Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Curb Your Enthusiasm is a Cringe comedy that debuted in 2000 on HBO. Curb Your Enthusiasm ended its run in 1970.

Curb Your Enthusiasm lasted 9 seasons and 90 (plus 60-minute special) episodes. It features Luciano Michelini as theme composer. Curb Your Enthusiasm is executive produced by Larry David. Curb Your Enthusiasm is created by Larry David.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm is 26-58 minutes long. Curb Your Enthusiasm is produced by HBO and distributed by Warner Bros. Television.

The cast includes: Larry David as Man, and Cheryl David as Cheryl.

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Cheryl David as Cheryl

• (Nat David) "He doesn't know what he's doing."
• (Cheryl's Mom) "He really doesn't."
• (Cheryl David) "No, he's --"
• (Larry) "What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not -- whereof he -- ""
• (Rabbi) "Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible."
• (Larry) "" -- he speaks not? -- ""
• (Rabbi) "Just, just don't try --"
• (Larry) "" -- forked tongue? -- He knows not whereof he -- whence he speaks? -- ""
• (Cheryl's Mom) "Okay."
• (Nat David) "Larry -- if you could be quiet."

• (Larry) "You don't work. You're unemployed."
• (Cheryl David) "Loving you is my job, Larry."

• (Cheryl David) "Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members."
• (Susie Greene) "Ah, eh --"
• (Larry) "It's -- pretty."
• (Cheryl David) "I think they're taking new members, and it's a beautiful country club --"
• (Susie Greene) "All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three f***in' Jews in the whole club, okay? It's not for us. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city --"
• (Cheryl David) "Okay, you know what? I fit in with you guys all the time, for years I've been going to your thing, so --"
• (Larry) "How am I even gonna get by in the interview?"
• (Susie Greene) "This one would stick out like a sore f***in' thumb, this Jewface over here."
• (Larry) "Oh, I'm more of a Jewface than you ?"
• (Susie Greene) "Hey, f*** you, Larry, okay? I didn't get us into this predicament."
• (Larry) "I'm much more gentiley than you are."

• (Cheryl David) "Why would you do that?"

• (Larry) "We're going to put sweet potatoes on the menu -- because you can't find sweet potatoes anywhere else, have you noticed that."
• (Cheryl David) "Oh, everyone's noticed that."

• (Cheryl David) "Are those from your mistress and you just haven't told me?"
• (Larry) "I wish."
• (Cheryl David) "Did you give him a five thousand dollar tip?"

• (Unnamed) "f***head s***face cocksucker asshole son of a bitch."
• (Larry David) "Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that."
• (Larry David) "Scum-sucking motherf***ing whore."
• (Jeff Greene) "Cock. Cock. Jism. Grandma. Cock."
• (Michael York) "Bum. f***, turd, fart -- c***, piss, s***, bugger and balls."
• (Restaurant Manager) "Dammit -- hell -- crap -- sssssss***."
• (Cheryl David) "Ya god**** motherf***in' bitch."
• (Susie Greene) "f*** you, you car wash c***. I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT."
• (Cheryl's Dad) "Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing. Rimjob."
• (Richard Lewis) "p***** pig f***er."
• (Jeff Greene's Dad) "Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O."

• (Cheryl David) "I thought you didn't like talking to people."
• (Larry David) "I don't like talking to -- to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with."

• (Larry) "What's the level of anger here? What am I dealing with?"
• (Cheryl David) "Well, I'd have to say at least an 8.7."
• (Larry) "8.7? That's not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9."
• (Cheryl David) "It was a 9. Then you broke that lamp, and the crazy woman screamed at you, and it got you some pity points."
• (Larry) "Pity points. That's fabulous, I love pity points. But how can I get to a 7? I know a 6 is out of the question, but is there any way I can get to a 7?"

• (Larry David) "Have you ever played telephone before? You don't even know how to play telephone, do you?"
• (Cheryl David) "I do know how to play telephone."
• (Larry David) "Oh, do you?"
• (Cheryl David) "Yeah, but I usually play the "G" version. It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane.""
• (Larry David) "The kid didn't say "Susie lives down the lane," he said "I love tits.""

• (Cheryl David) "Actually, this weekend is the big NRDC benefit we've been working on for months, Alanis Morisette is going to be there --"
• (Wanda) "Why don't we just call the terrorists and ask them to pick a weekend more suitable for you?"

Larry David as Man

• (Larry David) "What are you doing there?"
• (Larry David) "A little plumbing."
• (Larry David) "A little plumbing. Got to plumb. Plumb the depths. The depths of hell."

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