D.E.B.S. (2004 film) Quotes

D.E.B.S. (2004 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . D.E.B.S. ended its run in 1970.

It features Andrea Sperling, and Jasmine Kosovic as producer, Steven M. Stern in charge of musical score, and M. David Mullen as head of cinematography.

D.E.B.S. (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of D.E.B.S. (2004 film) is 92 minutes long. D.E.B.S. (2004 film) is distributed by Samuel Goldwyn Films.

The cast includes: Jordana Brewster as Lucy, Sara Foster as Amy, Devon Aoki as Dominique, Jill Ritchie as Janet, Meagan Good as Max, Jimmi Simpson as Scud, Jessica Cauffiel as Ninotchka, and Holland Taylor as Mrs. Peatree.

D.E.B.S. (2004 film) Quotes

Jill Ritchie as Janet

• (Jill Ritchie) "Please don't smoke. Please?"
• (Jill Ritchie) "Tell her not to smoke."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Guys. There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic."
• (Meagan Good) "This is bulls***."
• (Jill Ritchie) "This could not get any worse."
• (Meagan Good) "See? Trap."

• (Jill Ritchie) "Oh, my God. She almost kissed you. You almost let her."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "You owe me fifty bucks."

• (Jill Ritchie) "Have you seen my gun?"

• (Jill Ritchie) "Oh my god. She almost kissed you. And you almost let her."
• (Sara Foster) "Drop it."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "You owe me fifty bucks."

• (Jill Ritchie) "I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe."
• (Sara Foster) "Really? Where did you get it?"
• (Jill Ritchie) "Target."
• (Sara Foster) "No way."
• (Devon Aoki) "Silence."
• (Jill Ritchie) "They also have it in teal."

• (Jill Ritchie) "So, where're you going to?"
• (Sara Foster) "I think -- Barcelona."
• (Jill Ritchie) "I'll miss you."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Can I have your room?"

• (Jill Ritchie) "Everybody's talking about it."
• (Sara Foster) "About what?"
• (Jill Ritchie) "How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut."
• (Sara Foster) "You shut up."
• (Jill Ritchie) "A gay slut."
• (Sara Foster) "I'm not gay."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Ms. Petrie wants to see you."

• (Jill Ritchie) "Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "You're not wrong"
• (Jill Ritchie) "Yeah, but my friends, not into that."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Right."

• (Jill Ritchie) "You really need to check your messages."

• (Jill Ritchie) "What if she really loves her? I mean, what if Lucy really makes her happy?"
• (Jill Ritchie) "If you were really her best friend, you'd probably let her go."

Meagan Good as Max

• (Meagan Good) "If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Deal."

• (Meagan Good) "Janet. Wake up. We got a lead on Amy."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Oh, God."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Oh no no no no no no no --"

• (Meagan Good) "I don't care if you are the Perfect Score."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Perfect whore."

• (Meagan Good) "It's a trap."
• (Sara Foster) "Whatever."
• (Meagan Good) "Hey. Look. Creepy shadows. No bad guys in sight. Confined space. Trap."
• (Sara Foster) "Why are to you giving me such a hard time? Do you think I can't handle it?"
• (Meagan Good) "No I know you can't handle it. You wouldn't know formation kappa kappa gamma if it bit you in your forehead."
• (Devon Aoki) "We are going to die."
• (Sara Foster) "No."
• (Sara Foster) "As your senior officer, I'm ordering you to secure the vault, soldier."
• (Meagan Good) "You're "ordering" me?"
• (Sara Foster) "Yeah."
• (Meagan Good) "Fine."
• (Sara Foster) "There. That wasn't so bad. I think you guys owe me an apology-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh."

• (Meagan Good) "Who's your best friend?"
• (Sara Foster) "You are my best friend."
• (Meagan Good) "And what did I say to you the very first day at the Academy?"
• (Sara Foster) ""That's my bunk, bitch.""
• (Meagan Good) "After that."

Holland Taylor as Mrs. Peatree

• (Holland Taylor) "This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage."

• (Holland Taylor) "Annie,"
• (Unnamed) "Amy."
• (Holland Taylor) "Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on- What's that movie with Jodie? And the little dog falls in the well with the lotion?"
• (Unnamed) "Silence of the lambs."
• (Holland Taylor) "You're the lamb, Amy."

Jimmi Simpson as Scud

• (Jimmi Simpson) "So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted --"
• (Jill Ritchie) "Yes."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "I didn't ask you anything yet."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Whatever it is, yes."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Awesome."

• (Jimmi Simpson) "Just promise me you'll be open."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Open to what?"
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Open to love."

• (Jimmi Simpson) "All right, then. We're going in."
• (Jordana Brewster) "What?"
• (Jimmi Simpson) "We gots to get her back."

• (Jimmi Simpson) "Knock 'em dead -- but not really."

• (Jimmi Simpson) "I am the God of bingo."

