as Karen, Michael Peña as Daniel, William Fichtner as Flanagan, Kathleen York as Officer Hanson, Thandie Newton as Christine, Ashlyn Sanchez as Lara, Loretta Devine as Shaniqua, Bahar Soomekh as Dorri, Shaun Toub as Farhad, Keith David as Lt. Dixon, Karina Arroyave as Elizabeth, and Tony Danza as Fred.

Crash (2004 film) Quotes

Larenz Tate as Peter

• (Larenz Tate) "Get the f*** out of the car."
• (Ludacris) "Give me the keys."

Ashlyn Sanchez as Lara

• (Ashlyn Sanchez) "I heard a bang."
• (Michael Peña) "What, like a truck bang?"
• (Ashlyn Sanchez) "Like a gun."

• (Ashlyn Sanchez) "It's a really good cloak."

• (Ashlyn Sanchez) "He doesn't have it."
• (Karina Arroyave) "He doesn't have what?"

• (Ashlyn Sanchez) "I'll protect you, Daddy."

Ludacris as Anthony

• (Ludacris) "You could fill the Staple Center with what you don't know."
• (Larenz Tate) "The Kings are playing tonight."
• (Ludacris) "You don't like hockey. Only reason you say you do is to piss me off."
• (Larenz Tate) "-- I love hockey."

• (Ludacris) "Oh yeah, make sure you get that. Without him, things could've gone really f***ing wrong tonight."

• (Ludacris) "Come on now. This is America. Time is money."

• (Ludacris) "Look, here's 40 bucks. Buy everybody chop suey. You understand?"
• (Ludacris) "Dopey f***ing Chinaman."

• (Lucien) "You watch the Discovery Channel?"
• (Ludacris) "Not a lot."
• (Larenz Tate) "They got some good s*** on that channel."
• (Lucien) "Every night there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him."
• (Lucien) "Psst. Do I look like I wanna be on the Discovery Channel?"
• (Ludacris) "No."
• (Lucien) "Then get the f*** outta my shop."

• (Ludacris) "Look around. You couldn't find a whiter, safer or better lit part of this city. But this white woman sees two black guys, who look like UCLA students, strolling down the sidewalk and her reaction is blind fear. I mean, look at us. Are we dressed like gang-bangers? Huh? No. Do we look threatening? No. Fact, if anybody should be scared around here, it's us: We're the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So you tell me, why aren't we scared?"
• (Larenz Tate) "Because we have guns?"
• (Ludacris) "You could be right."

Shaun Toub as Farhad

• (Shaun Toub) "I am not yelling. I am upset."

Tony Danza as Fred

• (Tony Danza) "I think we need another take."
• (Terrence Howard) "That looked pretty terrific."
• (Tony Danza) "This is going to sound strange but is Jamal seeing a speech coach?"
• (Terrence Howard) "What do you mean?"
• (Tony Danza) "This is weird for a white guy to say this, but have you noticed he's been talking a lot less "black" lately?"
• (Terrence Howard) "No, I haven't noticed that."
• (Tony Danza) "Really? Like in this scene, he's supposed to say "don't be talking about that", and he changed it to "don't talk to me about that"."
• (Terrence Howard) "You think because of that the audience won't recognize him as a black man?"
• (Tony Danza) "Is there a problem?"
• (Terrence Howard) "Excuse me?"
• (Tony Danza) "Is there a problem?"
• (Terrence Howard) "No, we don't have a problem."
• (Tony Danza) "All I'm saying it's not his character. Eddie is supposed to be the smart one, not Jamal, right? You're the expert here but to me it rings false."

William Fichtner as Flanagan

• (William Fichtner) "The D.A's squad loses its lead investigator next month. Rick is quite adamant that his replacement be a person of color. It's a high profile position, and he wants to send the right message to the community."
• (Don Cheadle) "And the right message is look at this Black Boy I bought?"

