Daddy Day Care Quotes

Daddy Day Care is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Daddy Day Care ended in 1970.

It features John Davis, Wyck Godfrey, and Matt Berenson as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Steven Poster as head of cinematography.

Daddy Day Care is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Daddy Day Care is 96 minutes long. Daddy Day Care is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Charlie Hinton, Max Burkholder as Max, Jeff Garlin as Phil, Khamani Griffin as Ben, Anjelica Huston as Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan, Lacey Chabert as Jenny, Elle Fanning as Jamie, Hailey Noelle Johnson as Becca, Leila Arcieri as Kelli, Steve Zahn as Marvin, and Shane Baumel as Crispin.

Daddy Day Care Quotes

Jeff Garlin as Phil

• (Jeff Garlin) "Nobody likes broccoli."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Ben likes broccoli. Don't you, Ben?"
• (Khamani Griffin) "Nope."
• (Eddie Murphy) "You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die."

• (Jeff Garlin) "Let's get safety gate crazy."

Anjelica Huston as Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan

• (Anjelica Huston) "Rock for Daddy Day Care -- Do you know what this means?"
• (Lacey Chabert) "A -- chance to prove ourselves in a little healthy competition?"
• (Anjelica Huston) "No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a deathwish."

Steve Zahn as Marvin

• (Unnamed) "We need more chasing bad guys."
• (Steve Zahn) "Hey, that's an excellent idea."
• (Unnamed) "Like the Joker."
• (Steve Zahn) "No, you see, buddy, that's Batman's bad guy. You're the Flash, you need to be fighting --"
• (Unnamed) "Lex Luthor?"
• (Steve Zahn) "No, that's Superman. You need to be fighting Captain Boomerang, Gorilla Grod, the Reverse Flash --"
• (Unnamed) "How about the Riddler?"
• (Steve Zahn) "What are you doing to these kids?"

Shane Baumel as Crispin

• (Shane Baumel) "Shut-up, Butthead."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Shut-up, Butthead? I'm sure your mommy and daddy don't like you talking like that. When your mommy comes to get you I'm going to tell her what you said."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Owww."

Eddie Murphy as Charlie Hinton

• (Eddie Murphy) "Today we need some organization and planned activities."
• (Jeff Garlin) "No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, man, how did it go in there?"
• (Max Burkholder) "-- I missed."
• (Eddie Murphy) "He heh -- what does that mean?"
• (Max Burkholder) "I missed."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, hell, no."

• (Eddie Murphy) "If you put your kids through this they're gonna be miserable in four languages --"
• (Anjelica Huston) "Five, we start Portugese in the fall."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Ok, you're gonna go out straight for a pass, and I want you to be my blocker. You're gonna come across and cut left and I'll --"
• (Max Burkholder) "How 'bout we just run in a circle?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "-- Yeah, OK, that's a better idea. How 'bout we just aaaall run in a circle?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush."

• (Eddie Murphy) "So -- what else can we learn about?"
• (Elle Fanning) "Dolphins. Dolphins are good."
• (Max Burkholder) "Dolphins are fish."
• (Hailey Noelle Johnson) "No, they're not."
• (Max Burkholder) "Yeah-huh, they live in water."
• (Hailey Noelle Johnson) "That doesn't mean they're fish."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, hey, hey -- Calm down now. Maybe we should just ask another question here."
• (Elle Fanning) "-- Where do babies come from?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Eh, eh -- Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than that ?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Whoa. Hey, little man."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I'd say this wasn't a bad trade-off."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Yeah, Dad."

• (Eddie Murphy) "I'll see you tomorrow Crispin. Tomorrow."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Wow, goats really love pie"

Khamani Griffin as Ben

• (Khamani Griffin) "Remember when you broke my yo-yo?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "I did not break your yo-yo."
• (Khamani Griffin) "You did."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I did not break your yo-yo."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Yes, you did."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Your yo-yo was broke."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Admit-admit it. Ya killin me. Ya really killin me."

• (Khamani Griffin) "Good morning, Daddy."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Hey, Ben, how you doing, man?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, God. Daddy's got to get ready for work."
• (Khamani Griffin) "Can't you stay home?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "No, I got a big day at work today. A real big day."

Elle Fanning as Jamie

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Hailey Noelle Johnson as Becca

• (Hailey Noelle Johnson) "We need more learning about things."
• (Eddie Murphy) "More learning about things?"
• (Hailey Noelle Johnson) "Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds."

Leila Arcieri as Kelli

• (Leila Arcieri) "Hi, are you the new daddy?"
• (Steve Zahn) "I'm your daddy."
• (Steve Zahn) "I'm not your daddy. I'm your baby's daddy. Er; I'm not your baby's daddy. I'm gonna be -- I mean, I'm-a -- I'm-a -- I'm --"
• (Jeff Garlin) "You're Marvin --"
• (Steve Zahn) "-- Marvin."

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