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Cry-Baby Quotes

Cry-Baby is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Cry-Baby ended its run in 1970.

It features Rachel Talalay as producer, Patrick Williams (composer) in charge of musical score, and David Insley as head of cinematography.

Cry-Baby is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cry-Baby is 85 minutes long. Cry-Baby is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Johnny Depp as Cry-Baby, Amy Locane as Allison, Kim McGuire as Hatchet-Face, Traci Lords as Wanda, Kim McGuire as Hatchet Face, Ricki Lake as Pepper, Susan Tyrrell as Ramona Rickettes, Johnny Depp as Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker, Darren E. Burrows as Milton Hackett, Kim Webb as Lenora Frigid, and Stephen Mailer as Baldwin.

Cry-Baby Quotes

Darren E. Burrows as Milton Hackett

  • (Darren E. Burrows) "Allison Vernon-Williams, the decision is yours --"
  • (Uncle Belvedere Rickettes) "You sang with the squares, now sing with the drape."
  • (Stephen Mailer) "We'll get married and live in Suburbia. I love you Allison"
  • (Amy Locane) "I don't want to hurt you Baldwin."
  • (Kim Webb) "I had my baby. Isn't he cute? I'm a square now. Wave to Allison."
  • (Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother) "You may be a square Lenora, but you're still a tramp."
  • (Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother) "Allison, pick the man who loves you the most."
  • (Darren E. Burrows) "Looks like somebody lost their laundry."
  • (Kim Webb) "Hello Cry-Baby. You've scorched me, man."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Later, Lenora."
  • (Kim Webb) "But Cry-baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Well, I'm solo, sugar."
  • (Kim Webb) "Wanna see these gunboats? I give, Cry-baby. I give bare second on the first date."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Use your mentality and cool down."
  • (Traci Lords) "Yeah, Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothin'."
  • (Kim McGuire) "Better watch it, bozo. You might catch a cold."
  • (Ricki Lake) "My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap."

Traci Lords as Wanda

  • (Traci Lords) "You wanna learn about America, Inga? In America, we like boys. We like hot boys. Boys with roaming hands and rushing fingers."
  • (Wanda's mother) "Wanda honey, want some Ovaltine?"
  • (Inga) "Ja, ja, ja."
  • (Traci Lords) "Yeah, I'm just a bebop baby, and I don't take nothing from no one. See ya later, daddy-os. Have a cool Yule and a frantic First."
  • (Wanda's Father) "Hi, Wanda honey."
  • (Wanda's mother) "You were on the radio."
  • (Traci Lords) "Would you just get me the f*** out of here?"
  • (Wanda's mother) "What's "f***" mean, Hector?"
  • (Wanda's Father) "Oh, Maggie, it's just a teen nonsense word Wanda uses to make herself feel all grown-up."
  • (Wanda's mother) "Your Honor, could we take Wanda the f*** home?"
  • (Traci Lords) "Think Cry-Baby's got blue balls for the chick?"
  • (Kim McGuire) "Allison's a square, Wanda. Cry-Baby don't dig squares."
  • (Ricki Lake) "No, she's a scrape; part square, part drape. I think she's pretty."
  • (Wanda's mother) "Hi Kids. Remember, always look both ways before crossing."
  • (Traci Lords) "Mother."