• (William Fichtner) "Internal affairs says Conklin has two suspicious shootings on his record both black men, both times he was cleared because he cited self defense. Detective Lewis makes black man number three do you know any reason we should investigate further?"
• (Don Cheadle) "It's more complicated than we originally thought. We found three hundred thousand dollars in the trunk of the car Detective Lewis was driving. The car is registered to a Cindy Bradley. We haven't been able to get in touch with because she apparently left town."
• (William Fichtner) "So it wasn't Lewis's car he might not have even known the money was in it."
• (Don Cheadle) "You really think you'll be able to make that fly?"
• (William Fichtner) "we have attorneys for this slain police officer camping in our offices. We have his mother and half a dozen men of "the cloth" who swear that Lewis was one of the twelve apostles of Christ. We have two black city council men and a Congresswoman who called on the hour every hour demanding what the district attorney intends to do about this and you want the DA to walk into that press room and tell them all that the situation is "complicated"? Who knows about the money?"
• (Don Cheadle) "You've got to be kidding"
• (William Fichtner) "There's only two people in this room"
• (Don Cheadle) "Myself, my partner, Jim Ferguson and Internal Affairs"
• (William Fichtner) "I guess I don't see a problem here as it wasn't Lewis's fault the money isn't evidence of any wrongdoing and even if it was we aren't going to prosecute a dead man which means the money Internal Affairs is holding can't even be considered evidence."
• (Don Cheadle) "We can do this whole dance if you want to but I'm willing to bet when the coroner's report comes back tomorrow it's going to say that Lewis was coked out of his head."

• (William Fichtner) "f***ing black people, huh?"
• (Don Cheadle) "What did you just say?"
• (William Fichtner) "I mean, I know all the sociological reasons why, per capita eight times more black men are incarcerated than white men -- Schools are a disgrace, lack of opportunity, bias in the judicial system, all that stuff -- But still -- but still, it's -- it's gotta get to you, I mean, on a gut level, as a black man. They just can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar."

Don Cheadle as Graham

• (Don Cheadle) "Well, f*** you very much. But thanks for thinking of me."

• (Graham's Mother) "Did you find your brother?"
• (Don Cheadle) "No, Ma."
• (Graham's Mother) "Tell him to come home. Tell him I'm not mad, okay? Okay, baby?"

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Detective. Nice entrance."
• (Don Cheadle) "f*** you."
• (Don Cheadle) "Hey."
• (Unnamed) "You okay?"
• (Don Cheadle) "I'm freezing."
• (Unnamed) "s***. I heard it might snow."
• (Don Cheadle) "Get outta here."
• (Unnamed) "That's what I heard."
• (Don Cheadle) "You got a smoke?"
• (Unnamed) "Nah, quit."
• (Don Cheadle) "Yeah, me, too. What have you got?"
• (Unnamed) "Dead kid."

• (Don Cheadle) "I swear to you, Mom. I'll find whoever killed him."
• (Graham's Mother) "Oh, I already know who killed him. You did. I asked you to find your brother, but you were too busy for us. We weren't much good to you anymore, were we? You got things to do. You go ahead. I'll sign the papers."

• (Don Cheadle) "It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something."

• (Don Cheadle) "Mom, I can't talk to you right now, okay? I'm having sex with a white woman."
• (Don Cheadle) "OK, where were we?"
• (Jennifer Esposito) "I was white, and you were about to jerk off in the shower."
• (Don Cheadle) "Oh, s***. Come on. I would have said you were Mexican, but I don't think it would have pissed her off as much."
• (Jennifer Esposito) "Why do you keep everybody a certain distance, huh? What, you start to feel something and panic?"
• (Don Cheadle) "Come on, Maria. You're just pissed 'cause I answered the phone."
• (Jennifer Esposito) "That's just where I begin to get pissed. I mean, really, what kind of man speaks to his mother that way, huh?"
• (Don Cheadle) "Oh, this is about my mother. What do you know about my mother?"
• (Jennifer Esposito) "If I was your father, I'd kick your f***ing ass."
• (Don Cheadle) "OK, I was raised badly. Why don't you take your clothes off, get back into bed, and teach me a lesson?"
• (Jennifer Esposito) "You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico."
• (Don Cheadle) "Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?"

Loretta Devine as Shaniqua

• (Loretta Devine) "Ahh. Oh, my God. What the hell is wrong with you people? Uh-uh. Don't talk to me unless you speak American."

