Crime Aid Quotes

Crime Aid is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Crime Aid completed its run in 1970.

Crime Aid Quotes

• (Oscar Martinez) "So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, we have to spend more money on things we don't want."
• (Angela Martin) "Who would ever come to this?"
• (Michael Scott) "I don't know, it could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be -- uh, old person. I could be a looky-loo. Or, it could be -- a Bruce Springsteen fan. What? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes, without saying -- Bear with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady, it seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy. There's really something going on --"
• (Jim Halpert) "Do you need us for any of this?"
• (Michael Scott) "-- Do I?"

• (Michael Scott) "And welcome to Crime Aid. "Crime reduces innocence, makes everyone angry, I declare.""

• (Michael Scott) "Oh my god, what happened?"
• (Jim Halpert) "We were robbed last night."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Bravo, Watson. Looks like a classic seven-man job. Okay, security tapes were stolen. Motives: financial, or possibly vintage HP computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out -- and that's all we have."

• (Angela Martin) "I've never felt safe here."
• (Andy Bernard) "You're always safe with me, I'm a very good screamer."

• (Michael Scott) "In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me, I'll know for sure."

• (Creed Bratton) "No one steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton."

• (Michael Scott) "So when can I see you again?"
• (Holly Flax) "Tonight, I'm free tonight. Is that too eager? I don't care, I'm free tonight."
• (Michael Scott) "Ok. Oh wait, oh, tonight's no good. Because I'm busy taking you out."
• (Holly Flax) "Oh I just remembered, I can't tonight."
• (Michael Scott) "Why?"
• (Holly Flax) "I'm going out with you."
• (Michael Scott) "Wow. Oh, wait a second. Oh, I can't tonight. What -- no? Ok, too many times."

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