Amy Locane as Allison

  • (Amy Locane) "It's really wild, but I'm-I'm afraid that I'm not gonna fit in here. You know, with your friends, and stuff."
  • (Johnny Depp) "You're cool, Allison. You just look square. Underneath it all, I think you're really hep."
  • (Kim McGuire) "Well, what have we here?"
  • (Traci Lords) "The first square to ever set foot in Turkey Point."
  • (Ricki Lake) "Hey fine mama, welcome to the Jukebox Jamboree."
  • (Johnny Depp) "These are the Cry-Baby girls. That's Wanda."
  • (Traci Lords) "Dig it, babe. You need a new look."
  • (Kim McGuire) "Don't you got tits? Stick 'em out, for God's sake."
  • (Johnny Depp) "That's Hatchet-face. She don't mean no harm."
  • (Ricki Lake) "The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns: our bazooms are our weapons."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Now, Pepper's pregnant, but she can fight like a man."
  • (Traci Lords) "I wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt."
  • (Ricki Lake) "Hey girls, what do you think? Let's give Allison here a bad girl beauty makeover. You game?"
  • (Amy Locane) "Sure. Think I got what it takes?"
  • (Ricki Lake) "Whoa ho ho."
  • (Johnny Depp) "You got it, Allison. You got it raw."
  • (Amy Locane) "Mommy and Daddy took separate planes for safety, you know, in case one plane crashed, I'd still have a living parent. But Cry Baby, both planes crashed and I never saw my parents alive again."
  • (Amy Locane) "Oh, Crybaby, your fingers feel so good."
  • (Johnny Depp) "I've been saving it up for a girl like you."
  • (Amy Locane) "What's the matter, Cry-Baby?"
  • (Johnny Depp) "Everything's the matter."
  • (Amy Locane) "It's just the thunderstorm. Heat lightening. It's sexy."
  • (Johnny Depp) "It's not sexy. Electricity makes me insane."
  • (Amy Locane) "I'm so tired of being good."

Johnny Depp as Cry-Baby

  • (Johnny Depp) "I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am."
  • (Johnny Depp) "# The woman want a Cadillac, she don't want no man / I used to have a woman, said she loved me so #"
  • (Johnny Depp) "I had my first cigarette before I could walk / And I was strumming this guitar before I could talk, Cause I'm the King."
  • (Amy Locane) "King Cry Baby."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Yeah, I'm the King."
  • (Amy Locane) "King Cry Baby."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Oh, I'm the King."
  • (Amy Locane) "King Cry Baby."
  • (Johnny Depp) "A King Cry Baby with a tear in my eye / If you mess with the King you're gonna cry, baby, cry, baby, cry, baby, cry."
  • (Johnny Depp) "# Well I ain't here 'cause I drive too fast. / And I'm too young to have a criminal past. / Some good behavior would be alright / But I don't seem to qualify. / I'm just out for a little fun / But I'm guilty until I'm twenty one / I guess I'm doing time for being young #"
  • (Johnny Depp) "You'll be Queen, and I'll be your King / But if you leave my hive you're gonna feel my sting. / Cause you're my Queen."
  • (Amy Locane) "You're the King."
  • (Amy Locane) "A king Queen."
  • (Johnny Depp) "A King cry baby with my Queen by my side."
  • (Amy Locane) "And if you mess with us man, you're gonna cry, baby, cry, baby, cry, baby, cry."
  • (Johnny Depp) "That's right, Allison. My father was the "Alphabet Bomber." He may have been crazy, but he was my pop. Only one I ever had."
  • (Amy Locane) "God. I heard about the Alphabet Bomber. Bombs exploding in the -- in the airport and barber shop --"
  • (Johnny Depp) "That's right. All in alphabetical order. Car wash -- drug store -- I used to lay in my crib and hear him scream in his sleep -- "A,B,C,D,E,F,G -- BOOM. BOOM.""
  • (Amy Locane) "But your mom --"
  • (Johnny Depp) "My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake, but they fried her too."
  • (Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys) "What's that on your face blubber boy? A booger?"
  • (Johnny Depp) "Are you blind? It's a lonely tear drop."
  • (Hateful Guard at Maryland Training School for Boys) "Now, ain't that cute? It oughta go real good with your new haircut."
  • (Johnny Depp) "I ain't gettin' no haircut."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Kiss me. Kiss me hard."
  • (Amy Locane) "I've never given a French kiss before."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Watch, it's easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy."
  • (Amy Locane) "I won't get mononucleosis, will I?"
  • (Johnny Depp) "Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up. But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had."
  • (Amy Locane) "But Cry-Baby, who was that girl? Why didn't you tell me you already had a lady friend?"
  • (Johnny Depp) "That Lenora ain't nothing to me. I swear on my daddy's grave. I'm burning inside to touch you, baby."
  • (Johnny Depp) "I can sing pretty good."
  • (Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother) "'Well,' not 'good.' Haven't you ever heard of the English language?"