• (Loretta Devine) "Mr. Ryan, my name is Shaniqua Johnson. I believe we spoke last night."
• (Officer Ryan) "Yeah, I wanted to apologize. I haven't been too much sleep and my father's in a lot of pain."
• (Loretta Devine) "I'm sorry to hear that."
• (Officer Ryan) "The doctor he's seeing says he's got a urinary tract infection, but he's been taking this medicine for a month now and seems to be getting worse."
• (Loretta Devine) "And he's been back to see Dr. Roberts?"
• (Officer Ryan) "Between you and me, the man's an idiot."
• (Loretta Devine) "Really?"
• (Officer Ryan) "Well, no offense, but the doctor sees a hundred patients an hour, I think his nurses are doing most of the work."
• (Loretta Devine) "If your father is unhappy with Dr. Roberts he's welcome to see a doctor outside the network."
• (Officer Ryan) "And if this new doctor says it's not an infection and says it's his prostate and needs to be operated on, is it going to be covered?"
• (Loretta Devine) "Not unless Dr. Roberts authorizes it."
• (Officer Ryan) "Then what good is that going to do?"
• (Loretta Devine) "I'm sorry, there's nothing else I can do."
• (Officer Ryan) "You know what I can't do? I can't look at you without thinking about the five or six more qualified white men that didn't get your job."
• (Loretta Devine) "It's time for you to go."
• (Officer Ryan) "I'm saying this because I'm really hoping I'm wrong about you. I'm hoping someone like yourself, someone who has been given a helping hand might have a little compassion for someone else in a similar situation."

• (Loretta Devine) "Mr. Ryan, your father has been to the clinic three times in the last month. He's been treated for a urinary tract infection that is by no means an emergency. Now, if you have any more questions about your HMO plan, why don't you make an appointment to come in between ten and four, Monday through Friday."
• (Officer Ryan) "What does my father do about sleeping tonight?"
• (Loretta Devine) "I don't know. I'm not a Doctor."
• (Officer Ryan) "I wanna talk to your supervisor --"
• (Loretta Devine) "I am my supervisor."
• (Officer Ryan) "Yeah, what's your name?"
• (Loretta Devine) "Shaniqua Johnson."
• (Officer Ryan) "Shaniqua. Big f***ing surprise that is."
• (Loretta Devine) "Oh."

Kathleen York as Officer Hanson

• (Kathleen York) "Radio cheque two one L two three."
• (Unnamed) "Two one L two three. I'm hearing strange noises from your car."
• (Unnamed) "Likewise, twenty one, L. Is your mic open by any chance?"

• (Kathleen York) "I'm trying to help you."
• (Terrence Howard) "I didn't ask for your help, did I?"

• (Kathleen York) "I don't want to cause any problems lieutenant, I just want a new partner."
• (Keith David) "I understand, your partner is a racist prick, but you don't want to disturb any bad feelings for him."
• (Kathleen York) "Well, he's been on the force for a long time."
• (Keith David) "Seventeen years."
• (Kathleen York) "And I do have to work here, Sir."
• (Keith David) "So, you don't mind if there's a racist prick on the force, you just don't want him riding in your car?"
• (Kathleen York) "If you need me to go on record about this, I will."
• (Keith David) "That'd be great, write a full report. But I'm anxious to understand how an obvious bigot can go undetected for seventeen years, eleven of which he was under my personal supervision, which doesn't speak too highly of my managerial skills, but that's not your concern. I can't wait to read it."
• (Kathleen York) "What if i said I wanted a new partner for personal reasons?"
• (Keith David) "So now you're saying he's not a racist prick, you just don't like him?"
• (Kathleen York) "Yes, Sir."
• (Keith David) "That's not a good enough reason."
• (Kathleen York) "Then I should think of a better one and get back to you."
• (Keith David) "So, you think I'm asking you to make one up?"
• (Kathleen York) "No, Sir. I just can't think of one right now."
• (Keith David) "You want to know what I heard? I heard it was a case of uncontrollable flatulence."
• (Kathleen York) "You want me to say he has flatulence?"
• (Keith David) "Not him, you. You have uncontrollable flatulence and your too embarrassed to ride with anyone else. That's why your requesting a one man car."
• (Kathleen York) "I'm not comfortable with that, lieutenant."
• (Keith David) "I wouldn't be either, which is why I understand your need for privacy, just like I'm sure you understand how hard a black man must work to get to stay where I am in a racist organization like the LAPD, and how easily that can be taken away. That being said, it's your decision. You can put your career and mine on the line in pursuit of a just cause, or just admit to have an embarrassing problem of the personal nature."

• (Kathleen York) "Hey. Maybe they didn't tell you, but I've been reassigned."
• (Officer Ryan) "Yeah, they told me. I just wanted to say good luck and it was good riding with you."
• (Kathleen York) "You too."
• (Officer Ryan) "Wait 'till you've been on the job a few more years. Look at me."
• (Kathleen York) "Yeah."
• (Officer Ryan) "Look at me. Wait 'till you've been doing it a little longer."

Thandie Newton as Christine

• (Thandie Newton) "That's good. A little anger. It's a bit late, but it's nice to see."

• (Thandie Newton) "No, what I need is a husband who will not just stand there, while I'm being molested."

