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Crocodile Dundee Quotes

Crocodile Dundee is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Crocodile Dundee stopped airing in 1970.

It features John Cornell as producer, Peter Best (composer) in charge of musical score, and Russell Boyd as head of cinematography.

Crocodile Dundee is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Crocodile Dundee is 104 minutes long. Crocodile Dundee is distributed by Hoyts.

The cast includes: Paul Hogan as Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee, Linda Kozlowski as Sue Charlton, Mark Blum as Richard Mason, David Gulpilil as Neville Bell, John Meillon as Walter Reilly, Rik Colitti as Ida, and Steve Rackman as Donk.

Crocodile Dundee Quotes

Linda Kozlowski as Sue Charlton

  • (Linda Kozlowski) "That croc was going to eat me alive."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Good night, Mick."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Legend has it a crocodile took half your leg off."
  • (Paul Hogan) "--"
  • (Paul Hogan) "More like a love bite really. Here ya are, enough about me leg. Let me tell you about the rest of me. "Up North in the Never-Never, where the land is harsh and bare, lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee"
  • (Paul Hogan) "who can dance like Fred Astaire"."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "There's a TV over there if you get bored."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Oh, yeah; - I remember television from way back. I saw it at a buddy's house one time."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Yup; - that's what I saw that time."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "How does he find his way in the dark?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "He "thinks" his way. A lot of people believe that they're telepathic."
  • (David Gulpilil) "OOOOh, God, I hate the bush."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Oh, Christ, it's like living with Davy Crockett."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "People go to a psychiatrist to talk about their problems. She just needed to unload them. You know, bring them out in the open."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Hasn't she got any mates?"
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "You're right. I guess we could all use more mates. I suppose you don't have any shrinks at Walkabout Creek."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Nah; - back there, if you got a problem, you tell Wally. And he tells everyone in town -- brings it out in the open -- no more problem."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Is it dead?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Well, if it isn't, it'll be a helluva job skinning the bastard."

Paul Hogan as Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee

  • (Paul Hogan) "For a minute there, uh, "room-service" took on a whole new meaning."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Two beers, Ida. One for me, and one for me mate."
  • (Rik Colitti) "One for your mate. Ya mad bugger."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."
  • (Teenage Mugger) "You got a light, buddy?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Yeah, sure kid."
  • (Teenage Mugger) "And your wallet."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Mick, give him your wallet."
  • (Paul Hogan) "What for?"
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "He's got a knife."
  • (Paul Hogan) "That's not a knife."
  • (Paul Hogan) "THAT's a knife."
  • (Teenage Mugger) "s***."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Just kids having fun. You all right?"
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee."
  • (Paul Hogan) "How do you like your goanna? Medium? Well done?"
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "You don't really expect me to eat that?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Yeah, its great. Yeah, try some of these yams, try the grubs and the sugar ants. Just bite the end off, they're really sweet. Black fellas love 'em."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "What about you, aren't you having any?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Me?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "-- Well, you can live on it, but it taste like s***."
  • (Paul Hogan) "If I give my heart to you --"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Then I'll have none and you'll have two --"
  • (Paul Hogan) "I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Of course it took me a week to crawl this far. I thought I was a goner. I said to meself, "Mick old son, find yourself a nice comfortable spot and lay down and die"."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Weren't you afraid?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Of dying? Nah. I read The Bible once. You know God and Jesus and all them apostles? They were all fishermen, just like me. Yeah, straight to heaven for Mick Dundee. Yep, me and God, we'd be mates."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Bloody Wally. He's only been here a dozen times. He's probably lost."
  • (Paul Hogan) "I was sorta married once; - nice girl, good cook, biiig chest. Then I went walkabout, and when I came back, she'd gone."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "How long were you gone?"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Couple of months."
  • (John Meillon) "Try eighteen."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "And she didn't wait? Humph; strange girl."
  • (Paul Hogan) "Yeah."

David Gulpilil as Neville Bell

  • (David Gulpilil) "Ah, Mick. You frightened s*** out of me."
  • (Paul Hogan) "So I oughta, mate. Sneaking up on a man when he's rendering first aid to a lady."
  • (David Gulpilil) "Ah, is that what you were doing?"
  • (David Gulpilil) "Oh no, you can't take my photograph."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away."
  • (David Gulpilil) "No, you got lens-cap on it."

John Meillon as Walter Reilly

  • (John Meillon) "Right, well, ah. 'Till Wednesday. Cheerio"
  • (Paul Hogan) "Wednesday"
  • (Paul Hogan) "What's today, Wal?"
  • (John Meillon) "Monday"
  • (John Meillon) "Doesn't know. Doesn't care. Heh. Lucky Bastard."
  • (John Meillon) "Got the photo, Mick; - I look GREAT. Ida sends love. Oh; - Donk wants to say a word to you."
  • (Steve Rackman) "Mick; - get stuffed ."

Mark Blum as Richard Mason

  • (Mark Blum) "New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people."
  • (Paul Hogan) "That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth."
  • (Mark Blum) "Take care now."
  • (Linda Kozlowski) "Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker."

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