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Crocodile Dundee II Quotes

Crocodile Dundee II is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Crocodile Dundee II ended in 1970.

It features John Cornell as producer, Peter Best (composer) in charge of musical score, and Russell Boyd as head of cinematography.

Crocodile Dundee II is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Crocodile Dundee II is 112 minutes long. Crocodile Dundee II is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Linda Kozlowski as Sue, Paul Hogan as Mick, Ernie Dingo as Charlie, Hechter Ubarry as Rico, John Meillon as Walt, Gerry Skilton as Nugget, Alec Wilson as Denning, Steve Rackman as Donk, and Linda Kozlowski as Sue Charlton.

Crocodile Dundee II Quotes

Paul Hogan as Mick

  • (Paul Hogan) "Just out of curiosity, why would you want to; - pssshhheeewwwww?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Wanna give me some help?"
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Would Bonnie say no to Clyde?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Who?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Now we're all on foot. That makes us even."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Seven to two is "even"?"
  • (Ledge Suicider) "I'm about to throw myself off this building."
  • (Paul Hogan) "You could kill yourself."
  • (Ledge Suicider) "That's the whole idea."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Oh, ah, right. I'll just wait till you're finished."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on me lunch break."
  • (Paul Hogan) "What did you do last night?"
  • (Punk) "We didn't do nothing. We was here all night."
  • (Paul Hogan) "That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing." Or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress." At the very least you can come watch me get my head blown off."
  • (Punk) "What are ya chances?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Fair."
  • (Punk) "What are your chances of getting out of here with that jacket on?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Better than average."

Linda Kozlowski as Sue

  • (Doris) "Tell me, Sue, what is Mick like in bed?"
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "I dunno, he still sleeps on the floor."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Do you know where they are?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Yeah. About 500 yards that way, over that ridge."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "How do you know that?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Can't you smell it?"
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Their sweat?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Wally's aftershave."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "There's nothing wrong with the food, it's the company."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "You shot Walter."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Yeah. It was the only thing I could think of to save his life."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Mick; be careful. This isn't a game."
  • (Paul Hogan) "It is to me."

Gerry Skilton as Nugget

  • (Gerry Skilton) "I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?"
  • (Alec Wilson) "You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate."
  • (Gerry Skilton) "Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk."
  • (Alec Wilson) "Got a what?"
  • (Steve Rackman) "Donk."

Hechter Ubarry as Rico

  • (Hechter Ubarry) "Get some sleep. Gonna be a long day tomorrow."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Yeah. And it' ll be a long night, too."
  • (Hechter Ubarry) "This Dundee likes to play games, huh, Miguel? Maybe we show him some good games when it gets light."

John Meillon as Walt

  • (John Meillon) "Are you really enjoying that?"
  • (Diamond) "Nah; needs garlic."
  • (John Meillon) "You know, some people say that he talks to the animals. The aborigines call him Jabba-Jahda-Ah-Der-Ahd, which means The Crocodile Who Walks Like a Man."
  • (Hechter Ubarry) "If what you say is true, it's lucky we brought the Kryptonite."
  • (John Meillon) "You want me to lead them to Jaba Point?"

Ernie Dingo as Charlie

  • (Ernie Dingo) "Mick's bloody lucky you can't shoot straight, Wal."
  • (Ernie Dingo) "No, mate, we just hold them."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "What did he say?"
  • (Ernie Dingo) "He wants to know if we're allowed to eat these men."
  • (Ernie Dingo) "If Mick want his clothes back, he can climb down there and get it his bloody self."

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