• (Thandie Newton) "I just couldn't stand to see that man take away your dignity."

• (Thandie Newton) "You're, right I have a lot to learn because I haven't quite learned how to shuck and jive, let me hear it again "thank you Mr. Po-lice man you sure mighty kind to us poor black folk, you be sure to let me know next time you finger f*** my wife.""

• (Thandie Newton) "f*** you, Cameron."
• (Thandie Newton) "And you, keep your filthy f***in' hands off me. Ow. You f***ing pig."
• (Terrence Howard) "Christine, just stop taking."
• (Officer Ryan) "That's quite a mouth you have."
• (Officer Ryan) "Course, you know that."
• (Thandie Newton) "f*** you. That's what this is all about, isn't it? You thought you saw a white woman blowing a black man, and that just drove your little cracker ass crazy."
• (Terrence Howard) "Christine, shut your f***in' mouth."
• (Officer Ryan) "I'd listen to your husband, Ma'am. Put your legs open. Now, do you have any guns or knives or anything I might get stuck with?"

Terrence Howard as Cameron

• (Terrence Howard) "Who are you calling?"
• (Thandie Newton) "I'm gonna report their asses, sons of bitches."

• (Officer Ryan) "Put your hands on top of your head, Ma'am."
• (Terrence Howard) "Now, you just do what he says."

• (Terrence Howard) "I mean, sooner or later, you gotta find out what it's really like to be black."
• (Thandie Newton) "Oh, f*** you man. Like you'd know. The closest you ever came to being black, Cameron, was watching "The Cosby Show"."
• (Terrence Howard) "Yeah, well, at least I wasn't watching it with the rest of the equestrian team."

• (Terrence Howard) "Look at me. You embarrass me. You embarrass yourself."

• (Terrence Howard) "What did you want me to do? Get us both shot?"

• (Terrence Howard) "You f***ing want me? Here I am you pig f***"
• (Officer Hill) "Face down on the ground spread your arms and legs"
• (Terrence Howard) "No you face down on the ground spread your arms and legs"
• (Officer Hill) "Don't come any closer, down on your knees"
• (Terrence Howard) "f*** you what are you going to do? Pull the f***ing trigger then"
• (Officer Hill) "On your knees now"
• (Terrence Howard) "You get on your knees and suck my mother f***ing dick while your down there"
• (Officer Hill) "Do I look like I'm f***ing joking with you?"
• (Terrence Howard) "You look like a f***ing joke to me"
• (Officer Hill) "This man is making threatening gestures"
• (Terrence Howard) "Threatening gestures? You want to see a threatening gesture? I got a threatening gesture for you"
• (Kathleen York) "I know this man"
• (Terrence Howard) "You don't f***ing know me"
• (Kathleen York) "You see what's happening here? Do you want to die here? Is that what you want? Because these guys are going to shoot you and the way your acting they'll be completely f***ing justified"
• (Terrence Howard) "f*** you"
• (Kathleen York) "f*** me? I'm not the one whose f***ed here you're the one who's f***ed here because it's not going to be my head blown off and onto that man's patio"
• (Terrence Howard) "What do you want from me?"
• (Kathleen York) "Unless you think your wife is going to be better off with a husband who has a bloody stump for a head I want you to sit down on the curb and put your hands on your head and do nothing until I speak with these officers"
• (Terrence Howard) "I'm not sitting on the curb and putting my hands on my head for nobody"
• (Kathleen York) "Then stand where you are and keep your hands in plain sight can you do that?"
• (Terrence Howard) "I can do that"
• (Kathleen York) "I told this man to stand where he is and keep his hands in plain sight"
• (Officer Hill) "This man better be related to you by blood because this is f***ing nuts"
• (Kathleen York) "I need this favor you can check the guy's license his got no priors no warrants I need to let him go with a "warning""
• (Officer Hill) "What kind of f***ing "warning"?"

Jennifer Esposito as Ria

• (Jennifer Esposito) "Graham, I think we got rear ended. I think we spun around twice, and somewhere in there, one of us lost our frame of reference. And I'm going to look for it."

