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Cupid (1998 TV series) Quotes

Cupid is a television show that was first aired in 1998 on American Broadcasting Company. Cupid ended its run in 1999.

Cupid lasted 15 (1 unaired) episodes. It features Jeremy Piven as producer. Cupid is executive produced by Scott Winant. Cupid is created by Rob Thomas (writer).

Cupid is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cupid is 60 minutes long. Cupid is produced by Mandalay Entertainment and distributed by Sony Pictures Television.

The cast includes: Jeremy Piven as Trevor Hale, Daniel Bryant as Laurence, Jeffrey Vincent Parise as Nick, Jeffrey D. Sams as Champ, and Paula Marshall as Dr. Claire Allen.

Cupid Quotes

Jeremy Piven as Trevor Hale

  • (Jeremy Piven) "Make a move. Get in the game. You gonna get hurt? Have a beautiful train wreck."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "I hardly ever do those midnight sacrifices of small animals. I can't get the otter blood out of my coffee table."
  • (nm0005191Claire Allen) "If we are sharing the bed we sleep head to toe."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "What's the point, all the interlocking parts still align."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "No idea what you just said, but it turns me on. We can agree on things if you just say things I like, just like that."
  • (Paula Marshall) "How is it we're always fighting, then?"
  • (Jeremy Piven) "Well, you say something, I disagree, wittily, and then you retort with a modicum of disdain. Then you do a little thrust and parry, thrust, parry, parry, Matthew Perry, Gaylord Perry, Sheri Perry, Perry Mason, Luke Perry, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, parry --"
  • (Paula Marshall) "I mean WHY, Trevor."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "Because we disagree fundamentally on everything and you do this great little turn with your mouth when you get angry. You go like this:"
  • (Jeremy Piven) "."
  • (Paula Marshall) "Can we just stop there while I'm still perceiving that a compliment?"
  • (Jeremy Piven) "She's not getting older, she's getting bitter."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "Ooh. Look at this towel. I have a little rule. If you can't identify the stain, then you don't dry off with it."

Jeffrey D. Sams as Champ

  • (Jeffrey D. Sams) "Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing but love for the mentally deranged --"

Jeffrey Vincent Parise as Nick

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Daniel Bryant as Laurence

  • (Daniel Bryant) "Cowboy Erwin up there is repressing a memory of a milking gone bad."

Paula Marshall as Dr. Claire Allen

  • (Unnamed) "Nice guys do finish last."
  • (Paula Marshall) "Oh -- , I'm sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "No. You're not hearing me. Nice guys finish last."

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