• (Jimmi Simpson) "You were dumped."
• (Jordana Brewster) "I was not dumped."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Oh, you were dumped hard, and that sucks, but you took your time off in Antarctica or whatever."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Reykjavik. It's in Iceland."

• (Jimmi Simpson) "What the hell?"
• (Jill Ritchie) "I couldn't stop them."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "You look nice."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Thanks."
• (Jill Ritchie) "What?"
• (Meagan Good) "What are you doing?"
• (Jill Ritchie) "Nothing."
• (Jill Ritchie) "Sorry."

• (Jimmi Simpson) "Oh my God. What a disaster. I am so sorry. Leave it up to the D.E.B.S -- your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing --"
• (Jimmi Simpson) "What?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "I met someone."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "I knew it. I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka --"
• (Jordana Brewster) "No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "I'm not following."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Freak Out? Why would I freak out --"
• (Jordana Brewster) "Well, ya know sometimes you --"
• (Jimmi Simpson) "OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?"
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "No."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Oh my god. Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.."
• (Jordana Brewster) "So?"
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.. She's the perfect score."

Sara Foster as Amy

• (Unnamed) "Oh god, I'm sorry. I am so sorry."
• (Sara Foster) "Oh my god --"
• (Jordana Brewster) "s***."
• (Sara Foster) "You're Lucy Diamond."
• (Jordana Brewster) "You're a D.E.B."
• (Sara Foster) "You have the right to remain silent --"
• (Jordana Brewster) "You're reading me my rights?"
• (Sara Foster) "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
• (Sara Foster) "Okay here's the thing."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Yeah?"
• (Sara Foster) "I am really not up for dying today."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Me neither."
• (Sara Foster) "So, I was thinking that uh, why don't you put your gun down."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Why don't you put your gun down?"
• (Sara Foster) "You're the criminal and I'm the cop, so I think I'm technically more trustworthy."
• (Jordana Brewster) "So far I was totally minding my own business on some stupid blind date when you guys decided to rain s*** all over me."
• (Sara Foster) "Wait. You were on a blind date?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "Whatever."
• (Sara Foster) "With that Russian girl?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "What?"
• (Sara Foster) "Nothing. I just didn't know you were a --"
• (Jordana Brewster) "Why would you know?"
• (Sara Foster) "Wow that really torpedoes my thesis."

• (Sara Foster) "What I said to you the first time we met?"
• (Meagan Good) ""High-protein diets are overrated.""
• (Sara Foster) "After that."

• (Sara Foster) "Nothing happened."
• (Jill Ritchie) "She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her."
• (Sara Foster) "I am not."
• (Jill Ritchie) "You violated the prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted."

• (Sara Foster) "If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it."
• (Sara Foster) "If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. It's not until moments like this when you are forced to take stock of yourself that you see what you are made of. It's not until moments like this when you have to remember what's right and true. Because it's moments like this when you discover what it truly means to be a D.E.B."
• (Sara Foster) "Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. Because, the truth is, the times I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. And the only brave thing I've done this whole time is what I'm doing now. So if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the devil."

• (Sara Foster) "I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me."

• (Sara Foster) "Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's --"
• (Meagan Good) "What?"
• (Sara Foster) "Real."

• (Sara Foster) "I think love should be irresistible, like a drug, you know? I think when it happens you should just not be able to help yourself. I just; I wanted -- more."

Jordana Brewster as Lucy

• (Jordana Brewster) "Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me."

• (Jordana Brewster) "Oww. Did you just snap my bra?"
• (Sara Foster) "Er -- no."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade."
• (Sara Foster) "I was trying to be smooth."

• (Jordana Brewster) "Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?"
• (Sara Foster) "Everything."

• (Jordana Brewster) "Look, let's just pretend that we're in Barcelona, and you're in art school, and I'm renting sailboats to tourists, and no one's a super hero and no one's a villain, we're just us."

• (Jordana Brewster) "I guess I'll see you around -- 'same bat time' or whatever."

• (Jordana Brewster) "Scud, I don't know how this happened to me but"
• (Jordana Brewster) "being bad doesn't feel good anymore."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "Do you love her?"
• (Jimmi Simpson) "You're willing to give up all this, the life of crime, the whole nine yards?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "Whatever it takes."

• (Jordana Brewster) "Australia's toast."
• (Jimmi Simpson) "What's your beef with Australia?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "I don't like their attitude."

• (Jordana Brewster) "I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate."
• (Sara Foster) "Pirates are criminals."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Oh. Whoops."

• (Jordana Brewster) "I just -- I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning."
• (Jessica Cauffiel) "Are you blowing me?"
• (Jordana Brewster) "What?"
• (Jessica Cauffiel) "Off. Are you blowing me off?"

Devon Aoki as Dominique

• (Devon Aoki) "You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once."
• (Jill Ritchie) "You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language."

• (Devon Aoki) "You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either."

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