Susan Tyrrell as Ramona Rickettes

  • (Uncle Belvedere Rickettes) "Today's a special day for me and your grandmother. We've been together ten whole years."
  • (Susan Tyrrell) "I'm just so proud of all my drape children. Oh Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash."
  • (Traci Lords) "I wish you and Belvedere were my parents."
  • (Susan Tyrrell) "Now Milton, boy, you are everything a man should be: you're young, stupid, and -- mean."
  • (Darren E. Burrows) "We're gonna play some cool music for you tonight, Ramona."
  • (Susan Tyrrell) "And Hatchet-face, oh honey. You're just like me. Now, you put the T in tough. So hard you could've been eating nails for breakfast. But that's the way a woman's got to be these days."
  • (Kim McGuire) "I'd kick a square's ass for you in a minute, Mrs. Rickettes."
  • (Susan Tyrrell) "Oh, this is the best gang my grandson could ever have."

Stephen Mailer as Baldwin

  • (Stephen Mailer) "Allison. They beat me and kicked me -- all because I love you."
  • (Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother) "Baldwin, please be a gentleman and call off this race. It's too dangerous."
  • (Stephen Mailer) "Mrs. Vernon-Williams, you were born a square and you're gonna die a square. You're coming with me."
  • (Stephen Mailer) "Chicken."
  • (Stephen Mailer) "We're squares, Allison, and squares got to stick together."
  • (Amy Locane) "Yeah, but Drapes are people too. They just look different."
  • (Stephen Mailer) "You think you're a big man, Cry-Baby, but you're lower than your dead father. And guess who pulled the switch on that jerk? My grandpappy, that's who. And every Christmas since, my whole family gathers together and he retells the story of the day he electrocuted your daddy, and we just laugh."
  • (Kim McGuire) "Let me punch his ugly face."
  • (Johnny Depp) "It's okay, Hatchet. You're beautiful, baby. But I'll take care of this maggot. Do you know how to play the automobile game called Chicken?"
  • (Stephen Mailer) "Sure. My car and your jalopy. We head toward one other at full speed. First one to turn the wheel before we smash is a chicken."
  • (The Judge) "Is that legal?"
  • (Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother) "Stop this insanity."
  • (Johnny Depp) "I got some new rules, sucker. How 'bout you and me on top of the car?"
  • (Stephen Mailer) "I'm man enough, you big cry baby."
  • (Johnny Depp) "That's "Mr. Baby" to you. Fellas of the press, this chicken race tonight is for my daddy. And I'd like to sing something in his memory. Something hill-billy -- something colored."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Something my daddy would have loved."

Kim Webb as Lenora Frigid

  • (Kim Webb) "Boy, do I have a story for you."
  • (Unnamed) "How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent?"
  • (Johnny Depp) "It feels good, man. I've never been so happy in my life."
  • (Johnny Depp) "Lenora, you filthy hag. I wouldn't let you shine my boots. Allison's my girl. A-L-L-I-S-O-N fellas."
  • (Unnamed) "When did he propose?"
  • (Kim Webb) "Just last night. You see, I'm pregnant with his child. Well, you know that Cry-baby is an orphan. He wants his baby to have a real family -- the family that he himself never had."

Ricki Lake as Pepper

  • (Ricki Lake) "Don't go flip out mamma."
  • (Kim McGuire) "Yeah. Sometimes shook up old ladies --"
  • (Kim McGuire) "GET CUT."
  • (Ricki Lake) "That's my little snare drum."
  • (Susie Q, Pepper Walker's Daughter) "And, Ma, I swiped six hubcaps like a big girl."

Kim McGuire as Hatchet-Face

  • (The Judge) "By the way, that's a shame about your face."
  • (Kim McGuire) "There's nothing the matter with my face. I got character."

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