• (Motorcycle Cop) "Calm down, ma'am."
• (Kim Lee) "I am calm."
• (Motorcycle Cop) "I need to see your registration and insurance."
• (Kim Lee) "Why? Not my fault. It's her fault. She do this."
• (Jennifer Esposito) "My fault?"
• (Motorcycle Cop) "Ma'am, you really need to wait in your vehicle."
• (Jennifer Esposito) "My fault?"
• (Kim Lee) "Stop in the middle of street. Mexicans. No know how to drive. She blake too fast."
• (Jennifer Esposito) "I "blake" too fast? I "blake" too fast? I'm sorry, you no see my "blake lights"?"
• (Motorcycle Cop) "Ma'am --"
• (Jennifer Esposito) "See, I stop when I see long line of cars stop in front of me. Maybe you see over steering wheel, you "blake" too."
• (Motorcycle Cop) "Ma'am --"
• (Jennifer Esposito) "Officer, can you please write down in your report how shocked I am to be hit by an Asian driver?"

Sandra Bullock as Jean

• (Sandra Bullock) "Do you want to hear something funny?"
• (Maria) "What's that Mrs. Jean?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "You're the best friend I've got."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I sent her out for groceries and that was two hours ago, you go through six housekeepers a year. I'm not snapping at you I am angry at the police Rick, at Maria at the dry cleaners who destroyed another blouse today, at the gardener who keeps over watering the lawn. I just thought that I would wake up today and I would feel better but I was still mad and I realized and it had nothing to do with my car being stolen. I wake up like this every morning."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I want the locks changed again in the morning."
• (Brendan Fraser) "You what? Look, why don't you just go lie down, huh? Have you checked on James?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well of course I've checked on James. I've checked on him every five minutes since we've been home. Do not patronize me. I want the locks changed again in the morning."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Shhh. It's ok. Just go to bed, all right?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "You know what, didn't I just tell you not to treat me like a child?"
• (Maria) "I'm sorry Mrs. Jean. It's okay? -- I go home now?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "It's fine. Thank you very much for staying Maria."
• (Maria) "You're welcome. No problem. Goodnight Mrs. Jean."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Goodnight."
• (Brendan Fraser) "We'll see you tomorrow."
• (Sandra Bullock) "I would like the locks changed again in the morning. And you know what, you might mention that next time we'd appreciate it if they didn't send a gang member --"
• (Brendan Fraser) "A gang member?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Yes, yes."
• (Brendan Fraser) "What do you mean? That kid in there?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Yes. The guy in there with the shaved head, the pants around his ass, the prison tattoos."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Those are not prison tattoos."
• (Sandra Bullock) "Oh really? And he's not gonna go sell our key to one of his gang banger friends the moment he is out our door?"
• (Brendan Fraser) "You've had a really tough night. I think it would be best if you just went upstairs right now and --"
• (Sandra Bullock) "And what? Wait for them to break in?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "I just had a gun pointed in my face."
• (Brendan Fraser) "You lower you voice."
• (Sandra Bullock) "-- and it was my fault because I knew it was gonna happen. But if a white person sees two black men walking towards her and she turns and walks in the other direction, she's a racist, right?"
• (Sandra Bullock) "Well I got scared and I didn't say anything and ten seconds later I had a"
• (Sandra Bullock) "gun in my face. Now I am telling you, your amigo in there is gonna sell our key to one of his homies and this time it'd be really f***ing great if you acted like you actually gave a s***."

• (Sandra Bullock) "I am angry all the time -- and I don't know why."

Bahar Soomekh as Dorri

• (Gun Store Owner) "Andy, get him out of here now."
• (Bahar Soomekh) "Go, wait in the car."
• (Shaun Toub) "You are ignorant man."
• (Gun Store Owner) "I'm ignorant. You're liberating my country, and I'm flying seven four sevens into your mud huts and incinerating my friends. Get the f*** out of my store."

Michael Peña as Daniel

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Marina Sirtis as Shereen

• (Marina Sirtis) "They think we're Arab. When did Persian become Arab?"

Brendan Fraser as Rick

• (Brendan Fraser) "f***. Why do these guys have to be black? I mean, why? No matter how we spin this thing, I'm either gonna lose the black vote or I'm gonna lose the law and order vote."
• (Nona Gaye) "You know, I think you're worrying too much. You have a lot of support in the black community."
• (Brendan Fraser) "All right. If we can't duck this thing, we're gonna have to neutralize it. What we need is a picture of me pinning a medal on a black man. Bruce? The firefighter; the one that saved the camp or something; Northridge -- what's his name?"
• (Bruce) "He's Iraqi."
• (Brendan Fraser) "He's Iraqi? Well, he looks black."
• (Bruce) "He's dark-skinned, sir, but he's Iraqi, his name's Saddam Hassif."
• (Brendan Fraser) "Saddam? His name's Saddam? Oh, that's real good, Bruce. Yeah, I'm gonna pin a medal on an Iraqi named Saddam. Give yourself a raise, will you?"

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