Criminal Minds (season 14) Quotes

Criminal Minds is a television show that first aired in 2018 on CBS. Criminal Minds stopped airing in 2019.

Criminal Minds lasted 15 episodes.

The cast includes: Daniel Henney as Man, Matthew Gray Gubler as Dr. Spencer Reid, Karen David as Special Agent Derek Morgan, Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness as Garcia, and James Urbaniak as Special Agent Jason Gideon.

Criminal Minds Quotes

Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "That's him."
• (Elle Greenway) "THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother?"
• (Jennifer "JJ" Jareau) "Sorry, I just don't see it."
• (Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner) "Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives --"
• (Sean Hotchner) "You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron."
• (Jennifer "JJ" Jareau) "Now, I can see it --"

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password."
• (Derek Morgan) "I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius."
• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Rainmaker, how wet do you want it?"

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "All hail the goddess of information."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Oracle of Quantico; speak if you deign to hear truth."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Office of Unfettered Omniscience; how may I help you, O fortunate one?"

• (Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner) "How's it having Gideon around?"
• (Kirsten Vangsness) "You can have him back whenever you would like."

James Urbaniak as Special Agent Jason Gideon

• (James Urbaniak) "Confucius once said, "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.""

Karen David as Special Agent Derek Morgan

• (Karen David) "So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors."
• (Karen David) "Right."

Daniel Henney as Man

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